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"Dear Annie"

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lorida
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 46
I saw this in the newspaper today, I just had to post it.

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Please, tell me that someone will write up an article...maybe integrating chads gap, herpes, afterbang, and full tilts? then send this column to the know all "Annie"?
Mar 3 2010 11:24AM
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SteezyOhio
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dear abbie is the original help column
Mar 3 2010 11:32AM
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Big.L
Posts: 703 - Karma: 15
thats fuckin wierd
Mar 3 2010 11:42AM
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MattWeiss
Posts: 1005 - Karma: 377
what did "Annie" have to say in response?
Mar 3 2010 2:51PM
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Jodi
Posts: 4215 - Karma: 745
Yeah lets see Annies response...unless your the guy in the article.
Mar 3 2010 2:54PM
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
this country never ceases to amaze me
Mar 3 2010 4:21PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
yeah i really want to see annie's response
Mar 3 2010 4:22PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
oh by the way thats totally fucked in my opinion. but what do i know?
Mar 3 2010 4:22PM
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doobiebrotha
Posts: 760 - Karma: 8
Dear Annie,

Your mac and cheese is fucking brilliant and can fix my munchies at anytime of the day! Oh how i love you creamy, organic, white cheddar, shell mac and cheese!


haha, but seriously that's one fucked up dude
Mar 3 2010 4:24PM
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lorida
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 46
Dear San Pedro: Well, there is a huge "ick" factor. Aside from that, this girl is only 22. The loss of her mother brought you two together, but in a superficial, and likely temporary, way. We can understand what appeals to you — she looks like Mom, she is young and vibrant and makes you feel like a teenager, and you have a loss in common. She may love you, but it could be as the father figure who has been missing from her life. If you truly love her, please give her the time, opportunity and freedom to figure it out.

Sparknotes: bang her like a hammer, karma will figure out the rest
Mar 3 2010 5:41PM
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karmagod
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*you're

:D
Mar 3 2010 5:47PM
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lorida
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 46
I thunk I decided I'm going to write something about falling in love with a stepsister...will write this badboy up after work
Mar 3 2010 5:53PM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
fuck annie man, shes a fraud. it's all about abby.
Mar 3 2010 5:56PM
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hoodratz47
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i say go for it,.....
Mar 3 2010 7:32PM
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lorida
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 46
I posted this, I will attempt to build off of his legacy on annies webpage.
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Hello all, You must understand, this girl reflects the beauty, grace, humour... Everything of her mother. Clearly, this is no coincidence. This is fate to have this woman available, so similar to whom I lost. To neglect her would be to torture us both. With my steady income, and her...stamina, there is no reason we could not be happy together, in marriage, for eternity. Age is but a number. San Pedro."""

Mar 3 2010 8:00PM
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asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 357
well this is rather odd..
Mar 3 2010 9:07PM
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SneakyTurtle
Posts: 228 - Karma: 30
Haha, I read that this morning. I read those every morning because sometimes there is one that will give you a good chuckle. Also, in my paper it is right next to the comics.
Mar 3 2010 9:39PM
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