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Asking girl to prom with crown royal

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LS.
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need some creative things that relate to put on the card

Apr 1 2010 4:42PM
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Get.Kronk
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'drink this before prom so youre easy"
Apr 1 2010 4:43PM
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.Asain-Skiier
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blow me baby
Apr 1 2010 4:54PM
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Benson23
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drink this hold it in then pee in my butt
Apr 1 2010 4:56PM
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shredables
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i hope you like to have fun
Apr 1 2010 4:58PM
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M+M
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almost laughed, then i didnt
Apr 1 2010 4:58PM
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pomme-de-terre
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just slip her a roofie. you wont even have to ask.
Apr 1 2010 5:08PM
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paige.
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because every princess needs a crown
Apr 1 2010 6:02PM
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pomme-de-terre
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i love this.
Apr 1 2010 6:06PM
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SteezePatrol
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witty, although kids on newschoolers don't go to prom with the queen. she will see the irony and think it's a joke on her. could be trouble.

"You're going to puke EVERYWHERE" would be a more appropriate comment in my opinion

Apr 1 2010 6:07PM
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TotallyTrevor
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how thoughtful...
Apr 1 2010 6:24PM
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MadSteezin
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I borrowed your ideas! So thank you very much! haha

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Apr 13 2010 12:49AM
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steevner
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Let's make this Prom Royal,
Every princess needs a crown.

Why are you asking her with booze?
Apr 13 2010 12:54AM
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Gnarshred
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Or Sailor Jerry's:

"I heard you like seamen"
Apr 13 2010 12:55AM
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thisandthatfilms
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i need to look at nsg more
Apr 13 2010 12:58AM
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dave44
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Oh boy. If I could +k you more I would.
Apr 13 2010 12:58AM
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Dan.
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I had to e-blow bishop, but your karma is now at 20/10
Apr 13 2010 1:15AM
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Dntel.
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absolutely.
Apr 13 2010 1:28AM
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baethoven
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haha perfect

Apr 13 2010 1:49AM
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HenniferLopez
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no one ever gave me a bottle when asking to go to prom... : (
Apr 13 2010 2:27AM
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Kangbang
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or as the guy from the first american pie said "suck me beautiful"
Apr 13 2010 2:29AM
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.AR6rider.
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Wait.  This is fukincg stupid. you neeed to bottle of bzooze to ask a girl to proM?  just fucking ask her why do you need the alcohol? Didn't you alreDY BUY THE TICKETS? oh shit cpas lop
Apr 13 2010 2:30AM
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-ROY-
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just straight up ask the chick and drink the bottle urself!
Apr 13 2010 2:33AM
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Rachy
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Yeah... prom... doesn't that mean you are under 21?

I would have been insulted if someone tried to give me a bottle to ask.


I asked my sadie hawkins date with a bottle of jones soda and had the cap just say, Dance with me?



At least you had a cute saying to go with it....


But really, how do you ask with that. Here sweaty, her is a bottle of alcohol with a nice note attached to it. Now what do you say? Just seems awkward.


Alternitive idea, invite her over to have a drink, laminate it and put it inside. Say you need to go to the bathroom and ask her to make you a drink.
Message in a bottle style. Way cuter.
Apr 13 2010 3:33AM
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theabortionator
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Omg I know tyour name!1!!! Hope it works out . Woulfd have gobe ewith sonthinmeg mor dirty miyself
Apr 13 2010 4:28AM
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Benedetto.
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lmfao wow ftw
Apr 13 2010 5:24AM
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Static
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i used a roll of toilet paper, "if you're gonna go, go with me"
Apr 13 2010 7:17AM
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Hood.[scdb]
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its also his name on ns ha
Apr 13 2010 7:29AM
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comeatmebro
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he's letting her know his intentions before she even decides. smart man.
Apr 13 2010 8:11AM
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PhaedeD
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i bet your girl couldnt even drink a quarter of that bottle without puking her brains out lol
Apr 13 2010 10:41AM
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MADDECENT
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I wish you werent already at 10
Apr 13 2010 10:44AM
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fourtwozero
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women are a royal piss off, but your the crown of em. care to attend the prom with me?
Apr 13 2010 10:57AM
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ClownPrince
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i need to look at nsg less.
Apr 13 2010 11:59AM
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c.davis
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the greatest
i love this
i love captain.
i love how you put this together
with sailor jerrys and seamen
i lauged real loud in my school library and everyone just stared..
Apr 13 2010 12:04PM
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5teve.
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this
Apr 13 2010 12:12PM
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vincepru
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such a great thread. i never did anything creative to ask a girl to prom. i just asked them and they all said yes... i wish i could have thought about that though, very original. +k
Apr 13 2010 12:51PM
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Phormat
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yeah but not being a pussy and just asking saved us a lot of money, OP shouldn't have needed a gift to get a girl to go with him, it kinda looks desperate. But if it helped, then props i suppose
Apr 13 2010 1:06PM
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