Here's the kicker: my first wish was to become a God, an omnipotent being capable of anything and everyhting, which I then wished wouldn't come true. What if I was actually a God already while I made the second wish, thus negating my existence as a God? As you can't actually negate the powers of a God and this still happened...what am I now?
Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
"My cargo pants indicate that I'm not here for school business - I'm here on cool business i.e. curling!"
"Keep this in mind kids, poop is your friend, but can also be your worst enemy." -Alpentalik