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Has anyone here ever been to jail?

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Frederick
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or arrested?

stories?
Mar 17 2010 11:37PM
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TechnoPotamus
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yes.

arrested, and then taken to jail for the night and next day. for a bar fight.
Mar 17 2010 11:38PM
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henrytargett
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got pulled over for ghostriding once.

scary as shit
Mar 17 2010 11:38PM
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yojimbo
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i know this guy that just got out. He's a fucking creepy asshole that scares the shit out of me. probably hasnt gotten an ounce of pussy in the last 5 years, is generally an all around sketchball.

(pictures a red light. Car full of bitches pulls up next to us.)
"whats up bitches?!?!? your sexy! you don't wanna fuck with me, i'm a convicted felon hehehehe" (peels out accordingly)


his buddy in the clink was this guy that cut his girlfreinds head off, fucked her corpse, then burned the building down. happened pretty recently in maine, some of y'all might of read about it. fucked up shit.




Mar 18 2010 12:12AM
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pianoman
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been arrested for being with kids who decide to bring beer (underage) onto someone's private property and utterly demolishing a cabin in the woods. but never been to jail
Mar 18 2010 12:14AM
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jason...
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https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/504760/
Mar 18 2010 12:14AM
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RunDMc
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i flicked a cigarette at a cop after the gold medal hockey game a couple weeks ago. I almost got charged with assaulting an officer but they let me out of the drunk tank with a fat "causing a disturbance" ticket
Mar 18 2010 12:15AM
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andersteeze
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arrested but no jail.

Mar 18 2010 12:18AM
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yojimbo
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oh yeah, forgot to mention what he went in for. Apparently he robbed a walmart, and the cops were waiting for him outside, but he slipped out a different entrance that was unguarded. got in his car and left, on his way out almost hit some guy in a car. got out of his car to yell at the guy, brought his bb gun pistol with him and threatned the dude and his kids with it. cops came. In maine you get aggravated assault wether it's a real gun or a bb gun so he's probably gonna get like 5 years up in the big house.
Mar 18 2010 12:28AM
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jeremy.g
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wow what a dumbass. sounds like he deserves to be in jail
Mar 18 2010 12:33AM
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FBGM
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holy shit...
Mar 18 2010 12:35AM
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BEARS.
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https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/478665/
Mar 18 2010 12:39AM
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little1337
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that was right by my house. no joke. They shut down like everything
Mar 18 2010 12:41AM
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fappy
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i was processed, got a jumpsuit or whatever and taken up by elevator with a guard to a large cell.  everyone was sleeping in cots, so they gave me a plastic cot with a mattress that i had to drag next to a phone.  got like 4 hours of sleep and was woken up by the guard banging on the door saying everyone had to get up for breakfast (6 am).  i just laid there until some mexican kid came over to tell me i should probably move since people were going to want to start using the phone.  some dreadlocked dude then helped me move all my stuff to the next sitting area.  tried to go back to sleep, didn't happen.

around 8 i started talking with all the guys around me.  most were in for petty crimes like domestic violence disputes or disordlery.  one kid said he was arrested for throwing a guy into a fire when he caught him stealing his chronic at a bonfire.  another kid was there for manufacture of boomers.  everyone there was super chill and nice.  they all wanted out too.

around 12 i was able to get out and get processed, which took forever.  the lady processing me came and handed me all my clothes and told me to go change.  i asked for my belt back and she said 'no, i don't know how you're feeling at this point.' lol.  got out officially at 1. 
Mar 18 2010 12:51AM
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saucybiscuits
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Mar 18 2010 1:01AM
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Mr.O
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Gonna get hate for this but I might as well tell people my story.

So it started out like very other Friday night I used to have; drinking (lots of it) and other things of that nature. So we finish our beer and we decided we need more. Awesome idea right? WRONG!! I am the only one that has a car so they ask me to drive, and being under the influence I say yes because I know people that do it all the time and I thought "Ill never get caught." I was wrong. The worst part was this was the first time I ever got behind the wheel after drinking.

