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Gunz lol

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FBGM
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http://www.sickone.com/gundoc.html

sounds legit to me
Mar 26 2010 10:42PM
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Mr.Panda
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Not page you fail.

And I worked at a coroner office for a summer... I have seen what guns can do to a human skull and body. I still own guns cause I like owning guns that hold a place in history like a Mauser Kar98, Mosin Nagant, 1911 Springfield (cheaper version of the 1911 Colt), next on my list is a Benelli 20 gauge or a Winchester Model 12 20 gauge.
Apr 1 2010 2:19PM
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cobra_commander
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Holy shit someone else gets it
Apr 1 2010 2:19PM
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NW_Rider
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And triple check its cleared!!!
Apr 1 2010 2:22PM
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Armanzoid
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I'm speaking more of a war standpoint, where people you know and love get their hands, legs, and faces blown off.

Since you own guns for mere asthetical pourposes, lets delvee deeper, how does this gun make you feel? Manly? Secure? Not gay? Is that worth the pain and suffering it can bring upon humanity. I'm glad your personal convidence trumps the saftey of other people.

Also, if you hunted or lived somewhere rough, I honestly wouldn't care. But being that you own only to fill the hole inside you, I get annoyed.
Apr 1 2010 2:22PM
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MattWeiss
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why the 20 gauge? i have the newer version on the winchester model 12, now the 1300 in the 12 gauge, and its still the most reliable gun ever. my dad has the model 12 from a while ago, old but still works just like it used to
Apr 1 2010 2:23PM
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OhMyBosh
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i pwn noobs with these in CoD.
Apr 1 2010 2:23PM
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Mr.Panda
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My dad has WAY more 20 gauge ammo sitting around our house right now. Biggest reason considering the hike up in the price of ammo.
Apr 1 2010 2:24PM
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MattWeiss
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oh well that makes sense lol, i use the 12ga for hunting, more knock down power and a better range than a 20ga, especiall for waterfowl
Apr 1 2010 2:25PM
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Mr.Panda
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I don't own to feel manly, secure, or not gay. I own because my dad owns, my grandfather owned, and his grandfather owned. I live in a portion of my area that is considered the country so we can go target shooting. Plus we have a lot of coyotes that roam around, woodpeckers that drill into our house, and once in awhile a cougar and there are several family pets around, families that make their living with chickens and cows, so in essence it is used to chase them off. Coyotes we chase away, woodpeckers we kill, and the one cougar we had we scared away but another was spotted recently.
Apr 1 2010 2:26PM
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R.GISH
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one of my favorite bumper stickers that i have seen.

"If guns kill people, then a spoon made rosie o'donnel FAT"
Apr 1 2010 2:36PM
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Mr.Panda
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Water fowl hunting I am not a huge fan of... get wet and then you get fucking cold. Prefer deer hunting where at least to a point you can control how wet you get.
Apr 1 2010 2:38PM
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PacificRimJob
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Here, we need guns in case fucking BEARS break into our shit...

and yes... 600 lb bears have been known to just straight break into houses... It fuckin happens, yo...


THAT SAID,

I TOTEZ prefer the "WANYANDIE" method of warding off grizzlies...

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/wanyandie.html


I know, I'm quoting badass of the week with all the awesome Canadian frontiersmen stories of badassness... but this thread renders it acceptable...
Apr 1 2010 2:42PM
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MattWeiss
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its true, it is super fuckin cold, especially after the first of the year, but if your smart and know what your doing, you shouldnt get wet. 5mm neoprene chest waders and a waterfowl coat from cabela's does the job quite well. i just love it because its like a tradtion with me and my dad and because its so damn fun calling them in and having them drop right in your lap, and diver ducks are just such a rush when your poppin shots off at them flying on the water
Apr 1 2010 2:44PM
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Chickendodo
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So you think without guns, there would be no war?  Get real man, guns don't create violence.  The human race is inherently violent, guns are just an invention to make killing more efficient.  You think we should ban knives too?  They can kill people!  Maybe ban hands too while we're at it.  You can kill a man with your hands if you really want to!  We should probably cut off everyone's hands so they can't kill anyone with them, cause they're really dangerous!  Then the world will be a better place, right?

You're fucking kidding yourself if you think that guns in any way make the world a worse place. 

