my cousin had a wedding a couple years back, and this crazy family friend asked my uncle what he should get him. my uncle was like well we have a registry at here and here blah blah blah, but the crazy friend was like (exact quote) "fuck that, those are women's gifts, im getting him a man's gift." sure enough, he showed up with a combat shotgun all wrapped up. "man's gift"? check.
"America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed."
-Eleanor Roosevelt, 1936
well hes not your typical 50 year old he has alot of energy, loves sports watching tv and going on the comp to look at more tv shit, and is a huge nc tar heel fan. and the cocaine wouldnt be to good since he is kinda a recovering addict
My first priority is my relationship with Jesus Christ my savior. I love to ski and do it for Jesus, which just makes it that much better. I pretend im a gangster when i ski, but instead of shooting people up, ill just give them a hug and tell them that Jesus loves them.