So we leave to go get more beer. On the way there I am driving and a I round a corner to see 4 maybe 5 cop cars parked in the median of the road, so i naturally slow down and stop to the officer waving me over. He asks me what I think all of this was for. Being from Pennsylvania and know what DUI checkpoints look like (and this situation looks exactly like a DUI) I ask him is it was a DUI check point. That was my second mistake. So he asks me to pull over.

So we go through the whole pre-procedure bull shit... license/registration/insurance. He then asks me to step out of the car and proceeds to give me a field sobriety test, of course I failed I had been drinking quite a bit. So I got taken to jail at 1 AM Saturday morning.

I then get to jail and get all my initial processing done (takes forever). Since I had some time to sit there and think of how much a fucking idiot I was I got to collect myself together, I then finally get moved to a holding cell/drunk tank at 8 AM Saturday morning.

End of it all I got released from the county jail at 9PM that night.


All in all there was a lot I learned:

- NEVER drink and drive, under any situation no matter how much shit you can get in, getting arrested for a DUI is worse than anything else
- If for some reason you do get a DUI, do not take the field sobriety test. Sat "I respectfully decline taking the test, take me to jail." It works out much better that way.

How I have changed from this:

- I have now been sober for over a month and a half
- I workout every day, going with the sobriety Ive decided to become an overall healthier person
- I am now working on securing 2 jobs so I can payoff the 4-10 grand that I now owe my parents
Mar 18 2010 1:08AM
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ike.
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this
Mar 18 2010 1:21AM
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fappy
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real talk right here

if you think i'll never get caught, there's only so much time before you can run the gauntlet without being arrested and/or hurting yourself or someone else.

and once you do, it'll have never been worth it
Mar 18 2010 1:52AM
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rainingblood
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wasted one night in a ski town years ago, smashed the fuck out of a cop car, including the front windshield while plastered. 6 months in the penitentiary, but it was a mellow penitentiary to say the least. i am not gonna say more than that.
Mar 18 2010 2:13AM
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rainingblood
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forgot to say I used my skateboard to fuck up the cop car. right in front of the cop.
Mar 18 2010 2:14AM
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Moe-Monayyyy
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Been arressted three times, did a few weeks in Denny (juvenile detention center)
Mar 18 2010 2:25AM
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Laurent.
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I have watched a couple of those american prison documentaray's.
And all I can say is, your jails are shitty U.S.A. you have shitloads of scary gangmen and shitty rooms.

In the Netherlands the jails are a bit more luxurious: you can get a PS3/Xbox 360, flatscreen, dvdplayer, microwave, radio and a pc with internet in your cell.

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Mar 18 2010 2:34AM
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rainingblood
Posts: 613 - Karma: -5
you fucking idiot, why would you give people that fuck up luxuries most of the world doesn't even have in the first place.
Mar 18 2010 2:37AM
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noparking
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kinda of
Mar 18 2010 2:38AM
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Laurent.
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Don't call me an idiot for decisions my shitty goverment makes.
I've just typed that as an example of how different jails can be around the world.
Mar 18 2010 2:39AM
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hurrisun
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haha thats so eurpoean and queer
Mar 18 2010 2:46AM
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special_k10101
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hahahaha

