You know, these ugly bastards. During the spring they stop doing whatever the fuck they do in the winter, and start doing whatever they fuck they do during summer. Incidentally they are in the shallow streams, rivers and creeks around my county as well as yours too.
Go get a hay fork, and start stabbing those fuckers. You don't have to eat them, cause they taste like boiled assfish. You just stab em then leave em on the riverbank. I stabbed around 35 last night in an hour and 15 minutes. Anyways, if you don't already suckerfish, get out there and do it. If you do, post up your best spear. My pitchfork broke and I need some new designs. I was thinking a hockeystick without the blade and a couple 10 inch nails taped to it.