And what's wrong with owning a gun just to go shooting?  Shooting shit is fun.  Who gives a fuck that guns COULD ZOMG KILL PEOPLE?  As long as you're not using your gun to kill anyone, what is the big fucking deal?
Apr 1 2010 2:45PM
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Corben
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I don't mind those of you not liking/owning guns, just don't try and take mine away.

deal?
Apr 1 2010 3:42PM
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neutralzombie
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so, gangsters get guns because they're hoodies are so xxxxxl that they look like urban bears? and people get scared?
Apr 1 2010 3:47PM
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PacificRimJob
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they just have to make sure the hoodies are suuuper puffy and have fur...

then they could rob the fuck out of banks, and kill the everloving ass out of innocent civilians... unless some badass canadian with a stick comes after them like in the above story.
Apr 1 2010 3:51PM
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MattWeiss
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i second this, see the thing is, gun control laws only work on those that purchase and own guns leagally, which 90% of the time are the people who don't cause problems with them. guns causing violence and problems (aka gang violence, etc) are almost always obtained illegally, weather stolen or purchased from an illegal distriputor (black market). another restriction on guns isn't going to stop someone who already disregards the law isn't going to do anything but restrict those who already follow the laws, point being, we need to crack down on the illegal stuff before limiting the ones who already follow the law
Apr 1 2010 3:52PM
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Tasche
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I knew I would get a lot of responses like this... The kid is not a moron, on a long enough time line, no matter how careful you are with something as dangerous as a gun you are bound to have an accident. Just telling a cautionary tale, should have know better, after all the internet is full of people who never make mistakes, ever, and are super intelligent. Just be careful with your guns tough guys.
Apr 1 2010 11:43PM
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FBGM
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holy +k
Apr 2 2010 12:40AM
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Negro_Jesus
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Apr 2 2010 12:51AM
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Nicholas.
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You're a fucking idiot.

I've seen people die on skis, does that mean we should get rid of them to stop pain and suffering upon humanity? Go smoke another bowl and toss a frisbee, dumbass.

The majority of gun owners own them for sport (i.e. taget shooting dickmouth). Its a ton of fun to shoot all types of guns, you just probably haven't even tried it.

It's not about feeling macho, it's just fun...like skiing or any semi-dangerous activity. It is a rush, like cliff jumping.

It isnt like we go out and talk about "how bad that would fuck someone up dood!" its about trying to be accurate and just enjoying using a powerful tool.

You are just beyond ignorant, don't make assumptions and judgements about things you have no experience with. You are like the jackass who goes to a golf course and makes fun of it the whole time because he doesn't understand it.


Apr 2 2010 12:54AM
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Mr.Panda
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He is cleaning a loaded gun.......

First thing anyone is taught about gun maintenance is check to see if it is loaded before fooling around with it for cleaning. When I go to clean my 1911 I eject the magazine and pull back the slide to check and pull it back multiple times. My dad's pump I will slide the pump back and forth multiple times.
Apr 2 2010 12:56AM
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Nicholas.
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anytime you EVER handle a gun, check the chamber and the mag. i dont care if it just came out of the box from the distributor. ALWAYS check.

(not telling you greg, just in general...people are retarded)
Apr 2 2010 1:05AM
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Mr.Panda
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Oh I know.

First thing my dad told me to do is crank on the lever, bolt, pump, flip open the cylinder and slide the slide around and eject the magazine before cleaning or just even taking it out of where you store it.
Apr 2 2010 1:19AM
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Nicholas.
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for sure, ive heard stories about people opening guns that were shipped from gunshop to gunshop and when they check the chamber the gun is locked and cocked with a full mag....
Apr 2 2010 1:50AM
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cobra_commander
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Guns are just a tool. Yes they are weapons, they are used to kill. However they are still just tools. It takes a killer to kill. A chearleader with an AK is a lot less dangerous then a killer with a tweezer.

and guns are fun to shoot. Its also a lot harder then most people shoot. To be able to consistently put rounds into your target from extended distances is alot harder to do then most people would have you believe.
Apr 2 2010 10:45AM
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FBGM
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not so sure about that one haha
Apr 2 2010 10:49AM
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cobra_commander
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well I am assuming the cheerleader won't cause any accidental discharges.
Apr 2 2010 11:00AM
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Tasche
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Cheerleaders are the number one cause of accidental discharge.
Apr 2 2010 12:41PM
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cobra_commander
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Maybe in high school
Apr 2 2010 12:44PM
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soulskier
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i think you guys mean premature discharge
Apr 2 2010 12:57PM
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steezeandskis
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I like you woman
Apr 2 2010 12:59PM
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FBGM
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oh, thanks haha
Apr 2 2010 1:02PM
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Mr.Panda
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The ones in college... and excuse me a moment ladies, are fucking bitches.
Apr 2 2010 2:04PM
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montanan
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you are one ignorant mother fucker
Apr 2 2010 5:02PM
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vailsux.com
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please explain
Apr 2 2010 5:58PM
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vailsux.com
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made my day
Apr 2 2010 6:01PM
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Armanzoid
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Skis were never made as a tool to kill. Face it, guns were not made for target practice, they were made to kill things, end of story.

The reason I hate guns so much is because I speak from the experience of war. I come from Sarajevo, Bosnia, if you don't know what happened there, do a Google search. Believe me, I know the awful things that can come from war and guns. I am not some "jackass who goes to a golf course," I have fired AK47s and other guns before, so it's not because I didn't experience the "fun." Just in my mind, until the day I die there will always be a connection with guns and the deaths of my friends and family.

Guns are not fucking fun dude, they will never be, they only make us feel like are dicks are bigger than they are by "using a powerful too."

