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Dildo bindings

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Jack_Mc
Posts: 144 - Karma: 13

what are the best bindings out there that are affordible and light weight?

Apr 23 2010 4:05PM
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dubaiski
Posts: 961 - Karma: 37
no homo?
Apr 23 2010 4:11PM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 608
does binding weight really matter much....

oh wait I know the answer, it doesnt.


Get something with a DIN of 18 or higher, hat way your knees explode and you die.
Apr 23 2010 4:27PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Fucking dildo heelpieces, I've had a few close calls in my time.
Apr 23 2010 10:00PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
Posts: 9926 - Karma: 9,344
This is a very emotional subject for me, and I kept all my feelings locked up inside me for so long, but it's time I tell NS the truth.....I was raped by a marker heelpiece.... fuck marker
Apr 23 2010 10:43PM
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Malcolm
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i have also been raped by my old axials. dildo bindings are mean creatures
Apr 23 2010 10:59PM
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kronickrew
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 32
THESE BINDINGS ARE DILDOS!
Apr 23 2010 11:08PM
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Ryanvdonk
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i have a pair of 14 DIN axials for sale, pivot heel and all
Apr 23 2010 11:22PM
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CTD
Posts: 6300 - Karma: 348
if your looking for some brand new axial 140s (original dildo binding, 14 din) i think Kyle G has some still. get those. 140 is cheap for them. you wont regret it.
Apr 24 2010 1:28PM
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canterbury
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make sure to put a condom on your dildo bindings if other people are going to be using your skis...

don't wanna get Ski Transmitted Diseases

Apr 24 2010 2:27PM
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Jack_Mc
Posts: 144 - Karma: 13
haha i knew something about getting raped by them would come up.
Apr 24 2010 4:03PM
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Bumblesteeze
Posts: 3092 - Karma: 748
l don't know why you're laughing bud, this is serious stuff!
Apr 24 2010 5:00PM
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1337
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lightest would be the jesters/griffons
Apr 24 2010 5:39PM
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steezetadakneez
Posts: 343 - Karma: 89
ya sorry dude but ur wrong. binding wait does matter. it adds to the swing wait when your throwing down tricks it does make everything heavier which most ppl don't want.
May 18 2010 12:35AM
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wintersway
Posts: 5115 - Karma: 128
i was raped by my pivot10 bindings two years ago...

screamed for a while...

my friends had no idea i was yelling rape for a legit reason
May 18 2010 1:30AM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21649 - Karma: 4,013
your stupid, its under your foot which doesnt effect swing weight and all bindings weight about the same+- a few you get what you pay for, metal or plastic
May 18 2010 1:33AM
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Static
Posts: 8491 - Karma: 4,059
same thing happened to me, I thought there was gonna be blood, the penetration felt so real I could have sworn it was up my ass.
May 18 2010 1:37AM
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steezetadakneez
Posts: 343 - Karma: 89
there actually are different weights though i.e. a rossi axial binding and a marker duke
May 18 2010 7:12AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
i got raped so bad by look pivots that when i stood up again i had a wedgie
May 18 2010 10:20AM
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RosskillzIT
Posts: 116 - Karma: 29
hahahahaah
Jan 5 2011 1:40AM
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gnarles.
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 130
but griffons are lighter
Jan 5 2011 1:42AM
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Mr.Fister
Posts: 526 - Karma: 10
but the jesters have metal.
Jan 5 2011 2:34AM
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Imagination
Posts: 2501 - Karma: 73
I use binders constructed soley of styrofoam... They're a little on the heavy side, but their durability and strength easily make up for it.
Jan 5 2011 2:39AM
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