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Don't tell a police officer

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ax_murderer
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things you dont tell a plice officer. official.

a) not except the nunchucks in the back.
my buddy bob(yes serius his names bob) got pulled over witha bunch of bows and baskets in his car, still have no idea why wanna say baby shower, but the cop asked anything you want to declare..."nothing......except the nunchucks in the trunk." go his whole care searched.

b) "look sir"
in trouble with officer genesse, i say as he pours out my 40's, hey look officer gennnsesse, genssesse,(sp), we were drinking genesse 40oz. "That is not amusing."
alrighty then


so stupid things you don't tell a cop:
May 11 2010 6:42PM
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hank_hill
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the snozberries taste like snozberries?
May 12 2010 3:50PM
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ECB
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Well, he had to get the dogs to search your car.....which is pretty sick

If say you are in a real small town really far away from a major city, and the dogs from that city are busy in a idk high school doing a search, then the cop wont be able to get the dogs, and if they make you wait hours, you have a lawsuit haha


but yes, you had nothing, so it was probably pretty funny seeing the dogs come up!  I don't do smoke weed either, (or any drugs for that matter) so I think it would be funny to get pulled over, drug dogs called in, then have my parents drive by and just laugh at me haha

That cop that said he smelt weed must have felt like an asshole afterwards, and probably got shit from his commanding officer haha
May 12 2010 3:58PM
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Che~
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you must really like the k9 units
you have mentioned them in every single post lol
May 12 2010 4:15PM
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chardi
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0:58

Jay Z knows wassup

May 12 2010 4:16PM
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ECB
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I do!  I live in the middle of no where, so to see them, its amusing.

I'll never forget in high school one year, they were doing a search, told us we had to stay in our rooms for some bullshit reason, i forget now, but my french teacher didn't understand, so she let me go to the bathroom, I go out in the hall, and the dog is barking at a locker and scratching at it, then this huge black guy, probably six foot six and 300 pounds, walks up, and rips the locker door open!  It was the most badass thing I have ever seen!  (Disclaimer, I found out later they had already put a key in it so it was unlocked, but he wanted to look cool in front of me, so he pretended he ripped it open)
May 12 2010 4:21PM
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hippystinx
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dont tell the police this isnt your first rodeo...they like to search your record and when they see you have a felony they go from being nice to fairly hostile and touchy
May 12 2010 4:47PM
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Crack.
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bahahahhahahhahaha
May 12 2010 5:18PM
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theabortionator
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This thread should get arrested.
May 12 2010 5:40PM
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applejuice.
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hahahahahahaahahah the fact that it's triscuits makes it that much funnier
May 12 2010 5:47PM
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*Dos*Planker*
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May 12 2010 5:53PM
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*Dos*Planker*
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fix?
May 12 2010 5:53PM
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General_Ripper
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"Yo officer" When drunk while my friend was getting a DUI
and
"Thats my fucking car" When drunk and a cop said the car I was going to wasnt my car
both nearly got my teeth knocked out for me
May 12 2010 5:57PM
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potato_man
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Sir, I collect Brazilian moss, and you are damaging my samples.
May 12 2010 8:04PM
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rachie.b
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May 14 2010 1:42AM
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PimpingPanda
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So let me get this straight nerdy but still very doable girl (are you a guy with an avatar of a guy? If so WTF??).

The supreme court has ruled that if a cop asks if he can search your car, he does not have the right to do so UNLESS you give him permission. *BUT* if you do not give him permission because it is your right to not have to endure that invasion, then that gives him the right to detain you and make you wait for the police dog to come?
May 14 2010 2:06AM
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geteducated
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might get all miami vice on you



May 14 2010 2:12AM
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ECB
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Yes, don't you love laws?
May 14 2010 9:43AM
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84891jnf92048
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what a dick. he has no right to take away that kid's board, nor are they going to "spend time in juvy" for jibbing a concrete ledge.
May 14 2010 10:36AM
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willy_baller
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When you get pulled over for speeding And it's raining out and the cop is getting impatient and asks you to hurry up, don't ask him if he would like to come sit in your car. Otherwise you will get a 12 point ticket for a whole bunch of stuff you didn't even know was illegal.
May 14 2010 11:33AM
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