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Bob_Gnarley
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USA JUST BEAT YOU AT YOUR OWN FUCKING SPORT!


HAHAHAHAHHA HELL YEA!
Feb 21 2010 9:54PM
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Dainsey
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amerrriiicaaaaa fuuck yeeah!
so lick my butt and suck on my ballllz
Feb 22 2010 8:45PM
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Delphi
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lol at US war history. The only argument you have is WWI. The Canadians sacrificed A LOT in that war. Canadians have served with valor and integrity in every conflict they have been involved in. But WWII..come on, seriously, how can someone possibly minimize the role the US played in that war. Go look up the failed invasion of Dieppe to see what the Canadians accomplished there. Even though most of WWII was a collab, and yes, Canadians served with incredible valor just like everyone else did, it was the US industrial complex that pushed the world through that war. And the Canadians didn't burn down the whitehouse, the British did. The US took Toronto (then York) in the War of 1812 and burnt it to the ground. Read some shit about NORAD and you'll begin to see how dependent you Canadians are on the US for military defense. Or look into "the canadian question" which basically questions Canada's ability to remain autonomous in the face of such an influential country. US economic invasions of Canada have been successful for centuries and continue to be today.
Feb 22 2010 8:48PM
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Delphi
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going to end up eating my words in a few days. Germany is 3 behind the US in medal count. I'm not sure the US could own the medal count in a winter games, just too damn hard.
Feb 22 2010 9:07PM
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k-rob
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only nation to complete a d-day objective on d-day, despite facing the highest seawall of all the beaches and being the only ones to encounter tiger tanks that day.
Feb 22 2010 9:14PM
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oreopancake.
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canada wins.
Feb 22 2010 9:15PM
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B-Wald
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glad you're all over talking about the game, but just wanted to put this out there.

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Eat shit, Crosby.
Feb 22 2010 9:16PM
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oreopancake.
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Feb 22 2010 9:17PM
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Crack.
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hahaha sydney crosby sucks dick along with canada.
Feb 22 2010 9:20PM
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njwa88
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umm if you actually watched the game Canada pretty much dominated the whole time
Brodeur just had a bad game, if Luongo was in nets im sure it would have been a different story
Feb 22 2010 9:22PM
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k-rob
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hahaha that's an awesome pic
Feb 22 2010 9:22PM
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YukonGraham
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This is why i think all americans are ignorant redneck tools, I don't like crosby, none of my homies like him, the only Canadians that do are 16 year old girls from Cole Harbor, Nova scotia. get over yourselves, won one game, won't happen again.




2002 wasn't the olympics in Salt Lake, didn't the american woman stomp our flag in the change room then proceed to get demoed, along with your so called "men," I see a repeat.

Feb 22 2010 9:27PM
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Crack.
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hahaha ignorant redneck tools? go suck a dick HOMIE
Feb 22 2010 9:30PM
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Waldo-
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HEY.  BOTH TEAMS TRIED VERY HARD
Feb 22 2010 9:56PM
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parkskier
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Hahaha, I love how you guys are arguing about wars and how awesome/not awesome the US army is.  Seriously???!!  This was about hockey just last night and now you guys are talking about how well the US has done in wars?  Wow...
Feb 22 2010 10:21PM
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hue.
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this thread is lke black girls arguing


Feb 22 2010 10:32PM
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Peter.
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AMERICA






FUCK YEAH
Feb 22 2010 10:37PM
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Delphi
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I suggest you restudy DDAY. American paratroopers captured nearly all of their objectives, some before the landings even started. I'm not minimizing anything the brits or canadians or australians did on DDAY because they sacrificed tremendously, but compared to what the US went through at Omaha Beach, the landings at Sword, Juno, and Gold were cake walks. The Canadians did meet fierce resistance at Juno beach, and they certainly had a rough go of it, but Omaha was the most heavily defended beach on the Contentin Peninsula. We lost about 2400 guys in under a single day there, and the only way the beachhead could be established was through the efforts of the US Rangers. They scaled sheer cliffs under heavy fire to take out gun emplacements above the beach. When they got up, they were totally exposed. What's worse, the guns had been moved, so they had to search for them under continuing fire for hours. So badass...anyway, I'm not minimizing Canada, they were an integral part of the invasion force. I wrote a big research paper on why the atlantic wall failed during DDAY, so this stuff is fresh in my mind.

Also, consider the Pacific War-some of the most brutal battles of WWII.

If you want real Canadian pride, look up Vimy Ridge-the first time the Canucks fought together as a national unit. Amazing story. I'm damn proud of you all when I read about that.
Feb 22 2010 10:54PM
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UNREAL
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THAT
brodeur just blew the game. the canadians outshot the americans x2 it was just miller was on fire
Feb 22 2010 11:03PM
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Style+eeze
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you guys keep saying that, but it doesn't matter

if you guys insist, maybe next time they play brodeur will play better and you'll win. but, miller is an AMERICAN, he plays for AMERICA. if he had citizenship to canada we wouldn't bitch about why we lost because of one player.

miller didn't score a single goal...
Feb 22 2010 11:12PM
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UNREAL
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OK fair enough, but you must admit that the Canadian offense was far more powerful. and well play luongo next time
Feb 22 2010 11:14PM
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Style+eeze
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this is a true statement, even though the US came through with the victory
Feb 22 2010 11:29PM
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Style+eeze
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i hope you get banned.
Feb 23 2010 12:03AM
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doobiebrotha
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it's impossible.. we've already learned this!

