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Want the perfect cut on yo blunt wrap yo?

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woogity
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a homie had one of these things, thought i'd share. looks super convienent.

http://ezsplitz.com/

didnt searchbar, cuz i dont give a fuck if its a repost...

Mar 25 2010 4:21PM
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Gnarshred
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they sell those at a convenience store near where I live, Pretty badass little product!
Mar 25 2010 4:23PM
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Shadows
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yea they sell them in gas stations and shit. pretty common piece of shit item to have on a key chain.
just learn how to roll the right way, you wont need this. but i have enjoyed using it from time to time.
joint rollers too. those things are sick.
Mar 25 2010 4:25PM
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Thenowhereman42
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One of the local gas stations sells lighters with those on the bottom.
Mar 25 2010 4:29PM
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derbski
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This ezsplit thing would come in handy, but I have to disagree with you on the joint roller. It is like adopting a baby, it takes away the labor, and it is useful for those who cannot do it themselves, but you know you will never love them the same. (Just kidding, adopted kids)
Mar 25 2010 6:05PM
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Style+eeze
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all of my friends have those. haha. they can double as pencil sharpeners too!
Mar 25 2010 6:19PM
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b-ladd
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Word, I got the lighter with the built-in splitter
Mar 25 2010 6:23PM
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theabortionator
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Seriously. Learn how to roll a blunt and just do it. Don't rip it. This is a retarded waste of money. even if it's a dollar. Oh shit we can't smoke a blunt, I don't have my slicer
Mar 25 2010 6:36PM
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andrew.
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agree with the post above.  its not hard to roll a blunt, this product is very unnecessary.
Mar 25 2010 7:47PM
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Balto
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or you can buy a blunt wrap for $1...
Mar 25 2010 7:48PM
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andrew.
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but those things suck.  theyre always thick and mushy.
Mar 25 2010 7:52PM
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theabortionator
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Moses says buy a fucking dutch.
Mar 25 2010 8:04PM
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[tightpants]
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hahahaha +k.  absolutely perfect analogy. 
Mar 25 2010 8:09PM
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Proze
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This friend had one and I was spacing out one time playing with it...ended up inserting my finger and receiving a nice perfect cut finger wrapp
Mar 25 2010 8:12PM
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0123456789
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dutches are always dry as fuckkk

swisher grapes ftwww boutta roll one up momentarily!
Mar 25 2010 8:22PM
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theabortionator
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You know how everyone know you're a noob? Come on dude. How about you find a gas station with freshies, instead of basing you're opinions on the quality of the blunt from the one gas station you go too.

One gas station by my house had really old dutches, but they had just ordered a bunch of games, so i'd smoke the games when I didn't have a dutch from somewhere else. Still, dutches are king.
Mar 25 2010 9:12PM
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woogity
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that sir, is your fault, not the ezsplitz fault. you have no one to blame but yourself.

Mar 25 2010 9:14PM
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theabortionator
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Mar 25 2010 9:40PM
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ECfreeski3
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i love when the dude working the counter gives me a heads up if i ask for a brand that's currently stale.

and as for joint rollers, theyre sorta stupid if you use it all the time (makes nice j's though) but if you need to pre-roll a shitload of jays theyre handy
Mar 25 2010 10:07PM
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0123456789
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they all sell old ass singles, or old ass 5packs, i have yet to find fresh blunts in NY, blunts in fl are noticeabley more fresh than those in NY
Mar 25 2010 10:16PM
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theabortionator
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You need to ask around, you aren't looking hard enough. Or you could just order a box
Mar 25 2010 10:19PM
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hawaiiansteeze
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dutches are mad nice in CT so i like those.  games are nice too.  if you fuck with blunt raps, joint rollers or anything else, your a pussy.  learn how to roll a blunt
Mar 25 2010 10:20PM
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derbski
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white owls are almost always fresh in their little foil packages
Mar 25 2010 10:20PM
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0123456789
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yea ik i used to love the foil pack games, but grew to like swishers and whiteowls and get the whiteowl foils sometimes, but cant find em by me, exit 15 on the northway for reference
Mar 25 2010 10:25PM
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theabortionator
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Oh, where do you ski? I work at west.
Mar 25 2010 10:30PM
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0123456789
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gore/west
ive skied with you before haha but only got out 5 times this year cause of break, usually wear a blue jacket and black pants both pretty big, and volkl walls.
Mar 25 2010 10:38PM
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theabortionator
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Oh word.
Mar 25 2010 10:46PM
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