My facebook rap battle with a mate... Tell me what you think +KKKKK!!!

your buddy jacob had some good shit

Nobody.

by the way you butchered that quote in your sig.

I don't know where to start. You both suck balls at "freestyling" (if you wanna call it that cause it's on FB so you have time to write things out and think of rhymes). Half of those lines didn't make sense, the other half were straight homo, and pretty much all of it lacked any sort of substance or flow.

lol good shit, you talk too much about cum though

Yeah man, Its not freestyling at all. I sat down with a pad and pen.

I draw inspiration from ma man Biggie - A whiter version of him I am - Way more skinny. The tron is where I was originated. Jacob, you're about to be verbally castrated. My skills I have already demonstrated, your shit's weak... You've just been emasculated. i thought that was actually really good for being white haha

Thanks. I'm aware my ethnicity makes it impossible for me to be any good at rapping. I dunno what I'm worse at... Dancing or rapping.

ME.

Yeah you could be. If you actually took a bit of time to diss me rather than being a smart ass.

Yeah that part was nice. Reading you guys shit put a smile on my face. Seems like you guys do it for fun so keep it up!

are you kidding me? im not trying to be mean but that was terrible and you wrote it down...
i know kids who could do better on the spot. sorry but this isn't your thing.

and if anything that other kid destroyed you.

Well he's obviously not the next Tupac but it doesnt look like he's doing it to be the next pac either so... 

I think that your friend might be ahead by a little just because I can feel his flow when I read it. But you have some sick shit still.

1. not really a freestyle
2. rap about something other than your dorm sucks, mines good, i have good rhymes, etc.
3. because a list needs three

thats some good stuff ya got there

right. he's doing it to be the next biggie obviously.

I never claimed it to be freestyle. Thank you for the comments, good and bad. Karma has been dumped on all of ya's.

nah i changed my mind its bad

No hate at all, seeing as some of that stuff was pretty good, but like some other people have said, i couldn't quite feel the flow in your rhymes. Perhaps you should think more about flow/rhythm/beat or whatever and then it'll make it a lot better haha. Looks like you guys are having fun though so that's good!

I also had a rap battle on facebook. Here it is.
   O and I dont think I can rap.
just some entertainment. Dont rip me apart to much

Vinny Van
just because i got an inhaller doesnt mean i cant spit game.
takin a look at u its obvious your a failure, your shits lame
you call yourself sassy D, you serious B, you kiddin me?
your games garbage, your jobs junk, your ass is bunk
you live in a shit town, where nothing goes down
you drive to get your kicks, your fun, in bozeman, in boozetown
shits wack, i know that, i take it back
cuz everytime u come down, shit drops, the city pops
you got your bottle of nick, which makes me sick
but you and BG put that thing down in a single sip
and on that bottle youll never pick a single filled with sum hicks chew spit
now dont make me call, i better see u this weekend, shits a free for all
and by free for all you know what i mean, i mean one wild dam time
shit child, and bring the pack, now show me how u rhyme

Daphne
damn right im sassy D. V you know where i be , how i keep it O.G. bitch please
i get money for no reason like we hit a pipeline and you know im a dime boy name the date place and time but dont interfere when im puttin down a ryhme because i spit that sick shit hell ya im ill bitch. you can have my scraps for your next bullshit rap your boy already got smacked like a hoe, Easy E, dont make me have to reach back.
We wont hesitate to have a repeat im at your face like you won a spa retreat so now get to steppin im always reppin zoo even when im up in booze town ill cruize down for a minute hold it down for the weekend and bring the party thats no secret. Kid i know what you've been chasin lets be real were you wasted?! but regardless Vin you know they just graduated!
Me and my ladies are too legit we'll never quit and you can ask lil Weez but THATS how you let the beat build biiiiitch!

