The World's only immortal animal

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Insane

i really hope humans don't get a hold of whatever is making that jellyfish live forever. the world would be a shit storm

Mar 18 2010 8:30PM

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CoonKiller

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Ridiculous

ironic name is ironic

Mar 18 2010 8:38PM

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The_Cube

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Insane

that jelly fish is a boss

Mar 18 2010 8:38PM

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p-fo

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damn. it would be really useful. but so easy to abuse...

Mar 18 2010 8:41PM

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Negro_Jesus

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cool

Mar 18 2010 8:42PM

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MADDECENT

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I want

Mar 18 2010 8:43PM

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MADDECENT

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and that better not be sarcasm ,cause this is fuckin cool

Mar 18 2010 8:46PM

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fivefootthree

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so cool, but wat are we going to to when there are a shit ton of them cuz they truely dont die on their own?

Mar 18 2010 8:47PM

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dwhite

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Insane

So if i eat it i will live forever?

Mar 18 2010 8:48PM

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FBGM

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hahahah you made a separate thread for this

Mar 18 2010 8:49PM

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1337

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yea pretty much, sucking on each of its stingers gets you +10 years too

Mar 18 2010 8:50PM

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Benson23

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Insane

nice find thats pretty interesting

Mar 18 2010 8:51PM

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GANDALF

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huh?

Mar 18 2010 8:52PM

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FBGM

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https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/529823/

Mar 18 2010 8:56PM

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Backyard.Skier

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Mar 18 2010 8:58PM

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GANDALF

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oh hmphhhhh didnt see that.

well this one is dedicated to jellyfish and SCIENCE

Mar 18 2010 8:58PM

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Get.Kronk

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so does it like clone itself, or how does that work?

Mar 18 2010 9:00PM

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Brenone

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i got stung by one once. that shit hurt!

Mar 18 2010 9:06PM

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pussymoneyweed

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that was a sweet road

Mar 18 2010 9:12PM

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wheres_my_snow

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cool

Mar 18 2010 9:15PM

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theabortionator

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v

Mar 18 2010 9:21PM

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liukangkid

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Mar 18 2010 9:25PM

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steezmoe*

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chuck norris is also immortal

Mar 18 2010 9:29PM

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DrZoidberg

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Jellyfish are brutal. They were relentless when I was in the Bahamas, got stung twice. One got me on the arm, I rubbed it on my stomach because I thought I was just itchy then the poison got on my stomach and I realized I got stung. It made my veins pop out a lot, and I had a raised, tentacle shaped mark on my arm for quite a while.

The second one got me behind me knee, walking sucked and I had to sit like than on the plane ride home. These were like 1 inch long with a brown center.

For a 90% water creature they're really annoying.

Mar 18 2010 9:33PM

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fragglemuffin

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i wish i could regenerate...after every injury i get, BAM! im new again.

Mar 18 2010 9:37PM

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theabortionator

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I hate jellyfish, in terms I'm afraid of them. I hate getting stung by the bastards. Completely fascinated with them though. Especially the iracongi. Something so tiny that's so fucking lethal. And there are some big ass motherfuckers in the ocean, especially the artic.

There was a natgeo or science channel show a few weeks ago on the massive growing population of Nomura's jellys in the sea of japan. It was pretty cool. Nets loaded with these fat bastards.

Fun to see on tv or the aquarium, scary to me at least to sea in the ocean.

Maybe i can track down this one and swim with them. And live on forever. Until the world implodes on 2012

Mar 18 2010 9:39PM

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DrZoidberg

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Even if we (humans) had this ability (transdifferentiation), well, I can't even think of how it would work. From my understanding, the jellyfish reverts to a polyp which seems to be the precursor organism for a jellyfish. Wikipedia defines the process as an already differentiated cell changing to a cell outside it's path. Humans seem to complex of an organism for this to work, you can't have nerve cells turning into other stuff, even if they changed to a related cell type like some form of neuroglia. Evolution would have figured a way for it to work (nerve cells wouldn't revert to preserve body function and memory, major body system cells wouldn't undergo the process all at the same time), but you'll always be susceptable to disease, massive trauma and such. You just won't die from getting old. This article says that transdiffertiation occurs in humans, but only on cells of the esophagus: smooth muscle cells change to goblet cells, which I guess are related since the mucous probably lubricates the esophagus or something.

Smart stuff is fun.

Mar 18 2010 9:59PM

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nstubler

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Thats exactly what I was thinking

Mar 18 2010 10:07PM

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ButteredToast.

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Prepare to die by way of six trillion volt shock.

Mar 18 2010 10:09PM

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DrZoidberg

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pwnd

Mar 18 2010 10:12PM

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FBGM

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w.t.f.

Mar 18 2010 10:13PM

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Chompo.

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^ holy shit that's crazy

Mar 18 2010 10:16PM

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chapz

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there are for sure many other immortal animals out there. we haven't even scratched the surface of deep sea creatures, it really is fucked up. we basically know more about space than we do about the deepest parts of our oceans....

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OMNOMNOMNOM

Mar 18 2010 10:18PM

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chapz

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just thought id post this.

Mar 18 2010 10:20PM

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Snowcase

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I read somewhere that we'll be able to harness immortality in our lifetimes.

Mar 18 2010 10:21PM

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nstubler

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Insane

thats so sick

Mar 18 2010 10:24PM

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Phill.

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Mar 18 2010 10:27PM

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gustafari

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jellyfish are at the point where...................... theyre crazy......

Mar 18 2010 10:30PM

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FBGM

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LOOK UP VAMPIRE SQUID i saw that shit on planet earth extremes that thing is brawlin

sorry i didnt feel like linkin it

Mar 18 2010 10:30PM

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Hoover

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50 shipped!!!

Mar 18 2010 10:32PM

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ButteredToast.

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skiing has just progressed to the point where its just so crazy that.... its crazy.

Mar 18 2010 10:33PM

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I think it will take a long time before they'll be able to apply this to humans cause scientits that work in genetics say that in 200 years of research, they almost didn't make any progress. I read that in a text in my English class, it was pretty interesting. But like they said, they've been trying for 200 years to understand the limbs regeneration of certain animals and they're not even close to apply this to humans so immortality is far from us. I highly doubt that we'll see this in our lifetime but who knows?

Mar 18 2010 10:37PM

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Benson23

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thats cool with a k

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