Apr 7 2010 11:54AM
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geteducated
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more children die from drowning in swimming pools than guns in america.
Apr 7 2010 12:22PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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I can see and understand where your bias comes from but you have to at least see it a little for yourself?? There were nations torn apart by war and atrocities long before there were guns. I'm fairly certain evil and cowardly men are what you should be pissed at, guns just made their job less difficult.

Just like it makes it less difficult for me to shoot a deer. Sure I could use a wooden longbow and take a deer, hell some people might respect me more for it, but that wooden bow is just a step above a spear which is just a step above a club. We have been fine tuning our tools and weapons for thousands of years.

Would you hate loggers if crazed axmen had stormed a village and hacked up your friends?? Some people use weapons for evil and some use them with the responsiblity that they deserve.

Your obsession with ridiculing someone's manhood is more than a little disturbing.



On a seperate note, yes accidents do happen, but there is no excuse for a marine cleaning a gun with a round in the chamber. A properly trained 12 year old can safely inspect a weapon for ammo. A trained military person that should be able to dismantle and reassemble their firearm has no excuse for leaving a round in while cleaning, I'm gonna go above that and bet he was drinking.

Checking for ammo and muzzle control are two exercises that should be used when anyone is handling any firearm. I don't care if you checked for ammo ten times, if you let that barrel sweep my head I'm gonna get pissed.

For the record I only own hunting guns and one tactical shotgun that was inherited from my brother who was a bit of a survival nut.
Apr 7 2010 12:26PM
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Steezius_Maximus
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suck my dick everyone needs guns
Apr 7 2010 12:31PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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That's a well thought out and respectable comment if I've ever seen one. Bravo sir your wit is astonishing.
Apr 7 2010 12:50PM
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skibikeclambake
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I agree with this well written and logical post.

Well  done.

Apr 7 2010 12:54PM
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MattWeiss
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i agree 100%.  guns are tools used for hunting, protection, defense, and unfortunately violence against your fellow man.  Its not because of guns that there is violence, but because of evil and man's evil actions
Apr 7 2010 1:00PM
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Armanzoid
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You pointed out the exact reason I hate guns so much as apposed to other weapons. Guns are simple, all you have to do is point, squeeze, and you take a life away. Once you start simplifying the tools to kill people to the point where all you have to do is hold a small gun and pull the trigger, you make murder and other atrocities easier.

Just a side note, I am not against guns totally. I just don't see any reason you should own guns that you don't use or just have for show, they should all be for hunting, and you should always have a hunting permit to go along with those guns, but owning automatic guns and guns that fire shells the size of cannons is not for sport. Even if you live in a rough neighborhood, I can see why having a gun is a good idea, but being in the boonies and living in paranoia doesn't qualify as that either.

The only reason I link guns with manhood is because they are a pretty well known phallic symbol. Take a look at war novels like Jarhead and Generation Kill, both look at the way soldiers thirst for action and killing through guns. The was they express their testosterone through the firing of weapons. Have you seen the movie version of Jarhead? The end was basically a fucking ejaculation scene with M16s. A good portion of the people who love guns in America do it to get a real manly feeling out of using them, feeling it discharge like the big dick they don't have. It's not a crazy psychological assumption I believe, its a point that has been pretty well covered in many works of literature and film.
Apr 7 2010 1:11PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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I agree with some of your points for sure. I wouldn't say guns are simple, but you're right they do make it easier to injure or kill someone. I'd even say they detach the attacker from the act as you don't actually have to beat the life from someone by hand or strangle their last breath from them. Still though it takes the want to kill someone before you get it done with a gun, someone who is determined will hurt you with or without a gun.

Guns hold value like any other artisan crafted product. Many people choose to invest in different things, like art or cars or even guns. Maybe the investor just likes the history of certain guns and never even fires them. He should still be allowed to collect and display them like any other art form.


I've never seen of those movies or read those books but I do understand your point here somewhat. Literature and film though often grossly over fanasize situations to make a point. I'd wager that most of the soldiers serving right now would not equate firing a weapon with blowing a load. It's just an adrenaline dump, I see no need to make it phallic or even associate it with sex. I could just as easily say that firing my shotgun makes me feel like I'm twisting the throttle on my motorcycle. Go ahead tell me that's phallic as well.
Apr 7 2010 1:44PM
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ECfreeski3
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i must be on the wrong website you guys are actually having a solid debate
Apr 7 2010 2:17PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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I don't know if I'd call it solid, but open minded for sure. This is what happens when you find two nsers over 20 in one thread.
Apr 7 2010 2:21PM
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sherwood4099
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WHO IN GODS NAME CLEARS A LOADED FIREARM. Clearing a cocked and locked 9mm would be nearly impossible considering you have to disemble it to do so and a live round would block the barrel and prevent the slide from being removed to access any moving parts. Sounds like a poor excuse an irresponsible situation. I'm supprised a man with that much training would be so fucking careless.

SKS
May 7 2010 4:11PM
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