God isn't black you fucking moron. - Shibby
You suck at life. - eheath
Fuck off - eheath
Oops, I forgot. Let me go back to the kitchen and make you all sandwiches. -InkShrink
Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl "Will you marry me?" the girl said "NO!" and the guy lived happily ever after and skied alot and went fishing and hunting and played golf and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted when ever he wanted.
Quoting benJAHmin from Jul 6 2009 12:12:22:
i had a dream that i pulled back the washing machine from the wall and found a cup of toothbrushes, then we took them outside and mounted them like broomsticks and then we flew around my garden, it was pretty awesome