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Soccer Players?

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stoggieman
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so i'm bored and it's raining, how many soccer players do we have on ns?
May 11 2010 5:59PM
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PBRasap
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I play soccer. Usually Sweeper or fullback. I actually got chosen with other "allstars" in my league to go play in Barcelona Spain for an American team made up of the allstars from around my area. Got chosen last year too and got to go to Paris. Such a good time.
May 11 2010 11:10PM
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Black-Bandanna
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Played 4 years of varsity in high school. I loved the game, but didn't see eye to eye with one of our coaches. It was bittersweet. I definitley love kickin' the ball around with my friends now and pick up games. Soccer's a great sport.
May 11 2010 11:15PM
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Black-Bandanna
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Oh and I was a right mid. Running FTW.
May 11 2010 11:19PM
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Austeeze
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Number one passion along with freeskiing, played all my life- bring on the World Cup!!!
May 11 2010 11:36PM
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pianoman
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May 12 2010 12:36AM
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pelle_munch
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I laughed SO hard at all those ^
May 12 2010 2:24AM
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Enraged_Raccoon
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BAHAHAHAHAHA
May 12 2010 2:33AM
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Chickendodo
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This.  Except I played less in highschool.  I was forced to play freshman year because the team was so bad, soph year I got cut from JV, tried out the next year, got cut again, so senior year I figured fuck it.  The Varsity coach was a douchenugget who knew nothing about soccer.
May 12 2010 2:36AM
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Enraged_Raccoon
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May 12 2010 2:38AM
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Black-Bandanna
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Yeah, our head coach, who we were all really close with, died my junior year. Senior year the assistant coach took over, and it wasn't the same. The only reason I played senior year was for my late coach. The other guy was a jackass who I never got along with. I'd say more positive memories than negative though. I don't regret it.
May 12 2010 2:41AM
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Dan.P
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Sure do play just got back from a real cold training

Looking through this thread it looks like just about every sport is gay

May 12 2010 6:33AM
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BMB
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Beyaw, i played in high school, and I'm gonna try out for my college JV team next season,
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god i hope those links worked.
May 12 2010 8:57AM
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easiestEC
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i quit after junior year.
May 12 2010 9:33AM
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Gaespar
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So you have played all along, and still play. Is that what you're saying? Good thing your parents found out you aren't gay though!
May 12 2010 9:39AM
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gigi.d
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Varsity since freshman year./Claim

We lost in the final seconds in playoffs to the team that one state in colorado. I was so pissed.
May 12 2010 4:17PM
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dr.delicious
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I think you'll find it's called Football. =P
May 12 2010 4:29PM
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Elmo.
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i play goalie lol its pretty fun i bash kids if they giev me shit hahaha
May 12 2010 4:47PM
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+[wall.e]+
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Nice scroll bomb you asshole.
May 12 2010 4:51PM
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MCNUGGETS
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outside middie, varsity, and regionals twice (club)
May 12 2010 4:59PM
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teleak
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Bingo!!!!
May 12 2010 5:14PM
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Ethan.G
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I play, been playing for like 11 years I think
May 12 2010 5:32PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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Don't lie, you don't bash kids. You play soccer.
May 12 2010 7:11PM
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gigi.d
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We had a JV soccer brawl this season(when i played JV). It got intense, the other team was pussies. About 3 guys on our team broke their hands, and my team was suspended for 3 games.
May 12 2010 8:21PM
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stoggieman
Posts: 315 - Karma: 78
if were gonna call it football, lets refer to it as real football not american football
May 12 2010 8:28PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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So on top of playing a bitch sport, you don't know how to fight. What's next, you're gonna tell me you guys rub each other off in the showers?
May 12 2010 8:30PM
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Gary_Busey
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shut the fuck up you douche.  America's two favorite sports to watch are football and baseball.  The fact is that 90% of football players would never be able to endure a 90 min. game of soccer because they're overweight and fat. Also, one thing I've never understood is how soccer gets the rep of being a pussy sport, yet in baseball there is no physical contact.  That just does not make sense to me.  Soccer players are some of the best atheletes in the world so stop being ignorant and saying it's for pussies, faggot. 
May 12 2010 8:45PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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Funny thing is, at the end of every girl's soccer season we always get the senior football team to play against the senior girls soccer team. Last year we beat them 11-1, the year before it was 7-1. We play a full 90 minute game every time, and we don't really have any problem running around. Soccer's like 75 minutes of standing around, with 15 minutes of jogging. I don't know what fucking horrible football players you know..but most generally have really good conditioning.


Also, kids who play soccer at any school I've ever been to..are the pussies who don't want to get hurt playing football. It's also a retarded generalization that 90% of football players are overweight and fat. You guys are just so fucking skinny and lack and muscle, we look fat in comparison. Sorry I don't have an Ethiopian 6 pack.
May 12 2010 9:03PM
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Gary_Busey
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Again your ignorance makes me laugh.  Do you realize how different a women's soccer team is compared to a men's team.  It's a joke.  If a bunch of senior football players lost to a girl's soccer team in any sport it would be embarassing.  I'm sure if my soccer team played a women's football team we would beat them easily.  So, to sum it all up you can't compare women's sports teams to men's sports teams.  Your argument is erroneous. You fail.
May 12 2010 9:12PM
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stoggieman
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this guy makes sense
May 12 2010 9:18PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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5 girls on the senior team are going on to play at some of the best Universities in Canada. They had an undefeated season and the closest they came to losing was 3-1, in short they rape. Funny you should mention guys soccer, because 3 of the best soccer players in the school are in my gym class. Not only did me and some fat kid dangle them all, we scored like 3 goals in 10 minutes. Maybe it's just my school, but the soccer players well..aren't very good at playing soccer. Neither are the girls. I don't know whether I'm really good(I doubt that) or it's just that soccer's an easy goddamn sport that anyone can play.


