FUCK so i was babysitting tonight. three kids. one is 5, one is 3, and one is 6 months. the older ones are already in bed and i'm feeding the baby on the couch. when he's done he falls asleep so i'm just chillin there holding him and then out of NOWHERE he sits up and starts throwing up ALL OVER ME. and i thought he was just spitting up a little but no, it just kept coming. it was like niagara fucking falls. he probably threw up the entire bottle i fed him. All over me, my cell phone, and the couch we were sitting on. so i'm sitting there drenched in baby vomit, trying not to vomit myself because of the smell and my phone just starts vibrating constantly...without stopping for like 20 minutes while i'm cleaning up. so eventually i attend to my phone. try to turn it off, it turns itself back on. then it starts pressing buttons by itself. it has a life of its own so i just took the battery out. then i had to sit for 45 minutes in vomit soaked clothes. i watched spongebob. and then i got paid $20.
/rant
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