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Soccer Players?

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stoggieman
Posts: 315 - Karma: 78
so i'm bored and it's raining, how many soccer players do we have on ns?
May 11 2010 5:59PM
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gigi.d
Posts: 1588 - Karma: 302
Pretty much sums it up. dude thanks.

But seriously, soccer is not a "non-contact sport". Don't watch pro soccer, that shit is way slow, Mexican soccer is probably the most physical and cheap. And it isn't boring to watch.


May 12 2010 10:04PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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lineman are generally INSANELY strong. There's a kid who is an All-Canadian lineman on my football team. They may look fat, but they have a lot of muscle underneath.


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He's 6'5" and 312 lbs. Generally guys like the one you mentioned get BURIED at the university level cause they don't have good footwork.
May 12 2010 10:07PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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seeing how fat he is it must hurt a little when hes on top
May 12 2010 10:09PM
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FBGM
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May 12 2010 10:10PM
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Alex=God
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lol
May 12 2010 10:15PM
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Black-Bandanna
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lol @ you
May 12 2010 10:15PM
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stoggieman
Posts: 315 - Karma: 78
i just wanted to see if anyone else played soccer and wanted to talk about it, i really don't even know why people would come into this thread to just hate on it, are you that worthless that you need to go into threads that your not wanted in so you can hate on them and feel good about yourself?
May 12 2010 10:18PM
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FBGM
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its really not like that i promise.
May 12 2010 10:21PM
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comeatmebro
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translation: hey guys i'm an ill informed dumbass and think soccer isn't a contact sport! i also like arguing when i don't even know what i'm saying. what's up??!?
May 12 2010 10:21PM
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Tw33k3d
Posts: 158 - Karma: 27
hahahaha you've been trying to get attention so badly in this thread have but have even failed at that. hahaha what a fail slut. oh and for the record, i hate soccer.

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hahahah
May 12 2010 10:25PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
attention? hahahah

hahahahahahaha

well i got yours, thats for sure!

you keep pretending like you know what you're talking about. really, it's a tiny bit entertaining.
May 12 2010 10:27PM
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Steeze_Cake
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Played every single minute at left back for my varsity squad besides 3 minutes in our playoff game due to a direct kick hitting me in the jewels.
May 12 2010 10:27PM
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Tw33k3d
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shhh young ugly chick, shhhh. it's okay, there have been many of your kind on here before. you don't need to get defensive. it just makes you even more unattractive.

i was very amused by your continuous failure in this thread and felt the need to tell you.

now post more gay soccer pictures for more attention and my amusement. i am allowing and telling you to.
May 12 2010 10:33PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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I play keeper, I was starting Varsity GK last year as a sophmore for my 5A Utah school, but I tore my ACL before this season so I couldn't play this year. I also played defense and forward at the JV level, which I won't say is extremely difficult, but does require TONS of stamina.

I was also starting Varsity kicker for the football team this year, and let me tell you, the football locker room atmosphere is sooooo homo compared to soccer. Football conditioning was also the easiest thing ever, all the fat fuckers would be totally out of breath at the end of like two sprints.

that said, ladies of NS, who would you rather get down with?....

an average pro soccer player....Click for larger image

...or an average pro football player
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May 12 2010 10:34PM
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HIRO
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me
May 12 2010 10:35PM
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FBGM
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you spend a lot of time on the internet? you seem well rehearsed
May 12 2010 10:41PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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[IMG]takeyourskirtofftombrady.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/adrian-peterson-02_.jpg[/IMG]



Chicks would love to get with that, he's black. Not some needle-dicked Italian.
May 12 2010 10:49PM
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JaphyRyder
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Whaaaat why man?? UW is legiit
May 12 2010 10:50PM
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.Natty.
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Wow can you chill with the hate, like the OP said, this is just a thread to see who played soccer and talk about it. There was really no need to come in her in the first place. Not being defensive, just making a point.

to buttongwinnett, i dont really see how her being better at skiing is relevant at all.
May 12 2010 10:50PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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Well the kid's ripping on her for being a girl, but she can ski better than him..while being a girl.

Not only has she overcome the fact she's a woman, she can ski better than him. Making any argument he creates irrelevant, because well.. a girl can outski him.
May 12 2010 10:52PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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now in FBGM's defense...she's a pretty decent skier, but still.
May 12 2010 10:53PM
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FBGM
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1) i'm not hatin. i have a right to defend myself when i am attacked.
2) i am aware of that, and i never said anything to any specific person until that.
3) this is NS, you kind of have to expect all different people to post in threads you make in the forum that is available to everyone.
4) that's cool i respect that, i am also just making a few points.
May 12 2010 10:54PM
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.Natty.
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Why are you here? Like the OP said this is a thread to see who plays soccer and discuss things like positions, records and teams. There is no need for so much hate. Im not being defensive Im just making a point.

to buttongwinnett, I dont really see how her being better than anyone at skiing is relevant at all


May 12 2010 10:55PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
would you please post me a picture of a fat pro soccer player?

