the black cop obviously had just never seen snow before and was confused at the snowball fight.... aquinn
Ok, here's what you wanna do: Get some unicorn hair, a midget, 3 drops of your grandmas pee, a lightbulb, some fulltilts, and å nail. Pur that shit in a pot, and boil the mix on a fire made of the remains of chads gap. Let it boil for a little while, rub it all Over yourself, your skis and the rail. It'll slide like heaven. Tablespoon
If a 410 pound gorilla is running east towards the White House at 22 mph, and Whoopi Goldberg is 27 miles behind the gorilla, pursuing him on a motorcycle at 68 mph, how much acid did I do? - Trent_Palmer
How the fuck do you go to sleep knowing you're going to hit Chad's Gap the next day? - Rowen
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwch that would be death
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i remember scratching my face from falling like 4 feet tobogganing as a kid. falling at that speed, after clearing 60m? oh boy.
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