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My girlfriend breaks up with me today

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JakeAssBeatClap
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after months then tonight s telling me how she loves me and how i was the most perfect boyfriend ever and all this shit so at first i was like =( then i was like =) now im all like =/???????? so im confused like that makes no sense to me break up with the perfect boyfriend who she loves(among other things she told me)
May 3 2010 12:07AM
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Willard
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 429
probably dumped you for some other guy that didnt work out now back to you
May 3 2010 12:08AM
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vincentlee223
Posts: 1571 - Karma: 382
Girls are retarded. That is all.
May 3 2010 12:10AM
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skiierman
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fucking harden up you pussy. jesus. its so fucking pathetic to see kids like you (yes you are a kid seeing how you care this much and she broke up with you for the summer) whine and bitch about something so insignificant. grow some balls and get over it. if it makes you feel any better, her chance of catching a std is going to increase a lot because of all the randos she'll be fucking unprotected over the summer.
May 3 2010 12:10AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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i like this
May 3 2010 12:11AM
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theJones
Posts: 676 - Karma: 158
thats right, just let it all out, we don't judge you

/thats what she said?
May 3 2010 12:11AM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
wut?
May 3 2010 12:13AM
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soulskier
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https://newschoolers.com/web/members/cultforum/cat_id/2578/
May 3 2010 12:13AM
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WikiWiki
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yes- that makes me lol harder
May 3 2010 12:14AM
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r0dubs
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yah that's why i've been able to stay single all these years

May 3 2010 12:18AM
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r0dubs
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now?
May 3 2010 12:19AM
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thisandthatfilms
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this
May 3 2010 12:25AM
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Mr_Weibel
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ive been through something like this bro. it gets easier and life goes on. and the same poon does get very, very, old
May 3 2010 12:37AM
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Shredneck
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All women are dirty sluts on the inside it's just a matter of how often they take action on their predisposition
May 3 2010 12:41AM
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Mr_Weibel
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very well put
May 3 2010 12:47AM
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lawlz.
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yeah...you should probably suck it up and stop being such a little pussy. but based on what you're saying...."perfect boyfriend blahblah" you most likely are a bitch.
lesson 1) don't treat your women too well or they walk all over you.
lesson 2) show that twat who wears the pants.
lesson 3) love is a deceptive phrase, don't use it unless you want a clingy bitch (or tool in your case) latching on for dear life
lesson 4) life goes on, you'll (hopefully) be a stronger man after this
May 3 2010 12:58AM
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Jwalk
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Ive had a similar experience I was confused as shit. But then I just moved on, ended up dating a super chill girl for a while.

"Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together" - poster in my English class
May 3 2010 12:59AM
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CrunkNugget
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May 3 2010 1:22AM
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El_Barto.
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qft
May 3 2010 1:29AM
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lahnabonny
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girls and guys are both stupid when it comes to relationships. you are prob really young and still in high school, don't take it so seriously, trust me.
May 3 2010 1:31AM
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theabortionator
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Make her give you back your purity ring and your bible
May 3 2010 1:32AM
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Shredneck
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if it wasn't for darringharry i would say your my least favorite member
May 3 2010 1:33AM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
she probably just wants to go out and have wild drunk sex with random dudes. seriously though

May 3 2010 5:10AM
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mklammer
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hahaa this
May 3 2010 5:22AM
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yojimbo
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yeah she totally just fucked some other dude shes been longing for then realized he was a total d-bag. thats how girls work, they're constantly on the search for someone they perceive as better than the one they've got. its like the lions man.
May 3 2010 7:22AM
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feihlination
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the guy is a little extreme, but in general is right. i am always the overly nice guy and would do everything for a girl, but they get used to that and either walk all over you or get bored.

just make sure that contribution is equal.
May 3 2010 8:26AM
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EvanMeyer
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best advice in this thread
May 3 2010 8:54AM
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B@n4naB3nder
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this
May 3 2010 8:55AM
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General_Ripper
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this thread sucks except for this
May 3 2010 9:02AM
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General_Ripper
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My quote said "Fuck you dads lawn mower N***er"
May 3 2010 9:29AM
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bstuck1
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Girls are not to be Trusted