Vinny Van
I dont know why they call you sassyD when they should call you sassyB for sassy bitch
now listen bitch, cuz my words cut your gonna need that stitch.
pay attention closely, cuz im only gonna say this once
all you zoo girls are silly cunts who sit and just smoke blunts
you call yourselves baller but i call yourselves jokes
hey joke you listening yet, now take some notes.
your raps dont even rhyme or coincide
if they were a child they wouldnt even be tall enough to get on the rides
they're short, they're crap, they're subpar
theyre not even old enough to go downtown to go into the bar
you talk, and spit and i see your lips movin.
i see your head noddin and your tongue cruisin.
all i hear is meh meh and blah blah.
blah blah? who you think you are ke$ha? nah.
well then. what is the difference between two plain beezys.
keep listenin ill tell you so u can comprehend. so you can see.
well if you take into account your previous bank account.
your shitty city placement or your previous statement.
i know that bitch is nast cant write or rap.
to sum up. what you dont got that she does.
that baby got back

Daphne
You say my raps are too short and they're crap only cuz what you have to say i can rap it in half and speaking of short you should look in the mirror hows the weather down there i cant even hear ya. Sassy B ya thats funny and I am a bad bitch but your shit is too weak did you hear that spick? you cant get under my skin like a needle to hancock i just started rappin and you still got your shit rocked. Ya me and pack kick it in missoula but we aint no plain janes we'll bring the noise to ya im Obama you John Mcain.
Iif you wanna compare cities ok Bobcats or Grizzlies its not even a question motha fucka count the trophies. And if you think i cant rhyme, dont coincide or if i didnt already blow your mind then you better get your stunnas to shield your eyes. i might be disguised as eye candy for the guys but ill school you like ulumni.
Boy im not to be fucked with ill jock a bitch and im out with the quickness. you come at me with some bullshit i laugh and take another hit. ya those blunts im still smokin and im token never choken on these words ya heard hows that for blowin cuz ill spit this random shit til you aint got no business with it trick like too Short said..Bitches aint shit

Vinny Van
but hoes and tricks?
and spicks?
you just be jeoulous, i got glow, not confused as snow
i gotta say your shits comin on strong, its good
but hood?
far from it, so dont act like you know
now please allow the adults to start the show
hmmm, let me tell you what i hear.
im hearing the flow
but meaning? hell no, so just please go
you sound like dr. Suise on crack
Obama, Mccain? shit metaphor craps wack
bobcats or grizzlies, dam where do i start
good comparison, but what your saying is just like a dogs bark
all bark and no bite, we know the BG be steppin up to a fight
cover your backs, ask pack, you bitches just slap
you said so yourself, what you spit is just random
hate to bring in the pack, but you two a terrible tandum.
now go right ahead, and dont bother coming down
just rot with the hipsters, in your joke of a town

Daphne
Whoa there back it up let's review for a moment you might rent this rap game but I'm still gonna own it. Your a worthy opponent I will give you that but if you wanna talk wack your shit is just that. And as far as the pack ya she might slap but I'm proud of my girl what do you know about a scrap.
We all handle our shit how much proof do you need it only takes one word to put a bitch on her knees and ill laugh and watch her bleed like every month ya the last week.
So you see im not confused boy I keep it so fresh and so clean ice cream paint job on my shoes boy. I stay fly no matter what town zip code or area six feet under yep I just buried ya.
Even if you might think your more gully than me all this hatin is gettin extreme. I'm not sayin I'm the best but I'm climbin the ladder cut me a break I'm a white girl from Montana. So ill keep it real no more low blows. I'm done spittin for now anyone got a problem come at me bro! Ha

you both killed it, but your rhymes were a bit sicker

I also had a FB rap battle.

check it out:

Me- Yo, check this flow is about blow right out the window.

Friend- Shut the fuck up you faggot!

fuck vic, basin reserves where its at

nah respect, i guess you guys are aight

just man the fuck up and dorm box. who rap battles anymore?

what a strange occurrence.

personally, i thought your rap was better than his, it was smoother in the beginning. sick rap.

"that shit was slut"

really? slut? interesting word choice....