In summary, soccer's a joke.
May 12 2010 9:19PM
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FBGM
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I'M ANGRY BECAUSE I PLAY SOCCER AND SOMEBODY ELSE DOESN'T LIKE SOCCER AND THEY'RE MAKING FUN OF ME ON THE INTERNET ABOUT IT
May 12 2010 9:21PM
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fujarome
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let's have a pissing contest!

but seriously, no shit it's easy in high school. I don't think any sport is properly judged by high school level players
May 12 2010 9:24PM
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Gary_Busey
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Also to this, a playclock in football from about 30-45 seconds depending on where you play.  A football play usually lasts no more then 5 seconds, which leaves 25-40 seconds to stand around in a huddle think up a play and get to the line.  Football players get rests between every 5 seconds of playing, which to me is funny.

Waiting for hilarious reply...

May 12 2010 9:25PM
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Gary_Busey
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If this was directed at me i thought my argument was quite calm and collective. 

But besides this, you are an ugly dyke who should continue flirting with Steezyohio and unicorn in the higher things thread.

O MY GOSH I AM SOOOOOO ANGRY GERRRRRRRR!!! (caps lock off)

May 12 2010 9:30PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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Never said football was conditioning wise superior to soccer, but football players are in better shape conditioning wise. They're both pretty pansy shit in terms of cardio,. Rugby is something that actually requires endurance.
May 12 2010 9:31PM
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Alex=God
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club team was region III and one of the best teams in our region for us club but i dont play club anymore and my varsity team went to state semis and lost to a team with all graduating seniors receiving a scholarship to place at colleges
May 12 2010 9:35PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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you sir are a faggot.first of all canadian soccer is a joke compared to u.s. soccer. second if you think soccer involves 75 minutes of standing you are dumber than previously expected. third why are you even on this thread if clearly your dumb ass comments aren't wanted. and finally you brag about beating a girls team. nice life.
May 12 2010 9:37PM
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Gary_Busey
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Why do you keep bringing up examples that are meaningless?

I'm sure soccer at Canadian Universities is top notch (sarcasm), and gym class is well, gym class. you shouldn't take it serious and if you do kill yourself.  Play a legit club team or in a serious game against men before you make ridiculous claims.  And yes, I have played football so don't play that card.

May 12 2010 9:38PM
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cct_222
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i LOL'd

try having a go at outside midfielder for a competitive game, its like you and your mark are at a fucking track meet, constant full field sprints

May 12 2010 9:42PM
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FBGM
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lol
this was not directed at you but by making that post, it certainly is valid now
lol
and just because i'm a girl it's flirting? they're good friends of mine.
lol
go play soccer or something.
lol
May 12 2010 9:43PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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Soccer at Canadian universities is just as good as a Div 2 school, which is the best anyone in here has done. There are university soccer teams in Canada that compete against American schools(Dalhousie comes to mind)


I didn't take it seriously, but the soccer players did. They were butthurt for a fucking week that I dummied them.

soccer and men generally don't go in the same sentence. Good for you that you've played football, you probably played at some pussy ass 2A school in New England.
May 12 2010 9:44PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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go wash dishes or something
May 12 2010 9:46PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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I'm pretty sure 3 of them got letters from Michigan State..but they didn't want to write their SAT's(dumb girls)
May 12 2010 9:47PM
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FBGM
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
May 12 2010 9:48PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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she can probably ski better than you..so I'd shut up.
May 12 2010 9:48PM
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gigi.d
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Well you obviously haven't played mid, or i should say a right/left mid. There is no "off time" during that. I am friends with the football players, and have played football, as well as soccer, throughout middle school, It require as much stamina as soccer. During practices when the football team ran, i was always first and was never as out of breath as the other players. I went from football to soccer everyday during the football season. You say soccer is a pussy sport? Those are some deep words. I like how you brag about beating the Senior "girls" soccer team when the truth is, senior girls are not very good at soccer. The boys JV could kill them. Oh and i laugh when you say that soccer players look skinney. Some of the soccer players on my team are way more built than the football players. I can also kick half of the football players asses in my grade. I think it is also funny that you say soccer is for faggots, when i don't know of any gay kids that play soccer. Also, when you play right mid, like me, there are also a ton of pushing and stuff. I lay out the kid guarding me almost every game. Next time, shut the fuck up about soccer being a pussy sport, you should have seen my teams hit reel at the soccer banquet. It was insane.
May 12 2010 9:51PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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your so badass
May 12 2010 9:55PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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translation: I am totally an amazing athlete bro, I'm so much manlier and ripped than the football players. I lay out other ripped soccer players by pushing them cause I'm so strong. You shoulda seen how awesome me and my bros are at laying kids out at a non-contact sport.




May 12 2010 9:58PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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oh yeah i forgot that football players know all about a sport they dont even play. soccer is contact and until you get to the pros refs dont call penalties nearly as much so...
May 12 2010 10:02PM
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BrewskiJr
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no homo but the dudes on my old high school soccer team were some of the most built guys in the school. The footyball players were just some meatheads who had just as much fat as muscle. For example, on kid got a full ride to Northwestern for football and another to Indiana for football. Huge fatass linemans. One was absolutely terrible but because he was so big it was hard not to be good at the high school level. The kids who went to Akron (#1 in the country) were jacked and even had some runs on the football team and ended up being #3 receiver in terms of receiving yards.
May 12 2010 10:03PM
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