If you were stranded on a desert island (with an unlimited amount of condoms) and you could only do one FAMOUS woman for the rest of life and eat one food for the rest of your life what/who would they be?
God isn't black you fucking moron. - Shibby
You suck at life. - eheath
Fuck off - eheath
Oops, I forgot. Let me go back to the kitchen and make you all sandwiches. -InkShrink
If a 410 pound gorilla is running east towards the White House at 22 mph, and Whoopi Goldberg is 27 miles behind the gorilla, pursuing him on a motorcycle at 68 mph, how much acid did I do? - Trent_Palmer
How the fuck do you go to sleep knowing you're going to hit Chad's Gap the next day? - Rowen