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If you paid for a handjob...

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Mr.Feeny
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does that make it a liquid asset?
Apr 14 2010 3:15PM
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*christ*
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if you pay for it but do not receive it at that time, and then give it away to someone else when you need cash....
or if you are planning on passing it on for cash and you really can't no homo that.
Apr 14 2010 3:20PM
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Mr.Feeny
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how baked are you right now? hahaha
Apr 14 2010 3:22PM
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BootySpunk.
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If I paid for a handjob I would expect it to be epic. But why pay for a handjob when you have two hands. Unless you don't have any hands and if not than that sucks.
Apr 14 2010 3:26PM
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Shadows
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you asked about liquid assets, she answered correctly. do you know what liquid assets are? she pretty much explained it.
Apr 14 2010 3:28PM
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hoodratz47
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if you dont have any hands how the fuck are you gonna get your wallet out of you pants to pay ??
Apr 14 2010 3:33PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
FUCK!

Well if you don't have hands your are just fucked on getting handjobs than I guess.
Apr 14 2010 3:36PM
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FBGM
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but how would you get your wallet in your pants in the first place??
Apr 14 2010 3:36PM
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OhMyBosh
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wat
Apr 14 2010 3:39PM
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hoodratz47
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you put it in your pocket before you put your pants on!
Apr 14 2010 3:43PM
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Mike-O
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Apr 14 2010 3:44PM
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FBGM
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but how do you put your pants on??!?! god i love having hands
Apr 14 2010 3:44PM
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hank_hill
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what if i put my wallet in my pants, then lost my hands?
Apr 14 2010 3:48PM
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BootySpunk.
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What if as you were putting on your pants your hands were cut off but the person who cut your hands off felt so bad that your pants were halfway up that he helped you pull your pants up the rest of the way?
Apr 14 2010 3:50PM
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hoodratz47
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like the post says hands so you still could have nub arms and maybe you have a hook or do!uble sided tape. it not like your just a torso boy. casue i dont want to meet the man who enjoys a nub job
Apr 14 2010 3:51PM
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Mavrck
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what if he helped you pull your pants up but never buckled your belt, therefor, for the time being your pants are up but later your pants will slowely fall to your ankles tripping you as you walk, which begs the question how would you break your fall if you were to trip with no hands
Apr 14 2010 3:55PM
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hank_hill
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what if the person who cut off your hand felt o bad that he cut off one of his own hands and gave it to you? is that problem solved?
Apr 14 2010 3:56PM
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BootySpunk.
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Than that guy is a fucking dick!
Apr 14 2010 4:11PM
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