Guys are keys, girls are locks, if you don't get why, either look down in the shower or take some key / lock lessons. A key that can open any lock, is called a master key. A lock that any key can open? That's just a shitty fucking lock. -Carleton
-Drop knees, not bombs
"Cigarette on the in run, no shirt, land switch into pow? Only Charley Ager, baby"
-"Just a quadruple stage , to an 800 foot cliff with a tree on fire at the bottom. No problem, Ill just rip it outta the ground and eat it"
"I would totally lose my virginity to a fat chick for a free season pass"-RayL
"Fuck yeah, you don't see Shawn White getting blackout drunk down here do you?" TOM WALLISCH
ha, i live in washington state, but don't smoke weed.
i'd love to see weed legalized, because it just makes sense. i really feel that if all drugs were legalized, there wouldn't be as much 'havoc' when using them. in addition, it would lower crime related to drugs. one of my friends was murdered over drugs, it's fucked up. he was in a gang, but he was really tight also. that shit shouldn't happen. rip q.
If a 410 pound gorilla is running east towards the White House at 22 mph, and Whoopi Goldberg is 27 miles behind the gorilla, pursuing him on a motorcycle at 68 mph, how much acid did I do? - Trent_Palmer
How the fuck do you go to sleep knowing you're going to hit Chad's Gap the next day? - Rowen