...or even an out of shape one?
May 12 2010 10:57PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
better skiier=better person=more worthy


she has more worth than him. she is more important.
May 12 2010 10:57PM
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Tw33k3d
Posts: 158 - Karma: 27
basically everyone is saying that they hate you.


now post more gay soccer pictures like i fucking told you to. do it now or get the fuck out.
May 12 2010 10:57PM
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.Natty.
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sorry for the second post. thats respectable though, but like you said, people respond when they or one of their favorite hobbies or interests is attacked
May 12 2010 10:57PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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You can take the Oriental Express to FuckOffistan. You're going to die a virgin if you talk to women like that.
May 12 2010 11:02PM
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FBGM
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yeah i get it, all i'm sayin is attacking me completely out of context is stupid. and in any case, i happen to like soccer quite a bit. people are takin shit waaay too seriously. except you seem pretty level-headed so i thank you for that much. over and out
May 12 2010 11:05PM
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.Natty.
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Respect.

Here ends our stupid internet argument.

Hi there, how are things?
May 12 2010 11:10PM
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Tw33k3d
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how's that jock sweat taste boy? i bet you love grippin other boys asses in the locker room. after playing football myself, i now know how fucking gay it is. soccer may be a pussy sport, buy football DEFINITELY is a gay one. now what were you saying? oh yeah, about me being a virgin or whatever...yeah, your argument would seem logical...if i were a virgin, but i'm not, so that's thrown right out the window. and i don't talk to women like this. i talk to stupid people like this. oh and your post made you seem like you're in 5th grade. hahaha fuckoffistan? nice dude.
May 12 2010 11:11PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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Exactly. If any one of us heard someone bashing skiing for being gay, we would defend it like this, would we not?
May 12 2010 11:11PM
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FBGM
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hahahahahahahaha fuck yeah i lol'd
May 12 2010 11:12PM
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pomme-de-terre
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this thread was about fucking soccer.

SOCCER.

holy fucking shit, and i thought political threads were bad? this was a fucking shit-show and it was about SOCCER. i didnt think people could really disagree about soccer, im not a huge fan, but soccer games are a good excuse to get drunk and yell alot, and while i never played for realz i use to enjoy kicking around a soccer ball with this kid jake in my gym class.

seriously, i dont understand how you fucks could be so against soccer. its not that bad. i mean sure, i would expect a bunch of funny pictures and shit if this was a drug test thread or if it was about granny sex or how FBGM charges to cyber by the hour, but seriously. just chill the fuck out.



Its painfully obvious that it is summer already. it needs to fucking snow again and resorts to open back up.



May 12 2010 11:51PM
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B_Sellegren
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I play! Center Mid/ Striker!
May 12 2010 11:55PM
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BOSSignol
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Yeah I play soccer no doubt. Playin all my life competitively. Ever heard of surf cup, nomads,dallas cup, Orlando coaches showcase? Played for a CSUMB (Monterey Bay) for four years. Did my thing for two summers playin semi-pro for the Salinas Samba. Now I just try to play when I can, jump on wherever as long as its quality. Saggin my shorts with an XL jersey rockin Puma King Classics all the way. Now I just watch homies I used to ball with on TV.

For those of you who are thinkin bout playin ball in college and beyond, go for that shit.
It set me back a little bit graduation wise but I don't regret any of the memories and dope shit that happened along the way. (and the NCAA only drug tests after you've made it through the second round of playoffs,unless on suspicion or a rare random case which they have to tell your coach first and ahead of time anyways) If you fuck with anything other than tree though then disregard that inside ass info.
May 13 2010 4:17AM
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TOUCHE
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Soccer is the best, i play firsts for my high school (we have 7 teams) and i play center D. nothin get past this mofo......

sparknotes: im shit
May 13 2010 7:30AM
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Gorilla.Steeze
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defensive center mid

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alex song, the boss
May 13 2010 7:42AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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im sure she can ski better than me. shes probably been skiing longer too. it was a joke just like canadian soccer and football
May 13 2010 8:20AM
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Gary_Busey
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nice, I feel like I kind of started this shitshow.  I feel accomplished and I won the argument. 

May 13 2010 10:35AM
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Black-Bandanna
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...and who might you be?




Messi FTW
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May 13 2010 11:08AM
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Riser
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I don't care who's been trolling and whoever they are, they should fuck off.
I am English, hence I've played football. Gave up playing for school at about 16, got bored of it.
centre-back or keeper if needed
May 13 2010 11:19AM
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JaphyRyder
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Middlebury Soccer, center mid
May 13 2010 12:11PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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whoever posts last wins.
May 13 2010 4:13PM
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Gary_Busey
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No, you told someone to ride the Oriental Express to FuckOffistan, so you definitely already lost
May 13 2010 8:13PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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thought this thread was going to die but i guess not
May 13 2010 8:14PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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They were insulting a girl for no reason.


It doesn't even matter, you play soccer. You automatically lose.


May 13 2010 8:26PM
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Gary_Busey
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Again a well thought out, intelligent insult.  At least give them some originality.
May 13 2010 8:47PM
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Gary_Busey
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Sorry for dub post but seriously stop, you're dumb and it's pointless to keep this going
May 13 2010 8:48PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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are you bitter because I'm insulting your beloved soccer?




seriously though, I win.
May 13 2010 8:51PM
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