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Four Loko?

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Zent33zy
Posts: 1546 - Karma: 389
annyone do this shit?
i had one tonite, shit was so weird
Apr 7 2010 11:48PM
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Shadows
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12% alcohol in a can the size of a monster? oh god.
Apr 7 2010 11:50PM
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rickety_cricket
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The greatest pregame ever. They taste terrible but if you have 2 of them your gonna be off your ass drunk.
Apr 7 2010 11:55PM
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Zent33zy
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I was so gone I had that four loko and half of a 40 i was in the middle of the city around a shit load of hipsters, fuckin weirdest experience haha. I skated home across the bridge, by then shit kinda wore off
Apr 8 2010 12:00AM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
I freakin hate this shit. Fuckin messes with me so bad
Sep 29 2010 2:21PM
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IdaHomie
Posts: 241 - Karma: 10
am i the only one confused by the op talking about malt liquor like it's a drug?
Sep 29 2010 2:23PM
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omIV
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I am as well. But to be fair it does fuck you up pretty good.
Sep 29 2010 2:24PM
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Alex_G
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ask grapeade what he knows about four loko
Sep 29 2010 2:28PM
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eheath
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Four lokos are really a great time but make you want to die the next day. 3+ energy drinks worth of shit + 12% alcohol, fucks you up. Only time i've drank them is to pregame before a bar or something, i could never drink 2-3 of them, i mean i could but i would more than likely lay in bed the whole next day puking.
Sep 29 2010 2:29PM
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.catierob
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first time I had one, i thought i had been given roofies
Sep 29 2010 2:31PM
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IRockLizzys
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a.k.a. Drunk In A Can
Sep 29 2010 2:33PM
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Dhane
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first time i had lokos i had no idea how hard they hit. i had two, after a round or two of pong. then i woke up. shit is so real, and so cheap. i would rather stick with my delicious beer than drink lokos
Sep 29 2010 2:33PM
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omIV
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My favorite comic strip ever.
Sep 29 2010 2:34PM
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fragglemuffin
Posts: 3312 - Karma: 444
I've had way too many floor-nights from those little bundles of joy.
Sep 29 2010 2:54PM
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HenniferLopez
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they don't sell them in montana they're so bad.
Sep 29 2010 2:57PM
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eheath
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That last line is epic
Sep 29 2010 2:59PM
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Tonetti.
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i hate it... a good drink for a girl tho ;)

Sep 29 2010 3:02PM
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skithesprings
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brewed in my home town of Latrobe

/endclaimthatisalltheshitholeofatownhasgoingforit
Sep 29 2010 3:03PM
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baethoven
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8 cups of coffee and 4 beers. Taste like shitty wine mixed with energy drink, but you slam one down in 5 min, and you have a perfect pregame tool.
Sep 29 2010 3:06PM
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ThaLetterM.
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2 of them=holy fucking destruction
Sep 29 2010 3:09PM
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naturday
Posts: 493 - Karma: 238
They are absolutely disgusting
Sep 29 2010 3:19PM
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statuswhitegirl
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watermelon= best flavor hands down, and pretty much the only good flavor, if your a light weight, its straight blackout in a can, but 2 of em for anyone will fuck you up
Sep 29 2010 3:21PM
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molsongolden
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i just checked wikipedia to see the can size

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_%28drink%29

"Four is an alcoholic energy drink plus it has CRACK in it ; produced by Phusion Projects Inc. of Chicago, Illinois, USA. The Four brand includes two variations, Four MaXed and the newer Four Loko. The company, Phusion Projects, also does business under the name Drink Four Brewing Company.[1] Four debuted in the US market in 2005, first in Ohio, followed by Florida/California/Illinois by mid-year,[2] then spreading to other states. It was developed by three alumni of Akron Community College: Chris Hunter, Jeff Wright and Jaisen Freeman.[2]"

Bold added by me to emphasize recent changes since I last checked this wikipedia article for some reason I can't remember. The guys went to Ohio State but I guess the editor doesn't think very highly of the school.
Sep 29 2010 3:26PM
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SoulSkia
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a few four lokos caused me to have one of the worst nights of my life. they are great if you only drink one though.
Sep 29 2010 3:30PM
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molsongolden
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Since i quoted the wikipedia article it has been fixed. interesting.
Sep 29 2010 3:35PM
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babujib
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i dare you to drink two four lokos and look at it as purely malt liquor and not a drug
Sep 29 2010 3:39PM
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IdaHomie
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are you serious right now?

