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Kangbang
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what ideas do you have? i need to get my english teacher because he said that my life is going to change for ever! i was thinking of putting tape on the bottom of his mouse. what ideas do you have?
Mar 30 2010 9:34PM
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Kangbang
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that episode is great
Mar 30 2010 9:38PM
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smile=]
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staple his class notes all together, and i mean make sure they are stapled shut.
Mar 30 2010 9:38PM
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soulskier
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father his wife's next child
Mar 30 2010 9:40PM
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ECB
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this
Mar 30 2010 9:40PM
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Spinoza
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replace oreo cream with toothpaste
Mar 30 2010 9:43PM
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Gameboy
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if you want to hurt him bad, heat the door handle with this:

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But it is a stupid idea that requires a lot of motivation hahaha.

Mar 30 2010 9:44PM
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FBGM
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well that won't work.
Mar 30 2010 9:44PM
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LadySaGa
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make him chili.


with his parents in it.


Mar 30 2010 9:46PM
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JTL
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if your computer lab or library has laser computer mice, put sticky notes on the bottom that say April Fools! then the mice won't work and they won't know why until they look under them.
Mar 30 2010 9:46PM
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Legion
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put peanut butter on the ear peace of his office phone, then have a kid call it in class.
Mar 30 2010 9:48PM
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BEARS.
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when you say mouse, do you mean a fuzzy rodent, or a computer controller?

Mar 30 2010 9:48PM
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JTL
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i think we all know the answer to that question.
Mar 30 2010 9:50PM
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prontocuts.com
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What do you mean, that episode? I recall 4 off the top of my head that they do that
Mar 30 2010 9:53PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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Download hardcore animal/person porn onto his computer. Bring it up during class when he's preoccupied away from the computer.
Mar 30 2010 9:54PM
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siversex
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put tape on the bottom of his mouse so it doesnt work
Mar 30 2010 9:55PM
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Kangbang
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i already said the tape/sticky note on the bottom of the mouse
Mar 30 2010 9:57PM
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sammiedee
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superglue everything. everything on his desk, chalk/markers to the board, quarters to the floor, etc. my science class did this all last year. drove the teacher nuts
Mar 30 2010 10:01PM
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gregorio
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hold the class hostage and kill him
Mar 30 2010 10:04PM
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yojimbo
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hide a dead fish somewhere hard to get to in his room.
Mar 30 2010 10:09PM
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GORlLLA
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This.
Mar 30 2010 10:10PM
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Jonny7
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fake suicide

Mar 30 2010 10:12PM
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StanMcStanson
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Speak for yourself, I was curious too.
Mar 30 2010 10:30PM
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LoneSkier
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get the eggs from someones fridge and hard boil them all. then put them back in the fridge as a regular egg.

buy a remote to your tv that is the very same as you have now. Every once in a while change the channel while they are watching it. You cant do it too much, just every few hours.

If yyour roommate has a dirty room, go clean it very clean while they are away. Trust me, they come home all like wtf

put food coloring in the milk so it looks like it went bad, then bet someone money you will drink it.

Go to a junk yard and get a glass window, take it to the friend you want to prank and get their window rolled down. Then throw the glass down next to it. It will look like their window was broke.

make some cookies with bastard hot chillies, put the cookies out but put "do not eat-very hot"
Mar 30 2010 10:30PM
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JTL
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my mistake. i thought he was talking about my post where i used the term "computer mice", so i thought it was pretty self explanatory.
Mar 30 2010 10:33PM
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itsssyourboy
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shit in his desk. some kids did this a s a "senior prank" at my school last year. it went over really well
Mar 30 2010 10:41PM
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teleTay
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i laughed a little
Mar 30 2010 10:43PM
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i.ski.NC
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of course we do. the answer is a furry rodent.
Mar 30 2010 10:48PM
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cbeebzthasteeze
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My math class ordered my teacher a sheep...
Mar 30 2010 10:48PM
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FBGM
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Mar 30 2010 11:16PM
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washbaugh
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hahahaha.

MURDER PRANK. I'm down
Mar 30 2010 11:39PM
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narwhal
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give him a blowie
Mar 30 2010 11:54PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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Mar 31 2010 12:10AM
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BEARS.
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haha yeah i was referring to the op.
Mar 31 2010 12:29AM
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liftedresearcher
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get his email, post an ad on craigslist in gay personals.
Mar 31 2010 12:40AM
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LoneSkier
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I GOT IT!!!

Ok, so post an add on craigslist for an iPhone or the new iPad and advertise it for like half the going rate or something really stupid as a price. Make sure you google a real picture if you dont have one. Without a picture people wont believe the listing. Then put at the bottom like...calls or text only and put his number at the bottom. He will get calls all day forsure. Like put the iPhone at about $200 for a 32BG 3GS or something stupid like that.
Mar 31 2010 12:45AM
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Backyard.Skier
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1) condom bomb filled with mayonnaise

2) a dummy/madican and take it to a store and hang him in the change room so it looks like someone hung themselves.
Mar 31 2010 12:50AM
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Backyard.Skier
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oops didnt read you were doing it to a teacher but that hanging one is still fun to do.
Mar 31 2010 12:51AM
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saucybiscuits
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take a shit on his laptop keyboard and smear "april fools!" on the screen in poo.
Mar 31 2010 12:57AM
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shredables
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this
Mar 31 2010 1:02AM
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saucybiscuits
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or make it say that you are selling slightly used children. then the calls he will get will be even funnier.
Mar 31 2010 1:11AM
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CypressGrove
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so here's what you do. follow him home, and find out where he lives. the same or next day steal his keys and have a copy made made for the car and house. then superglue everything in the car. then go to the house (when nobody is home) and superglue EVERYTHING. like fridge magnets, tv remote, every stupid little thing in eyesight. when your done with that, kill his family with some sort of gas to aviod blood, and put them all at the dinner table like they're about to eat. make a mael to go with. dont ask me what, who cares. superglue them in the chairs. when he realizes they're all dead it'll be epic. then he'll have to spend the next few days getting shit together for the funerals and everything else in the house will be superglued. it'll be hilarious. then fuck his mother.
Mar 31 2010 1:31AM
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TheFlyingHonky
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Would you mind showing me what you mean?
Mar 31 2010 1:35AM
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blong131
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/thread
Mar 31 2010 1:51AM
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fourtwozero
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that episode is fucking savage
Mar 31 2010 2:05AM
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Downtofilm
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I'm gunna do sum of these
Mar 31 2010 3:15AM
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squibble
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giving him a brownie is a good idea
Mar 31 2010 3:18AM
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aflightlessbird
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put a live chicken in his biggest drawer.
Mar 31 2010 3:40AM
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Ski_aus
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Here are some animal related ones:

Get a cow and walk it up a big flight of stairs (cows can walk up stairs but not down)

Grease up a pig, let it go and observe the hilarity that ensues of people trying to grab the slippery pig

Release a bunch of chickens through the school

Mar 31 2010 5:16AM
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snipe
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This one just popped into my head:

If you are at college go into the laundry room and throw candy bars or chocolate chips into the dryers mid cycle. Then pretend to do your laundry right next to them when they open it so you can see them flip out
Mar 31 2010 9:07AM
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ThyAfter
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something like this
Mar 31 2010 10:18AM
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