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Whoever created gnarshmallow...

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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59

i'm callin' you out you little fuckin' PUNK! YOU COWARD!!!

animate the grabs, will yuh? also, perfect the licolns and backflips. don't make me smack you. would it fucking hurt you to give the player free-reign in creating a level instead of this gutter-bullshit drag-n-drop of existing sheeit?

don't catch a hurricanrana out of a 7-story building into a garbage truck full of aborted fetuses full of thumb-tacks, aiiite? i'll chop your fucking dick off and absorb all its nutrients through my anus.

Mar 25 2010 9:42PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
if you don't like it make your own fucking game i hate games that people make for free
Mar 25 2010 9:43PM
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P.opsicle
Posts: 478 - Karma: 29
...Pretty sure he was joking...
Mar 25 2010 9:46PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
Oh no...Oh God no.
Mar 25 2010 9:47PM
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@koby
Posts: 223 - Karma: 11
murder yourself
Mar 25 2010 9:47PM
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Holte
Posts: 10730 - Karma: 7,744
Is it 2003?
Mar 25 2010 9:48PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
haha yeah first thing i did was check the date
Mar 25 2010 9:50PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
no, actuallys it's 2010. get with the program.
Mar 25 2010 9:53PM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
HOLY FUCK ITS MOMMY!
Mar 25 2010 9:53PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
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Mar 25 2010 9:55PM
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murflydude
Posts: 307 - Karma: 9
i think ur mad that you suck at that game. much love towards that game
Mar 25 2010 9:56PM
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Brock.
Posts: 5698 - Karma: 1,327
ohmyfuckinggod.




























its mommy
Mar 25 2010 9:57PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
i hear this thread contains a legend.
Mar 25 2010 10:00PM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
I've heard stories about this day but didn't think it would really come.
Mar 25 2010 10:06PM
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bryanw
Posts: 533 - Karma: 283
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Mar 25 2010 10:10PM
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bryanw
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last one didnt work out so well
Mar 25 2010 10:14PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
fucking racist scum. are you gonna fix this fucking game?
Mar 25 2010 10:17PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59

why do i unintentionally drop the hottest fucking threads?

somebody fix the fucking game.

Mar 25 2010 10:18PM
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bryanw
Posts: 533 - Karma: 283
negative ghost rider. not my game to fix and i like it how it is..

also its a free game which a lot of people enjoy so if you dont like it, stop being the internet allstar and deal with it. its a game chill out
Mar 25 2010 10:19PM
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fratskier69
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 1,272
you make me lol
Mar 25 2010 10:20PM
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Tyrone
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Mar 25 2010 10:22PM
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.jesus.
Posts: 2288 - Karma: 22
do you know who this is you idiot?
Mar 26 2010 12:43AM
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Noah_W
Posts: 810 - Karma: 3,238
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhahahahahahahahaha
Mar 26 2010 12:46AM
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ike.
Posts: 2292 - Karma: 93
this thread is a rofl.
Mar 26 2010 12:47AM
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Kevski
Posts: 7056 - Karma: 2,785
An NS legend. The stories led me to believe I'd never see this. I salute you and yes I need to post in this thread.
Mar 26 2010 1:04AM
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IceCreamer
Posts: 1587 - Karma: 27
srsly ur liek ghey if u dnt knoez teh ns legenz
Mar 26 2010 1:06AM
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j-phlak
Posts: 202 - Karma: 16
it brings my family great honorz to post in this thread
Mar 26 2010 1:10AM
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mmallender.
Posts: 5805 - Karma: 936
i dont even know what just happened
Mar 26 2010 1:27AM
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triebby
Posts: 8670 - Karma: 2,189
Lol at the n00bs who don't understand just how awesome this thread is
Mar 26 2010 1:32AM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
dumbass
Mar 26 2010 1:35AM
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GreenHorn
Posts: 4896 - Karma: 1,209
yeah seriously, who makes such big tracks in the terrain park bro?
Mar 26 2010 1:51AM
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.peter
Posts: 1222 - Karma: 63
Don't be a dick.
Adam is the man and would never hate on you. Truth is he has a JOB/ better things to do than make a computer game for you. Gnarshmallow is super fun. So what if it hasn't been updated for a while deal with it the world doesn't revolve around you asshole
Mar 26 2010 1:52AM
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Triple_Strum
Posts: 6382 - Karma: 946
A decade later and mommy is still overly sarcastic, wishing he was a writer and is of course, still a jerk.  Oh well.  I guess some people never change?
Mar 26 2010 1:58AM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
Care to explain? I have been here for nearly 5 years, and I haven't the slightest clue what the fuck is going on here.
Mar 26 2010 2:02AM
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traylortrash
Posts: 1935 - Karma: 2,450
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Mar 26 2010 2:04AM
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danbrown
Posts: 11932 - Karma: 21,775
some of you are so funny!!
Mar 26 2010 2:09AM
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whitechocolate
Posts: 582 - Karma: 260
shut the fuck up man. i roomed with the guy who made this game at coc.
he is the nicest guy you will ever meet, he got paid absolutely nothing for creating any of these games.
he made them cause he loves the sport so if you don't like em fuck right off pussy
Mar 26 2010 2:11AM
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danbrown
Posts: 11932 - Karma: 21,775
i dont even have to click your profile to find out you've been here less than a year!!!
Mar 26 2010 2:15AM
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Ryan_BC
Posts: 109 - Karma: 11
I just found this game and it is epic!
Mar 26 2010 2:16AM
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eheath
Posts: 61090 - Karma: 118,057
Mar 26 2010 2:30AM
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mmallender.
Posts: 5805 - Karma: 936
thats why i said that?
Mar 26 2010 2:34AM
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flockabsm
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gnarshmallow is dope, u clownin
Mar 26 2010 2:46AM
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armada317
Posts: 302 - Karma: 28

i was all in for some e fighting when i read this thread and then i saw this, i havent seen anything this damn funny on this site ever. if you hate gnarshmallow so much why dont you stop playing it.

Mar 26 2010 3:15AM
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HIRO
Posts: 548 - Karma: 34
chill.
Mar 26 2010 6:10AM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15077 - Karma: 9,130
huh?
Mar 26 2010 6:32AM
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pigglywiggly
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Mar 26 2010 8:39AM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59

would that make you gay or him gay?

Mar 26 2010 8:39AM
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kdyce
Posts: 115 - Karma: 13
I really expected a better attempt from someone who is considered a legend. But still  a moderate success.
Mar 26 2010 8:39AM
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Jordan_P
Posts: 621 - Karma: 33
mommy's back?!

begin celebrations.
Mar 26 2010 8:45AM
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Evilchris
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Mar 26 2010 8:58AM
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skodeo7
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haha I love how half of the people are like "fuck you" and the other half are just laughing.
Mar 26 2010 9:49AM
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