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Drug Test

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soiskifofree
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So I am suppose to take a drug test this Friday and I smoked on Sunday night, we only smoked two bowls I prob got 6-7 rips. The last time i smoked b4 that was 4/20. Any chance I can pass this thing or am i fucked?\

Also do they watch you when you take the piss test or could i get some clean urine and bring it in w me?
May 12 2010 5:28PM
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jeremy.g
Posts: 4931 - Karma: 459
search bar dude. or google this shit. there are a lot better resources for this than ns.
May 12 2010 5:29PM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
Simple Solution: Don't fucking smoke
May 12 2010 5:31PM
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AB.Zee
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Oil Change?
May 12 2010 5:33PM
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theabortionator
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/not only will you fail, you'll probably die
May 12 2010 5:35PM
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B.Pol
Posts: 1750 - Karma: 59
You should probably just run away. That seems like the best option at this point
May 12 2010 5:39PM
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hellomynameisjef
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do you fucking people honestly just look at recently created threads, and then make some with the exact same fucking topic? jesus titty-fucking christ
May 12 2010 5:42PM
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soiskifofree
Posts: 15 - Karma: 10
fuck yo couch. I did searchbar and found nothing about my main question which was do they watch you go pee or could i bring some clean shit in. so fuck you
May 12 2010 6:02PM
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Static
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this, fuck you OP
May 12 2010 6:03PM
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Billek
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I bet that 'blah blah drug test' threads are the most common thread in NSG.
May 12 2010 6:05PM
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soiskifofree
Posts: 15 - Karma: 10
no fuck you!
May 12 2010 6:57PM
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soiskifofree
Posts: 15 - Karma: 10
and...
May 12 2010 6:58PM
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family_vacation
Posts: 6200 - Karma: 7,841
they will actually insert a small camera into your penis. You have no way to escape detection.
May 12 2010 7:00PM
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soiskifofree
Posts: 15 - Karma: 10
HAHAH thats so funny the last time i heard that i laughed so hard i fell off my dinosaur 
May 12 2010 7:02PM
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2_fadez
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considering you're asking for help, you should probably shut the fuck up.
or just learn to stop smoking, you stupid sack of shit:

https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/536935/
May 12 2010 7:08PM
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family_vacation
Posts: 6200 - Karma: 7,841
Christ, I'm trying to help you.

You know that THC is in your fat cells, right? That means that you can't just get it out. You can try to dilute your urine but that's easy to catch. A way around it is to dilute your fat cells. If you eat a ton of fatty foods without any exercise, you should be set. Go out and stuff yourself on milkshakes and burgers for a while. If you are able to gain like twenty pounds, you should be great.
May 12 2010 7:12PM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
...and you should go fist fuck your mom.
May 12 2010 7:14PM
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Alex=God
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HA PRETTY ORIGINAL COMEBACK /end: caps lock
May 12 2010 7:39PM
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STwoops
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if you have a head shop/smoke shop in town, they'll have detox drinks. They really work, worked for me.
May 12 2010 9:01PM
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jibjunkie
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get a buddy to piss in a small plastic shampoo bottle. tape the bottle to your gooch between your dick and ass and clench your legs whenever you sit on your way. turning on car seat heaters helps too. unless you gt an oral test in which case your shit outta luck
May 12 2010 9:03PM
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zepscratch
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lol. have you ever smoked?

nice friends list btw

tool
May 12 2010 9:32PM
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BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,256
interesting. the kid your criticizing is a tool because he doesnt smoke? i apologize that youre so fucking hip and badass, none of us nonsmokers can compare. sorry. we suck, i know
May 12 2010 9:39PM
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zepscratch
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haha. you clearly didnt read my comment. nice try though. im sure you'll figure it out
May 12 2010 9:46PM
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BenWhit
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i apologize good sir. i was horribly mistaken
May 12 2010 10:07PM
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yourthemannowdog
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no this kid is prob fucked. The best thing you can do is be honest and tell them before who ever it is before the test. Tell them you will clean up your act. Honesty can get you on peoples good side if you play your cards right
May 12 2010 10:10PM
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Dan-Man
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niacin kid. niacin.

and lots of water. 

and right before you go take some viamins/drink some emergency.  so your watered down piss will have some minerals and shit in it to make it look legit.  you'll be fine. worked for me for 12 months on randomz.

May 12 2010 10:29PM
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Steezegull
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Gewd Comeback!
May 12 2010 10:30PM
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AlexF
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I highly doubt using Niacin works. But if you do take it make sure you take aspirin half an hour before hand, the side effects won't be as bad.

Bottom line; you're going to test positive. You may as well be honest and just tell them and see where it leads
May 12 2010 11:05PM
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Negro_Jesus
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most drugs pass through your system in around 24hours but your unlucky cause cannabis can stay in there for a week or more
May 12 2010 11:16PM
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ChillTeenDad420
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this thread was just bumped like yesterday. searchbar, but best of luck
May 12 2010 11:18PM
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adamlukowski
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May 12 2010 11:25PM
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CypressGrove
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work in an industry that doesnt test. i've changed jobs 4 times since i started and have never been tested.
May 12 2010 11:43PM
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SteezyOhio
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awww shit homie you soooooo fucked

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Everybody here agrees your a complete fucking dumb ass
May 12 2010 11:54PM
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BMskier
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depending on how healthy you are and if what you said is true about the last times you smoked you should be fine. thc will usually, if you are not an avid smoker, cycle through your body in 3 to 4 days. sweating is really the best thing you can do if you are super duper worried.
May 12 2010 11:55PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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May 12 2010 11:59PM
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FBGM
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May 13 2010 12:03AM
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ElbridgeGerry
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May 13 2010 12:04AM
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SteezyOhio
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why must you be so stupid
May 13 2010 12:05AM
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ElbridgeGerry
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May 13 2010 12:07AM
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FBGM
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May 13 2010 12:09AM
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ElbridgeGerry
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May 13 2010 12:10AM
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FBGM
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FBGM
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May 13 2010 12:12AM
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SteezyOhio
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shitt not another retart
May 13 2010 12:12AM
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ElbridgeGerry
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May 13 2010 12:12AM
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SteezyOhio
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dinner time!
May 13 2010 12:14AM
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ElbridgeGerry
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May 13 2010 12:15AM
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FBGM
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May 13 2010 12:16AM
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MadSteezin
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This should help. http://forum.grasscity.com/apprentice-tokers/36557-offical-how-pass-dt.html
May 13 2010 12:18AM
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SteezyOhio
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AIDS! i got it!
May 13 2010 12:19AM
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