Ok a couple of notes so that this makes a bit more sense...
I am Karl
My friend is Jacob
Te Puni is my University hall of residence.
Weir house is Jacob's hall of residence... About 2 minutes from mine
Te Puni is a Maori word (New Zealand indigenous people for those who don't know)
Our two halls have a pretty massive rivalry.
My hall thinks that Weir is full pretentious tossers... They're not really.
TPV is Te Puni Village... My hall's name abbreviated.
If you're easily offended, remember that I'm kidding in most of it
And yeah... I'm aware there's quite a bit of resemblance to Biggie. Get over it.
Chur, thanks for reading.
Jacob's first rhyme:
Motherfuckers don’t know me, think they do. T to the Puni- you bitches aint true. We hardcore, you sluts are soft. We got heritage, what the fuck you got? We Weir. Not TPV queer. Yeah.