By: Kevin
May 3 2010 9:34AM
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+[wall.e]+
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Bahaha, I lol'd in class.
May 3 2010 10:25AM
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DaveM
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Curb stomp that bitch.
May 3 2010 10:30AM
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shrEddie
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i have a feeling im gonna get dumped today too.  HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!!!!
May 3 2010 10:30AM
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Mr.Bishop
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Best advice is to move on. Honestly no matter what there's always sOmeone out there better for you. If you find someone completely perfect, and you're at the right time in your life, you get married. Then that's it. However in the younger years it's advisable to hook up with tonnes of different people (stay safe though) so you can know exactly what it is you like. Hell if your relationship was meant to be, it will resurface even if it's a few years down the road.
May 3 2010 10:36AM
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yojimbo
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i also thought the title was pretty funny, like you weren't broken up yet but you knew today was the day so you were making a thread before hand. pretty sillyyyy goiiii
May 3 2010 10:39AM
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.AR6rider.
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Only if your girl sucks in bed.  I've been dating the same girl for 6 years and the sex is still amazing.
May 3 2010 11:04AM
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Jules.
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ha.. this
May 3 2010 11:32AM
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ohpatti
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Yeah dude break ups are hard I know how you feel, it's gonna take time to get over it no doubt just don't act mad at her and whatnot, pretend she doesn't exist and go out and get yourdick wet
May 3 2010 11:37AM
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Jules.
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if she sees that your all sad and shit then she has won. act like nothing ever happen/
May 3 2010 11:38AM
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Ty_G
Posts: 117 - Karma: 33
Get with another girl and then you won't remember your ex's name haha or go to a party and go full out i'm sure you won't care about your gf then and have more fun
May 3 2010 11:42AM
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apcaipse
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I have advice.
Murder the best friend. Frame the ex.

Live happily ever after.

May 3 2010 12:24PM
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F-Beezy
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May 3 2010 12:26PM
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Steezius_Maximus
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Mebbe sha turnad outta be a lesbiann
May 3 2010 12:31PM
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HiGHL1FE
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Haha this exact thing happened to me like 2 months ago.... I had a girlfriend who I really liked and after being together for like 5 months she drops the whole "I love you" on me and everything else that goes with that and a month later she just drops me for a extremely stupid minute reason. For a few days I was really sad then I started to not care as much because I figure if I let it get to me that much then I'm just a pussy and she's won... A few weeks after that I slipped up big and made myself look extremely weak and I've been kind of pissed off ever since about it... I mean I don't mope around about it but I still think about her a lot when I'm laying in bed at night and when I'm not doing anything.

I look back on it and am still kind of bummed out about it but then I just think that she was kind of a shitty girlfriend anyway. You stay bummed regardless but what can ya do? All things happen for a reason and you figure it's her loss.

Moral of the story.... Girls are fucking retarded.. I've lost so much respect for woman because of this whole situation and situations like this. You do as much as you can for them then the second something fucking dumb happens they drop you like it's nothing. Don't mope around about it, all things happen for a reason and who knows what will happen next.
May 3 2010 12:58PM
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iSmoke_Purp
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May 3 2010 1:46PM
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skiierman
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trust me, it wasn't stupid. she just wanted another dude's dick... and got it... probably multiple times... and maybe multiple dicks.
May 3 2010 1:48PM
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superpoluha
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feel honored, ur in my sig
May 3 2010 1:48PM
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SOLID7
Posts: 239 - Karma: 11
This.
May 3 2010 2:00PM
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JETS
Posts: 331 - Karma: 749
You obviously weren't giving her the D good enough. She probably nailed some dude at a party that actually stroked it and now she's addicted to the pipe
May 3 2010 2:52PM
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TheButterHashira
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all women are whore except your mother and mine, and they used to be but just got too old.
May 3 2010 2:57PM
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