Eeeewww.... The grossest thing happened to me today. I was biking to my friend's house, and I forgot to switch pants, so I was wearing my low-riders. Firstly, an old man in a convertible whistled and honked his horn at me. Secondly, a drunk guy with a purse slapped my ass as I rode past one of the bars!!! If I hadn't been terrified of the drunk man he so would have gotten it.
'Bob gets drunk in a park alone and gets arrested for getting in a fight with a group of teenage girls.'