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Old men and convertibles

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fairygirl
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Eeeewww.... The grossest thing happened to me today. I was biking to my friend's house, and I forgot to switch pants, so I was wearing my low-riders. Firstly, an old man in a convertible whistled and honked his horn at me. Secondly, a drunk guy with a purse slapped my ass as I rode past one of the bars!!! If I hadn't been terrified of the drunk man he so would have gotten it.



'Bob gets drunk in a park alone and gets arrested for getting in a fight with a group of teenage girls.'
May 12 2002 3:22AM
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andyrightcoast
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i still cant stop laughing, thats so fuckin' hilarious, im sorry, lol

like one of those public service commercials where they are like, DONT TALK TO STRANGERS
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May 12 2002 3:25AM
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Sgt.Hessu
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HAHAHAAA thats so mean!!!
Me need snow!!
May 12 2002 3:32AM
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Lord_Piot
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hahahahahah thats pretty funny yet terribly dirty at the same time


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May 12 2002 8:18AM
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ski2824
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sadly, that drunk man was daryl. he's nearly hit bottom with his drinking and cross dressing...was he wearing his du rag too? lol
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May 12 2002 9:25AM
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Drail
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what the fuck? um - no... i wasn't wearing a du-rag at the time - gez, get with it. ass.


but seriously though, when I grow up I want to get a mini-van and drive around and hit on hot teenage chicks just to freak them out... ah yes, that'll be the life.

Darryl Hunt
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representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness

Dave P: 'do you guys know what a chesterfield is?'
Dave Lemlin: 'I don't know... a gun?'
May 12 2002 1:38PM
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andyrightcoast
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you will still be hitting on them the same way... *shakes head*

Darryl: *giggling* you're pretty... *giggling*

Girl: Get away old man!

Darryl: hehehehe *pushes girl down and runs away giggling*


-Andy

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May 12 2002 1:45PM
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FreshCoast
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Mini-van? Dont you mean a child melester van, you know the ones without window, like the ones cable companies have?
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May 12 2002 1:47PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
nah, it's all about the mini-van... noone will ever suspect the mini-van.

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness

Dave P: 'do you guys know what a chesterfield is?'
Dave Lemlin: 'I don't know... a gun?'
May 12 2002 2:08PM
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fairygirl
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My mum's fiancé drives a van without any windows... lol... Eeewww


'Bob gets drunk in a park alone and gets arrested for getting in a fight with a group of teenage girls.'
May 12 2002 2:25PM
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mauii
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what does he do when it rains?

Mauii - Ontarian Jibber

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May 12 2002 3:57PM
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Faoda
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What do you mean what does he do when it rains?
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May 12 2002 5:50PM
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yeti
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mauii...no windows at all...like, not just broken out windows...there are just no windows.

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May 12 2002 7:30PM
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mauii
Posts: 6166 - Karma: 32
ooooh..im stupid :(

Mauii - Ontarian Jibber

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May 12 2002 7:31PM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
I told my mum, and she was like, 'You should be flattered.' and her fiancé was like, 'He's old, not blind.' It was so wrong!!! Anyone want to switch families with me? lol


'Bob gets drunk in a park alone and gets arrested for getting in a fight with a group of teenage girls.'
May 12 2002 10:04PM
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1080chick
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basically the same thing happened to me....nasty...
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May 13 2002 1:11AM
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