it will be sweet if it would be open
Dont buy stuff from the ski shop in EA NY because:
the owner took my ski pass from KB,
had me escourted off KB property
tried to press charges against me
if you see him tell him togo to hell
AK skiis are sick
. When the waiter spilled a drink on his shirt, he said, 'this one is on me.'
2. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
4. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
5. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
6. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
8. Every calendar's days are numbered.
9. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
10. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.