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So an Irish man runs into a bar. Then he is driven to the hospital and gets stitches
whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator?
an elevator can raise a child
Why dont women need drivers licences?
Because there is no road betweeen the kitchen and the bedroom.
How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Doesent matter the bitches can cook in the dark.
Why cant Helen Keller drive?
She is a woman.
Go to 1:04 if you want to hear jokes that are too smart for you
There already is a thread with all kinds of jokes that was pretty funny/ Just add the that one.
two muffins in an oven, one says boy, its getting hot in here. the other one screams HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN
bahahahahha! what a great thread
how many skiers does it take to turn a lightbulb.
5. one to turn the lightbulb, and the rest to say how nice the turns are
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a blue corvette?
I don't have a blue corvette in my garage.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?
I take my spiked shoes off to jump on my trampoline.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and my girlfriend?
I use a condom with my girlfriend.