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Gunz lol

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FBGM
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http://www.sickone.com/gundoc.html

sounds legit to me
Mar 26 2010 10:42PM
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Shredneck
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yep just bought myself a remington 870 tactical 12 gauge
Mar 26 2010 10:44PM
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no_steeze
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banning doctors is a great idea, healthcare should be DIY, just have kits at Home Depot
Mar 26 2010 10:44PM
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soulskier
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i
Mar 26 2010 10:44PM
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FBGM
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amen
Mar 26 2010 10:48PM
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henrytargett
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its because people are super careful around guns. They should be more careful around doctors.
Mar 26 2010 10:48PM
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jason...
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Makes perfect sense. It's not like doctors save as many lives as gun owners.
Mar 26 2010 10:50PM
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OhMyBosh
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I lol'd.

Is it supposed to be a satire or is this legit?
Mar 26 2010 11:18PM
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FBGM
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i think it's legit, i'm not sure haha
Mar 26 2010 11:20PM
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Deletedtoday
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i love you for posting this haha. guns ftw
Mar 26 2010 11:22PM
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skibikeclambake
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You're an idiot if you think that is at all meant to be taken seriously.
Mar 26 2010 11:22PM
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FBGM
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<3
Mar 26 2010 11:23PM
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FBGM
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cool you're an asshole. now that we both know each other, why don't you get out of my thread and make me a sandwich. thanks!
Mar 26 2010 11:27PM
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OhMyBosh
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You're an example of how not to act if you want to be taken seriously as a girl with a pink name.







inb4sexist
Mar 26 2010 11:50PM
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FBGM
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honestly, it's the internet. i don't feel the need to be taken seriously.
Mar 26 2010 11:55PM
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pomme-de-terre
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your icon is one of the most ravishing images i have ever had the pleasure to bear witness to.

i thank you for the privilege.
Mar 26 2010 11:55PM
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skibikeclambake
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Sure, I am an asshole. Big fucking deal.

By the way, you have the sandwich all wrong. I like turkey, bacon, and provolone on lightly toasted sourdough. Let me know when it's ready.

Mar 27 2010 12:37AM
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ElbridgeGerry
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And on the 7th day God created the Smith and Wesson bolt action rifle..to combat the Dinosaurs and the HO-MO-Sexualz.
Mar 27 2010 12:39AM
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sherwood4099
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If anyone is interested in legal firearm ownerships impact on society...
This guy has done his research.

http://www.press.uchicago.edu/Misc/Chicago/493636.html



Mar 27 2010 12:52AM
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Mr.Panda
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This will chase a person off your property faster than a "please" and "thank you"
Mar 27 2010 1:02AM
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Dan.
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dude what movie is that from?
Mar 27 2010 3:33AM
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sk1er
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haha nice find.  I'll be sure to inform the next person who tells me guns kill people of this funny little statistic.
Mar 27 2010 12:14PM
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Clevinger
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Mean Girls.
Mar 27 2010 12:23PM
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amo
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Whoever made that thing is not too smart. Think about how many people a physician sees in a year, that needs to be brought into consideration if this were actually meant to be serious.

But since it's not, I don't really care. This thread is humorous.
Mar 27 2010 12:55PM
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smile=]
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it should also include how many are saved by each...
Mar 27 2010 1:24PM
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superpoluha
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hey look, an intelligent voice among the moronic republicans
Mar 27 2010 1:32PM
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Motherfucka
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Isnt Obama a democrat?

and didnt he say he wanted to ban guns?

Mar 27 2010 1:49PM
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StevenSegal
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there is no such thing as a tactical gun, just a tactical gun owner. My 870 has wood stocks and an 18"  police barrel. the gun itself is not tactical, but i could tactically clear a room with it in under 3 seconds...
Mar 27 2010 3:11PM
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FBGM
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sure, maybe i'm an idiot, big fucking deal.
that was uncalled for.

and i'm sure you're capable of making a sandwich yourself.
Mar 27 2010 6:17PM
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Rosbif
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Haha, nice, I'd like to see those stats with the intentional deaths factored in, somehow I don't think guns would be looking so safe!
Mar 27 2010 6:44PM
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east_toast
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The Mossberg J.I.C. Shotgun, in a neat tube for under pillow storage
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Mar 27 2010 6:52PM
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soulskier
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a little weird coming from chicago
Mar 27 2010 7:05PM
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Boggnarly
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this is straight tongue in cheek humor. just read the last part " Not everyone has a gun, but everyone has at least one doctor. Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets out of hand." Is anyone in here actually taking it seriously?

its the same type of humor as the BREAD IS DANGEROUS thing:

Research on bread indicates that:

1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.


2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.


3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.


4. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.


5. Bread is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The average American eats more bread than that in one month!