yah two of em will get mostly anyone drunk, i've had my fair share, but pretty sure all you get from it is shitfaced and a headache.
Sep 29 2010 4:05PM
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WaterBottle
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Sep 29 2010 4:07PM
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Chickendodo
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I <3 Four Lokos so much.  Sosososo much, blue raspberry = best.  Two of those and my night is awesome, and they're like... 3 dollars a can... I'm gonna die before 30 from all the energy drinks I drink, why not drink some Lokos and die even sooner!
Sep 29 2010 4:09PM
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ThaLetterM.
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double post, but I just have to say, drink 2 four loko's and you will understand why certain states (utah, montana) don't sell it.
Sep 29 2010 4:09PM
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PadDON
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Watermelon is da best and 4 locos are the shit. They might get banned though. Its basically an energy drink and alcohol. What an awesome idea.


Sep 29 2010 4:10PM
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WaterBottle
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3 posts up pooper
Sep 29 2010 4:21PM
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babujib
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i mean obviously im exaggerating, but you get drunk fast. plus the blue raspberry is so delicious you kinda just drink it because it tastes good then wake up with no recollection and a headache the size of Dakota.
Sep 29 2010 4:24PM
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thisandthatfilms
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if im only drinking four locos ill have like 3 during the night, but im a pretty big guy
Sep 29 2010 4:35PM
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thelizards
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this shit fucks you up. the next day is horrible
Sep 29 2010 4:39PM
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thesheik
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i had a theory about this stuff. a lot of guys get drunk and want to rape someone, but most of the time, if they're that drunk, they don't have the energy or dexterity to do so. fourloko takes care of that problem! who might benefit from such a horrible thing? it was the rape industry. four loko is manufactured by the rape industry.
Sep 29 2010 4:44PM
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SCOO-WOOP
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FUCK FOUR LOCO.
All of the kids at my school drink it.
I had one and it tastes like shit.
I'm sticking to Heroin.
Sep 29 2010 5:15PM
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buddychaps
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My friend gave me a bunch of Tilts. They're pretty much just a four loko tall boys without the caffeine, but 12 % alcohol. They fux you up but i'd rather just drink beer.
Sep 29 2010 5:22PM
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Billek
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Drinking two of them is a good start for me. They taste so bad though so I usually drink beer.
Sep 29 2010 5:46PM
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PBRasap
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I've seen three people in the past three weeks get seriously fucked up from four loko. I've drank them, I think they taste like shit. Most of these people were people who had never drank them before and just pounded them like you would a normal drink. Shit fucks you up for sure. IMO Put down the blue raspberry loko and pick up a beer.
Sep 29 2010 5:49PM
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bhill2.0
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Those are for chicks,people who aren't white or american and also fags who like to have their mouth colored as well as a big hangover
Sep 29 2010 5:51PM
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dex.
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3 in a day = barf on somebodies tent
Sep 29 2010 5:55PM
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BMskier
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im pretty sure they do.... they sell everclear here, but i could be wrong. im just going off the fact that a couple of my friends were dinking them last weekend tho
Sep 29 2010 6:10PM
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comeatmebro
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they definitely fuck you up. but i'd still rather just stick to my beer, the four loko's are fucking gross and the hangover is a bitchhhh.
Sep 29 2010 6:27PM
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KramerC
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Wrong. They cant sell caffeine beers here. Its lame. At least no where in bozeman has them.
Sep 29 2010 6:35PM
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hanksy
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I remember Coors tried making an energy beer type deal, but it got banned almost right way.

http://www.wfsb.com/news/18307764/detail.html
Sep 29 2010 7:29PM
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steezemeister
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 37
me too, i fucking hate it

worst night of my life, taste like shit, are a horrible idea in general

I'd rather chug a fifth
Sep 29 2010 7:36PM
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ch@se
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Joose > Four Loko
Sep 29 2010 7:37PM
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TheQuailman
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shotgun a four loko and come see me

/thread

Sep 29 2010 7:37PM
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steezemeister
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joose sucks balls too

just drink beer or do shots
Sep 29 2010 7:39PM
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steezemeister
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bonged one, then drank three more

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Sep 29 2010 7:39PM
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