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What to do with 150 Tennis balls?

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nkmo.
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Well, title pretty much says it all... My roommate scored a box of 150 tennis balls at the DI for $20 and now we're turning to you NS for ideas on what to do with them. We've already thrown them all down a flight of stairs, and played with our dogs until we thought they were going to arrest. Now I need your great ideas, let's here 'em!
Apr 28 2010 1:26PM
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I_Am_Mod
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tennis ball cannon?
Apr 28 2010 1:29PM
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dubaiski
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be creative e.g. pay somebody to try and eat them or say to somebody if they can run through them you will give the $5 (they will probably just stack it after one step).
Apr 28 2010 1:29PM
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zerospinskier
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Not sure if you have bikes or anything, but this is an idea.

Apr 28 2010 1:32PM
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cct_222
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make a huge tennis ball pyramid
Apr 28 2010 1:32PM
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shr@gler
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 912

SIMPLE!

1. drop them.

2. Have women pick them up.

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Apr 28 2010 1:32PM
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An10a_Eng
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play tennis.

if one goes over the fence you have 149 more times that it can happen until you have to go get one
Apr 28 2010 1:35PM
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soulskier
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fill one with strike anywhere match heads
and throw it just to see what happens
Apr 28 2010 1:36PM
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bibs_skibum
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drop them all off of the tallest building you can get on top of. Chaos
Apr 28 2010 1:41PM
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Jodi
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this.
Apr 28 2010 1:43PM
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Ski_The_East10
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pretty damn good idea..

and adding a little gun powder never hurt
Apr 28 2010 1:45PM
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Holte
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Buy two-hundred thousand more tennis balls and do this:

Apr 28 2010 1:48PM
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soulskier
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i like the way you think
Apr 28 2010 1:50PM
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OMGHEDIDNT
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cut hem in half and you have 300 half tennis balls to work with
Apr 28 2010 1:59PM
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blunts
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She looks pretty good at handlin balls... just sayin
Apr 28 2010 2:04PM
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spruitm
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Write a word on each ball with a black marker.

I dont know where this ideas going after that, but I feel like that's a good start
Apr 28 2010 2:07PM
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1337
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go grab one of those tennis ball launchers from a tennis court, im sure you could get your hands on one somehow, sit out on the lawn and just start shooting them everywhere at people. should be fun.
Apr 28 2010 2:13PM
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1337
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or better yet get two, divide up the tennis balls, build forts out of cardboard boxes, and have a war with your friend. That will send you back to your early years.
Apr 28 2010 2:13PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Set them on fire. It's pretty cool looking. Blue flames.
Apr 28 2010 2:15PM
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sheeby
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hahaha, i was going to say soak them in some lighter fluid/oil, light em up and launch them with a bungee of some type
Apr 28 2010 2:20PM
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Elg
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really? i might have to try that now...
Apr 28 2010 2:21PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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1. coat floor with tennis balls
2. get drunk
Apr 28 2010 2:21PM
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Steezy_IN_KC
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you could turn to a life of crime...


Apr 28 2010 2:23PM
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zerospinskier
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Works every time. I hardly use my key anymore.
Apr 28 2010 2:32PM
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BMskier
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uhhhh yea right haha

Apr 28 2010 3:33PM
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garrettwiz
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agreed light them on fire and do shit with them like play tennis
Apr 28 2010 4:36PM
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Nathn
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3.???
4.Profit
Apr 28 2010 4:51PM
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Hansel.
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fill with lighter fluid and some fire crackers, dip in a bit of gas, light it and there you have a grenade.

its fun and makes a loud pop
Apr 28 2010 4:54PM
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bryanw
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drench in gasoline or sumthin then at night time set it on fire and place tennis or hockey with it. if you hit it right it explodes the first time but nothing dangerous.. its a good time
Apr 28 2010 4:57PM
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Ben.
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been mythbusted
Apr 28 2010 5:00PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Ya, I was rollin' pretty hard so it was pretty awesome at the time.
Apr 28 2010 5:43PM
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C.Wood
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prank him by putting them all in his bed, he isnt going to know what hit him
Apr 28 2010 5:52PM
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_CC_
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do this.

take 1 tennis ball. cut a hole in it.
take a sparkler and rub off all the shit at the end into the tennis ball, maybe do this multiple times in 1 ball.
drop a match into the tennis ball,
wait a few seconds and/ or throw
and you have a tennis ball comet.
Apr 28 2010 5:56PM
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Malcolm
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you have to go to a dog park! all the dogs will freak out itll be hilarious.
Apr 28 2010 6:05PM
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Charles.
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not sure if it would be cool or not
but put them all on a trampoline
Apr 28 2010 6:07PM
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Backyard.Skier
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.
Apr 28 2010 6:17PM
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dickhead1
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thats sick
Apr 28 2010 6:19PM
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Peter.
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you said roommate, so you're in college i'm guessing. if your dorm has a window out on to a public place, try and snipe people from the window. points for hitting people in the head, etc.
Apr 28 2010 6:23PM
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connory998
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with a net then jump
Apr 28 2010 6:23PM
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MCNUGGETS
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Play Heretall-tennis-court.jpg
Apr 28 2010 6:25PM
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PacificRimJob
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just start throwing them everywhere. hahaha.
Apr 28 2010 6:26PM
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skiierman
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you could recreate the best show ever...

Apr 28 2010 6:55PM
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Downtofilm
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Yes
Apr 28 2010 7:27PM
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p.jones
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damn this thread has some good ideas. ill have to try some of them out this summer
Apr 28 2010 7:58PM
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.Natty.
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my threads... just in case i stumble upon massive amounts of tennis balls someday
Apr 28 2010 8:12PM
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Malcolm
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yeah seriously. just imagine all the angry pet owners and all the stoked up dogs. bring a camera
Apr 28 2010 10:38PM
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PacificRimJob
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That was the greatest part of my childhood...

Apr 28 2010 10:59PM
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i.ski.troll.
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that show looks awesome!
Apr 28 2010 11:01PM
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theabortionator
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everything
Apr 29 2010 12:49AM
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skier_boy26
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another kid unaware of ghetto early 90s tv...
Apr 29 2010 1:10AM
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Static
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get some surgical tubing and a little square of leater, DIY launcher for cheap.

You can unload 150 balls in a few sessions.
Apr 29 2010 1:26AM
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