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You know your riding east coast when..

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shredables
Posts: 647 - Karma: 19
every whip at the mountain is a benz and the snow sucks
Feb 21 2010 11:16PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431
when a powder day is 1 cm of snow
Feb 21 2010 11:18PM
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Shadows
Posts: 8068 - Karma: 42
youre not on the west.
Feb 21 2010 11:18PM
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east_toast
Posts: 479 - Karma: 16
congratulations?
Feb 21 2010 11:18PM
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SpaceTiger
Posts: 377 - Karma: 62
you're riding in a state that boarders the atlantic.......
Feb 21 2010 11:21PM
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JahJahBinks
Posts: 3567 - Karma: 460
When the lift stops at least 3 times every ride.
When you fall on a 1 foot box and it hurts a lot due to the ice.
When if its not ice its slush
When you can smell the fries from the top
When the slope closes at 3 am.
Feb 21 2010 11:23PM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
When someone says powder, you probably think about coke first, then skiing.
Feb 21 2010 11:23PM
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i0z
Posts: 896 - Karma: 40
the biggest jump there is 10' and it was built by a snowboarder on the side of a trail
Feb 21 2010 11:23PM
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DaveM
Posts: 2936 - Karma: 1,558
When you have to bring your hockey skates to ride the park...
Feb 21 2010 11:24PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
your idea of a fun day is going out and dodging rocks

Feb 21 2010 11:25PM
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Austinn
Posts: 7 - Karma: 10
gapers ride the park and dont hit one single jib on it.
Feb 21 2010 11:25PM
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liukangkid
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 82
when you see somebody skinning to the top of the mountain.

when the chairlift takes twice as long as skiing to the bottom
Feb 21 2010 11:26PM
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montanan
Posts: 1787 - Karma: 1,346
you spend 7 hrs hitting boxes
Feb 21 2010 11:28PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 65
your not from the east coast if your measure snow in centimeters. get out of here
Feb 21 2010 11:31PM
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shredables
Posts: 647 - Karma: 19
you bastard
Feb 21 2010 11:40PM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
You take that back!
Feb 21 2010 11:44PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
you hear rain in the forecast and tell yourself that it'll build a good base once it freezes.
Feb 22 2010 12:00AM
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emopoppins
Posts: 3996 - Karma: 269
haha this all the time
Feb 22 2010 12:04AM
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powday
Posts: 3055 - Karma: 326
hahahah
Feb 22 2010 12:05AM
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iLLbiLLy
Posts: 2865 - Karma: 2,631
when the lift ops yell at you to put the bar down
Feb 22 2010 12:08AM
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the_goose69
Posts: 595 - Karma: 35
when you ride the lifts longer than you ski
Feb 22 2010 12:12AM
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SKIU4EA
Posts: 2387 - Karma: 2,072
when  "out of bounds skiing"  is going 10ft  into the woods to get to the next trail over.
Feb 22 2010 12:12AM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
When you can see the bottom of the lift from the top.
When you ski on ice more than real snow.
When 3 inches of snow is amazing.
You don't hit the jumps because the landing is pure ice.
Feb 22 2010 12:14AM
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rontonsoop
Posts: 237 - Karma: 25
or when your big air jump is equivalent to a small/medium jump out west
Feb 22 2010 12:16AM
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busky_j
Posts: 79 - Karma: 52
when the managers try to give you a 10 debit card if you turn around and leave because they ran out of parking.
Feb 22 2010 12:17AM
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Dbouch
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 13
I dunno, the mid-atlantic is having an awesome season this year, besides the fact that our hill has like 700 vertical feet. 7 springs has a like a 62 inch base right now, we're getting tons of snow lately, and this weekend I watched Kristi and all the other pro girls throw down all over the mountain, it was sexy.

when you make excuses like this despite you knowing the east coast really does suck.
Feb 22 2010 12:21AM
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Funnel
Posts: 7808 - Karma: 1,414
When someone claims they just skied waist/chest deep powder when there is only 18" of fresh.
Feb 22 2010 12:43AM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
sooooo true
Feb 22 2010 12:47AM
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shredables
Posts: 647 - Karma: 19
just did.

when pow shots are.....








.......unheard of
Feb 22 2010 8:12AM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
when you don't get snow for fucking 2 MONTHS! in the middle of the season.
Feb 22 2010 8:31AM
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brickerenator
Posts: 316 - Karma: 10
When the combined time for the chairlift ride and skiing back downhill is under 5 minutes (on a 5000ft long trail)
Feb 22 2010 8:48AM
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aarrowsmith
Posts: 46 - Karma: 11
when a backflip makes you the reincarnation of wallisch
Feb 22 2010 9:20AM
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CypressGrove
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 12

if you're in the Catskills, half the cars and SUVs in the lot have Jersey plates, and you can tell the other half are from Long Island, and you hate them all. But it's a lot of fun making money off them at the same time.

When you work at a bar there, and once a month some hot blonde Jersey mom gets wasted and topless, then starts dancing on the bar...

The week between Dec 26th and Jan 2nd is known as Hell Week.

Feb 22 2010 9:28AM
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shredsteez
Posts: 71 - Karma: 10
hahaha
Feb 22 2010 9:44AM
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s_a_m
Posts: 916 - Karma: 58
there is just snow on the trail and not on the sides
Feb 22 2010 10:24AM
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Brenone
Posts: 4944 - Karma: 296
when you are riding a lift and people are all nice to you until they ask where i am from and say NY and they turn into instant douchebags.
Feb 22 2010 10:50AM
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Evilchris
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 43
when you get threatend to have your pass pulled because you where skiing in the trees
Feb 22 2010 10:58AM
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+[wall.e]+
Posts: 1928 - Karma: 18
Haha, VT State Law
Feb 22 2010 11:05AM
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bstuck1
Posts: 426 - Karma: 46
When there is one resort in your state.
Feb 22 2010 11:39AM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
Hahahaha total win.
Feb 22 2010 11:43AM
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YukonGraham
Posts: 279 - Karma: 55
when numerous SKI patrol, not courtesy, chases you down for skiing to fast
Feb 22 2010 12:05PM
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parkskier
Posts: 535 - Karma: 14
This is about the east coast, not Vancouver.
Feb 22 2010 12:29PM
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ecjibme
Posts: 501 - Karma: 46
well Maine hasn't had a solid snowfall in about two months sooooo
Feb 22 2010 12:34PM
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parkskier
Posts: 535 - Karma: 14
Touche, but for the majority of east coast/midatlantic they've had more snow then Vancouver.
Feb 22 2010 12:37PM
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parkskier
Posts: 535 - Karma: 14
He's Canadian...so...
Feb 22 2010 12:45PM
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ecjibme
Posts: 501 - Karma: 46
true, it seems like all the states on the atlantic have been getting snow except for Maine, but this storm system coming in could change all of that. hopefully
Feb 22 2010 12:57PM
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narwhal
Posts: 509 - Karma: 280
you make stupid threads?
Feb 22 2010 12:59PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 65
when do we even get 18"?
Feb 22 2010 4:02PM
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airjake
Posts: 674 - Karma: 222
when people just ride throught the park hitting nothing
Feb 22 2010 4:24PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 68
When it rains the skiing is great, no ice, no lines ;D
Feb 22 2010 4:25PM
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deleted5
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your get your first day of sking on 1/3/10
Feb 22 2010 4:27PM
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