seeing as im going because bobby brown got hurt yeah i am
the black cop obviously had just never seen snow before and was confused at the snowball fight.... aquinn
Ok, here's what you wanna do: Get some unicorn hair, a midget, 3 drops of your grandmas pee, a lightbulb, some fulltilts, and å nail. Pur that shit in a pot, and boil the mix on a fire made of the remains of chads gap. Let it boil for a little while, rub it all Over yourself, your skis and the rail. It'll slide like heaven. Tablespoon
You remember damn well what happened last year at JOSS when I forgot all equipment to document our trip and film segment. You really want that to happen again? Just remember to practice that Dinner Roll with our prestigious team manager:
Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
"My cargo pants indicate that I'm not here for school business - I'm here on cool business i.e. curling!"
We're hoping to get ours filmed and edited by the 8th, that way, we can spend the rest of JOSS sleeping off our hangovers, and hooking up with Swedish girls. We're also going to save time by not bothering with music rights. And we're going to wear the same clothes are Team Norway were wearing last year, and use some of their footage too.