you're real hard henry.
Mar 18 2010 2:51AM
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Mr.O
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And you know I did leave that out. I am most thankful for that fact that I didnt hurt myself or anyone else in my car or anyone else out on the road.
Mar 18 2010 2:54AM
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ben-jamm-in
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holy shit
Mar 18 2010 3:20AM
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squibble
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jaw dropping
Mar 18 2010 3:26AM
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squibble
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wtf is wrong with you?
Mar 18 2010 3:32AM
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ECfreeski3
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threads!
Mar 18 2010 3:47AM
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hey-dude-its-me
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once for weed when I was 17, drunk tank a few times in college mostly fights I didnt start once stealing a bottle and getting tossed,.. and once in college I forgot to pay a ticket so they came to my house at 8am. I asked the cop if I could go get dressed and he said sure so I went in and got high really quickly (claim?not really) and got my atm card so he just took me to the bank, then jail where I paid the ticket, no additional fionce, had to wait for a ride from my friends it was pretty gay
Mar 18 2010 4:10AM
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feihlination
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well, its another approach to jails. and to be honest, in situations where the guy gets out of the jail again (like i would say 98% of the time) i think, it is way better to have a guy that played PS3 all the time than a guy that played modern warfare for 20 years (got it?).
Mar 18 2010 5:16AM
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theabortionator
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Apparent;y coat hanger abortions are illegal. God damn laws and shit
Mar 18 2010 5:20AM
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feihlination
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wtf? messed up shit. i can imagine that is legal if you do it with a kitchen knife. god damn knife lobby sucking obamas balls
Mar 18 2010 5:25AM
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General_Ripper
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Just got arrested for trespassing in the 2nd degree and now have an ACD.

My friend is kinda into the whole urban exploration thing so I was bored one night and went with him to an abandon grain mill in buffalo.

On our way out we got swarmed by 9 cop cars and a helicopter (the cop helicopter was on its way back to refuel and stopped to see the action it was not called for us BUT STILL BAD ASS)

I spent like 3 hours in a holding center with crackheads it was kinda fun though

heres some pics of the mill in the day (I went at night)

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Hope the pics work
Mar 18 2010 7:16AM
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PagesHouse
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No but I'm bored and on NS at 5am
Mar 18 2010 7:23AM
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skiP.E.I.
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I'm guessing it's similar to Norway, where the prison system is focussed more on rehabilitation than punishment...based on the idea that people can be educated so they won't re-offend, or that their activity is based on psychological problems instead of that criminals are basically evil and hopeless cases. There are much shorter sentences which saves money and the amount of repeat sentences is way smaller than the US.
Mar 18 2010 7:47AM
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General_Ripper
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yea in the U.S. If you own a jail you make mad $$$. If you put xbox360's in there you dont make as much $$
Mar 18 2010 7:51AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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getting clocked at 142 landed me a few nights in the slammer. no bueno. jail sucks.

Mar 18 2010 9:16AM
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.travis.
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I remember that story, really fucked up shit.

Also, jails in the Netherlands look fucking rad, not going to lie. I don't agree with letting them have all those luxuries of course, but they still look sick.

Annnd, been arrested for consumption of alcohol by a minor. Nothing came of it though.
Mar 18 2010 10:41AM
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tommyp1ckles
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wouldnt that also create an incentive for poor people to commit crimes in order to get arrested so that they can live a somewhat luxurious lifestyle at the expense of the taxpayers... im not saying the us system is particularly effective but this is just seems sorta dumb
Mar 18 2010 11:26AM
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Laurent.
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Correct.
We actually have too many prisons right now and alot are being closed or demolished.

More pictures of Dutch prison life, note these guys are not there for minor offences they are murderers and stabists:

They have party's with beer:
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Play pool:
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And as you can see in this picture, we have no uniforms, people just wear their regular clothes:
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Mar 18 2010 11:27AM
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feihlination
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^ yes it is, but it has benefits too in the overall picture
Mar 18 2010 11:28AM
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quixotic
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yes... 30 hours in the clink... not fun.
Mar 18 2010 11:46AM
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quixotic
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that's not jail... that's like a 3 star hotel
Mar 18 2010 11:48AM
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asapCferg
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That's pretty freaking weird. I've got a ride home in a cop car for pool hopping drunk. I would have been arrested if I was 18. Stupid as shit but it's a funny story.
Mar 18 2010 11:49AM
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FBGM
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http://www.milk.com/wall-o-shame/anarchy_in_action.html
Mar 18 2010 11:50AM
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hippystinx
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felony
aggravated assault against a federal officer
at the end of a 3-5 year state sentence

jail sux

Mar 18 2010 11:52AM
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TotallyTrevor
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threads
Mar 18 2010 1:53PM
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