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Best Divorce letter ever

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Zent33zy
Posts: 1546 - Karma: 389
http://http://pbh3.tumblr.com/post/432012172/best-divorce-letter-ever
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Mar 9 2010 12:20AM
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BravoWhiskey5280
Posts: 4020 - Karma: 520
wow and i thought I had some issues. This makes me not want to tie the knot ha
Mar 9 2010 12:35AM
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jeremy.g
Posts: 4931 - Karma: 459
cinnamon ring ahah
Mar 9 2010 12:55AM
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EH_DUBS
Posts: 3080 - Karma: 969
thats what got me too haha.

awesome.
Mar 9 2010 12:59AM
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
i need to start using throat yogurt.....
Mar 9 2010 1:02AM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
hahahhahahahahahahahhaahahahhah that was quality
Mar 9 2010 1:06AM
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Static
Posts: 8491 - Karma: 4,055
haha, yea, use it daily to soothe your sore throat
Mar 9 2010 1:07AM
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ike.
Posts: 2292 - Karma: 93
hahahaha i loveit sooo much great find
Mar 9 2010 1:08AM
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SDrvpr
Posts: 851 - Karma: 649
haha that made my night, it seemed so legit at first too
Mar 9 2010 1:09AM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
hahaha guy sounds like a total boss.
Mar 9 2010 1:13AM
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messplay
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 1,065
threads.
Mar 9 2010 1:14AM
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skithe49th
Posts: 2487 - Karma: 14
haha funny stuff
Mar 9 2010 2:24AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
such absolute win. gotta love seeing shit like that
Mar 9 2010 2:29AM
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Apresbang
Posts: 618 - Karma: 276
Brilliant!!! "not like my moderetly attractive connie"
Mar 9 2010 5:07AM
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itsssyourboy
Posts: 255 - Karma: 10
hahahahaha
Mar 9 2010 5:56PM
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rigzz
Posts: 1768 - Karma: 147
Surprising there is no mention of her doing sandwich.. but still. Saved in my comp. My mother now thinks i'm crazy laughing out loud like that.
Mar 9 2010 6:03PM
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ECski
Posts: 976 - Karma: 13
That was fucking hilarious. Cinnamon ring got me too.
Mar 9 2010 6:04PM
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Dainsey
Posts: 2263 - Karma: 378
half a pint of yogurt
lulz
good find
Mar 9 2010 6:06PM
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TheStudioCC
Posts: 2092 - Karma: 366
by the way he worded this it seems as if he doesnt even wanna get back together
Mar 9 2010 6:09PM
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Mykel
Posts: 1560 - Karma: 84
Threads
Mar 9 2010 6:14PM
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scratchproteen
Posts: 5173 - Karma: 286
hahah! I am so using throat yogurt from now on.
Mar 9 2010 6:17PM
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MADDECENT
Posts: 5579 - Karma: 951
hhaha like a boss
Mar 9 2010 6:18PM
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butteredjohnson
Posts: 558 - Karma: 113
you sir, made my day.
Mar 9 2010 6:20PM
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Chrris
Posts: 568 - Karma: 211
hahahahaha yesssss!
Mar 9 2010 6:21PM
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wambat
Posts: 749 - Karma: 13
what?  no... i thought he sounded very sincere.
Mar 9 2010 6:40PM
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superpoluha
Posts: 1986 - Karma: 10
wait......, really????
Mar 9 2010 6:47PM
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rj.
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 28
ahahahahahaa
Mar 9 2010 6:52PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
epic lulz
Mar 9 2010 6:54PM
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Afeld
Posts: 3516 - Karma: 84
Best line ever

hahahaha
Mar 9 2010 6:59PM
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Afeld
Posts: 3516 - Karma: 84
Best line ever

hahahaha
Mar 9 2010 7:00PM
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snowking249
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 34
wow that was pretty good, but am i the only one who kept waiting for it to bust into the fresh prince theme song?
Mar 9 2010 7:00PM
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Testicles
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 13
I got a little worried everytime I started a new paragraph but it never came. Such a relief
Mar 9 2010 7:04PM
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Runthered
Posts: 208 - Karma: 7
omg thats the funniest thing i have read in a long time
Mar 9 2010 7:10PM
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WaterBottle
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 4
mah threadz
Mar 9 2010 7:23PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15077 - Karma: 9,131
i know, i wish i got this much action
Mar 9 2010 7:24PM
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fappy
Posts: 2960 - Karma: 15

fake

Mar 9 2010 7:26PM
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Mr.Feeny
Posts: 990 - Karma: 11
whether it was actually used or not, such a great letter hahaha what a great find, i lol'd so hard when i read cinnamon ring!
Mar 9 2010 7:34PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
hahahahahaha
Mar 9 2010 7:36PM
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TPalms
Posts: 859 - Karma: 252
Agreed. Looks photoshopped
Mar 9 2010 7:42PM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
fake or not i lold
Mar 9 2010 7:57PM
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Zent33zy
Posts: 1546 - Karma: 389
thought i should bump this for some lulz
Nov 26 2010 1:01AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51260 - Karma: 157,382
random bump?
Nov 26 2010 1:05AM
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shr@gler
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 912
good bump. i wonder if they're back together?
Nov 26 2010 1:09AM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36

I think i laughed for about 3 minutes straight and i never laugh alone cuz i feel like a loser " as i am penatrating your baby sisters cinamon ring i am thinking of you."

Nov 26 2010 1:10AM
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Literature
Posts: 13673 - Karma: 3,086
A perfect bump.

Heartless, but pretty funny.
Nov 26 2010 1:10AM
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JuliusJ
Posts: 3778 - Karma: 2,106
so funny
Nov 26 2010 1:27AM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
"what does a perfect body mean? does it make her better in bed? in this case, yes, but you see what im getting at"

I loled hard
Nov 26 2010 3:26AM
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DGiurk
Posts: 786 - Karma: 194
haha i found it funny cause my names dan and it sounds like a record of things i say to my girlfriend sometimes........as a joke of course.......shes a great girl
Nov 26 2010 3:58AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
just as good the second time around. great bump
Nov 26 2010 9:30AM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
That was certainly the best line.
Nov 26 2010 9:39AM
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butterstickinc
Posts: 716 - Karma: 386
hhahahahahaha
Nov 26 2010 10:34AM
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