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If you could be any animal

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Benson23
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 15
I'd be a fucking tiger they are bad ass cats, what about you?
Apr 26 2010 3:13PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
yeah im a big fan of ferocious cats, but imagine being able to fly... and swim, and walk (not very well)... so being a duck would be tempting i gotta admit
Apr 26 2010 3:15PM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
eagle of sho, can fly and pull goats off cliffs n stuff
Apr 26 2010 3:15PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
monkey. those fuckers just chill and goof off.
Apr 26 2010 3:35PM
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Rainbow*Stylin
Posts: 1042 - Karma: 24
dolphin... free seafood, fuck for fun, and i could envision myself getting pretty innovative in the dolphin tricking thing, flipper drags anyone
Apr 26 2010 3:37PM
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Gorilla.Steeze
Posts: 2215 - Karma: 43
Ray Lewis
Apr 26 2010 3:49PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
if i could be any animal, i'd be a pig
30 minute o-face?
fuck yes
Apr 26 2010 3:55PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
A tree bear, so like a mix of the Ent's from LOTR and a Grizzly Bear.
Apr 26 2010 3:55PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
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Apr 26 2010 3:56PM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
quality post
Apr 26 2010 3:59PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Panda at the zoo. Just sit around and do nothing all day. Sweet.
Apr 26 2010 4:02PM
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.catierob
Posts: 670 - Karma: 15

kangaroo. all the way.

Apr 26 2010 4:03PM
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PilleDaKid
Posts: 3193 - Karma: 2,629
a human, they're so smart and have thumbs
Apr 26 2010 4:06PM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
please get a lazy panda as an icon then. this jumping panda just doesnt fit
Apr 26 2010 4:07PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
bear grylls
Apr 26 2010 4:21PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Well currently I am happy. When I am happy I dance.
Apr 26 2010 4:22PM
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5teve.
Posts: 610 - Karma: 12
hyenna     .
Apr 26 2010 4:23PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
Does a pokemon count?

If not, a bald eagle. I can fly, and can't get shot
Apr 26 2010 4:25PM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 511
I wish I had my old name.

And I'd be a motherfuckin Lynx.
Apr 26 2010 4:39PM
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The_Cube
Posts: 847 - Karma: 211
a bird so i could fly high
Apr 26 2010 4:42PM
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theblacktaco
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 82
a dog .. but i gota have good owners that love going to the beah and hiking and stuff

shit would be the best life
Apr 26 2010 4:49PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
sea turtle broooo those things live forever and like...who the fuck tries to harm a sea turtle? nobody. and they all stick together man.
Apr 26 2010 6:01PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
penguin. probably invent freestyle bellysliding
Apr 26 2010 6:03PM
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dreadyboy
Posts: 2306 - Karma: 34
beaver. They're fuckin bosses, oh Ima cut down that giant tree with ma teeth, I don't like this river Ima make it move with sticks and mud
Apr 26 2010 6:05PM
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dlilly
Posts: 241 - Karma: 10
Koala bear for sure. They just sit and eat and chill all day. It's like they are high all the time.
Apr 26 2010 6:10PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,437
I'd be a bird. Whats cooler than the ability to fly. Even thought there are some sick animals out there that are totally badass, flying would be fun
Apr 26 2010 6:27PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
they sleep 22 hours a day haha
Apr 26 2010 6:28PM
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short_and_steezy
Posts: 760 - Karma: 18
a bird, i want to flyy. being a fish would be cool too. or a sea horse since they look dope
Apr 26 2010 6:31PM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
Holy Walnuts
Wolf???
Im surprised no one else wants to be a fucking wolf
Apr 26 2010 6:34PM
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buddychaps
Posts: 1817 - Karma: 583
Wolves are gnarly
Apr 26 2010 6:45PM
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ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
merMAN

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Apr 26 2010 6:51PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
that is a mighty suggestive looking picture
Apr 26 2010 6:53PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
Fuck beavers. They flooded more than 10 acres of my fuckin property and they flooded part of my moto track!
Apr 26 2010 6:57PM
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HIT
Posts: 3524 - Karma: 4,996

a Lionoscerous-Rex

Apr 26 2010 6:58PM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
beaver?
Apr 26 2010 6:58PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
Yeah dude they cut down a bunch of my forested acreage
Apr 26 2010 6:59PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
hahaha my lighter has a beaver on it
Apr 26 2010 7:00PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
Want a real one? We have a shit ton here and they fuckin piss me off
Apr 26 2010 7:02PM
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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137
how!? He can't spread his legs, and his cock is a dorsal fin. If you find that suggestive, stop watching tentacle rape hentai

Anyway, I'd be:

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Apr 26 2010 7:03PM
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jamodeo
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 663
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one bad ass motha fuckin cat and i would get to chill in trees and kill things all day
Apr 26 2010 7:03PM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
this
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Apr 26 2010 7:04PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
hahaha no thanks
Apr 26 2010 7:08PM
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max...
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Apr 26 2010 7:10PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
why would you want to be that? that thing is fucking ugly
Apr 26 2010 7:13PM
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*Get_ill*
Posts: 344 - Karma: 6

This monkey fer sher he lives a boss's life and swings from trees and shit

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Apr 26 2010 7:13PM
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_CC_
Posts: 3890 - Karma: 747
defiantly a wolf. if my icon didnt give it away.
Apr 26 2010 7:14PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 842
PANDAS
Apr 26 2010 7:15PM
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r0dubs
Posts: 1764 - Karma: 19
fucken t-rex
then i could chase down trucks and eat fucken raptors
Apr 26 2010 7:17PM
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6God
Posts: 280 - Karma: 17
A pterodactyl definitely, I can be a dinosaur and I can fly. If not a monster of some kind if those count.
Apr 26 2010 7:21PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
O I never said what kind of animal I'd like to be... Alpha male gorillia.
Apr 26 2010 7:23PM
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montageskier
Posts: 4725 - Karma: 126
I'd be a fucking dog. They live the life, they eat whenever, sleep all day, people pet them, and don't do shit.
Apr 26 2010 7:29PM
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