Mar 27 2010 7:15PM
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Mr.Panda
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Hey look, a douchebag liberal that has probably never held a gun.
Mar 27 2010 7:45PM
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grifftang
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ITT: NS has proved itself to be about 15 IQ points lower than i thought.

obvious humorous satire is obvious
Mar 27 2010 7:58PM
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skibikeclambake
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Careful, if FBGM is insulted by this, she may use the age old put-down instructing you to make her a sandwich.
Mar 27 2010 8:02PM
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superpoluha
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woah panda, easy there
Mar 27 2010 8:04PM
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1337
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op actually thought this was SRS
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Mar 27 2010 9:08PM
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lineskier53
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I beg to differ. A tactical gun would be specifically made to work best for what its intended use is. Granted any shotgun would work to clear a room, a tactical model just is made to be the optimal tool for the job. I certainly would rather use my tactical 870 than a single shot 12 gauge. And although I wouldn't mind using yours, the holographic sight, tac light, and 6 position recoil reducing M4 style stock make it easier with mine. Not sure how many shells your holds, but the 7 mine carries make it nice too.
Mar 27 2010 9:42PM
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sherwood4099
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Your obviously an avid gun shopper. You've got to be joking. Recreational vs.Tactical is what separates weapons before you split them into task based categories  You own a recreational gun with a heavy barrel. And you would be twice as fast and accurate with an appropriate tactical CQB weapon.
Mar 27 2010 9:52PM
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FBGM
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shut up...
Mar 27 2010 10:18PM
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geteducated
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guns don't kill people, people with mustaches do.
Mar 27 2010 10:19PM
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Mr.Panda
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Mar 28 2010 4:20AM
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PacificRimJob
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I dont believe he specifically said "I want to ban guns. NAOOWWW" or anything to that sense... I think he just wants more regulations put on guns EX: closing the "gun show loophole" or at least regulating it more... (ahem.. actually enforcing the law there..)


Now, I admittedly lean to the left with my political ideology (at least in the US political spectrum - If you put me anywhere in Europe I'm super moderate - especially in France or Scandinavia)

...but I am fully in support of the 2nd amendment...

THAT said, I dont understand the point of touting your gun at political rallies like THIS GUY did... ->> http://pubrecord.org/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/guns-at-town-halls.jpg

or owning an arsenal of concealable handguns and assult rifles as if WW3 is about to start tomorrow like THIS DUDE has... ->> http://www.richmondbizsense.com/images//guninside.jpg  (I know its a gun store... its just the closest photo I could find)

or having such an arsenal because you believe the government's gonna come after your ass and you have to do what THIS GUY did up in Canada...->> http://badassoftheweek.com/albertjohnson.html


hunting rifles, and shotguns, however, are totally A-OK in my book... Nothing better then blasting the shit out of shit with a shotgun loaded to the brink with shot... CAHHCHUCK..


I'll finish off this post with some BADASS PHOTOS!

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^ I have got to get myself one of these...

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"See, in Chicago, they would just straight point it at you... like this"

"Yeea dog, but in LA, we like to cock it to the siiide naww'm sayyin?"

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Photo unrelated ;)

(hope its not too scandalous and my post gets the ban)













Apr 1 2010 5:38AM
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SketchySwiss
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I don't know if everybody is joking or if some of you guys really do mean what you ve said, but looking from outside of the US this thread is fucking scary.
Apr 1 2010 6:15AM
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Tasche
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My buddy in the Marines shot himself in the foot while cleaning his 9mm at his house while his wife was downstairs. Luckly she was not hurt but it was a reminder of the danger of guns even in experienced hands. If you own a gun please use caution and lock it in a safe.
Apr 1 2010 9:45AM
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skitolive123456789
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that picture of obama is awesome. so gangster!

Apr 1 2010 10:11AM
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PacificRimJob
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Why not just clean it in the garage?

I've heard of too many stories where policemen were cleaning their guns and the fucker went off...
Apr 1 2010 12:49PM
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uni-corn
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What dumbass cleans a gun while it is loaded? Really? Any time I even handle a gun that is the first thing I do... Check for any rounds at all and if there is, unload immediately. Unless I am going to actually shoot something. Then I shoot it.
Apr 1 2010 12:51PM
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Mr.Panda
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No offense but your buddy is a fucking moron. Cleaning or handling a gun while it is loaded without the intention to shoot it is Cardinal Rule Number 1 that you DO not fucking break. And a Marine should know that.
Apr 1 2010 2:09PM
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Armanzoid
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Fuck guns, only people with needle dicks and lack of confidence own them. Unless you hunt constantly or live in a rough neighborhood, you probably don't need it. You'd agree with me if you saw first hand what they can do to people.


And page.
Apr 1 2010 2:14PM
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