hahaha
Feb 23 2010 12:14AM
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Jenser
Posts: 375 - Karma: 16

F U C K U S A

GO CANANDA GO

Feb 23 2010 12:16AM
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c4t_l0ver
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what USA? i couldn't hear you over my HEATH CARE BENIFITS.
Feb 23 2010 12:32AM
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tommycat
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In war of 1812 the USA burnt down the majority of york (present-day toronto) including Canada's Parliament.

and here's a full list of US WAR RESULTS (23 VICTORIES, 2 stalemates, 1 indecisive, 2 defeats)

American War of Independence = US Victory

Northwest Indian War = US Victory

Quasi War = US Victory

Barbary Wars = US Victory

Creek War = US Victory

War of 1812 = Stalemate/Status Quo Antebellum

Peoria War = US Victory

Seminole Wars = Indecisive

Black Hawk War = US Victory

Texas Revolution = Texan/US Victory

Mexican-American War = US Victory

American Civil War = US (Union) Victory

American Indian Wars = US Victory

Spanish-American War = US Victory

Philippine-American War = US Victory

World War One = Doesn't count since it had a limited participation, but fought O.K.

World War Two = US/Allied Victory (Accredited for solely defeating Japan, and to a smaller extent Germany and Italy)

Korean War = Stalemate

Bay of Pigs Invasion = US Defeat

Vietnam War = US Tactical/Military Victory, US Strategic/Political Defeat

Cambodian Campaign = US Victory

Invasion of the Dominican Republic = US Victory

Invasion of Grenada = US Victory

Invasion of Panama = US Victory

Cold War = US/NATO Victory

First Persian Gulf War/Desert Storm = US Victory

War in Somalia = US Victory

you were off by a lot... so........

Feb 23 2010 1:04AM
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A_Zuck
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did you skip all of your high school history classes? IF IT WASNT FOR THE US GETTING INVOLVED THE AXIS POWERS WOULD HAVE WON THE WAR. let alone UK would have starved to death, china wouldve gotten destroyed and raped just like in Nanjing. chances are if pearl harbor wouldnt have been bombed and the US would have stayed isolationists your country wouldve been eventually taken. so dick off asshat becasue canada isnt shit without america backing them up. / rant
but i still love canada. just not you
Feb 23 2010 1:09AM
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sim
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Can someone please post a list of the infinite things Americans have invented, just so we can all be truly reminded of its unending glory?

I've recently been in need of a reminder of just how amazing of a place it truly is because I haven't heard it lately.  Could you be so kind?

Please remind the rest of the world how indebted we are to you and how much you mean to all of us.  Can you redefine our happiness for us too?  I forgot how to be happy without your incessant belligerent presence.

I further feel the need to hear all things from your perspective, as it is consistently right and fully informed and I for one, am tired of not succeeding.  I need your careful and assuring guidance. 

America, fuck yeah!


Feb 23 2010 2:42AM
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cultrara
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Feb 23 2010 6:41AM
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A.R.
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you have a flogging molly icon. your opinion is no longer valid. dickweed.
Feb 23 2010 9:58AM
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Kirsakid
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Yes we understand USA won because your goalie stood on his head, we will see how cocky you guys are when we beat you when it actually counts.
Feb 23 2010 10:32AM
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sk1er
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Actually no, im pretty sure that was the british.
Feb 23 2010 11:23AM
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powday
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I duno about this one, I'm pretty sure we didn't "win" because that place still is and always will be fucked.
Feb 23 2010 12:04PM
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Delphi
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It was. If the British army left Canada before the War of 1812, that country would be ours. We came incredibly close to taking Canada in the War for Independence, but Quebec City proved impossible to take. Our army was wracked by disease in what proved to be an incredibly brutal late fall and winter. There was a fuckin blizzard on the night we decided to attack the city. We took Montreal easily, but we were unable to pull away with a victory at QC. Montgomery, the general in charge of the assault on Montreal, was killed at Quebec during the attack, and Benedict Arnold was hit in the leg and put out of commission. Read some stuff about Daniel Morgan at Quebec City, and during the war in general. What a true American hero/legend. Anyway, had the Brits not been in Canada in 1812, The US would be fucking huge!!!
Feb 23 2010 12:11PM
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garygohard
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USA

USA

USA!!!

Feb 23 2010 12:14PM
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Tasche
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HAHAHA read the first page and this page, people pulling out historical facts to support their Countries dominance.

Please, Are you guys serious. Its fucking lines drawn on a map, national pride is so fucking stupid. As much as you Canadians love to hate the US you would be nothing without us and visa-verse. Canadians and Americans are EXACTLY the same.
Feb 23 2010 12:32PM
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ImGoinSailin
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FUCK YES!!  and it is canadas sport, most pro hockey players per capita. so you canadians... you lost eh?

Feb 23 2010 12:37PM
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cclan
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nobody cares...
Feb 23 2010 12:46PM
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cclan
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Feb 23 2010 12:49PM
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Tasche
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Great video, Rivalry aside I love Canada and I wished more Canadians loved the US.
Feb 23 2010 12:58PM
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Morgen.
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i didn't know you could loose respect.

but you can lose respect :)

Feb 23 2010 1:43PM
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cultrara
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Feb 23 2010 3:20PM
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JahJahBinks
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DUDE HOW  MANY CANDYBARZ DO YOUZ GETZ FROM UR GOVERMENTZZ

Feb 23 2010 3:23PM
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Travapple.
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STOP FIGHTING!!!!!!! CAN'T YOU SEE YOUR'RE TEARING US APART?????????????????
Feb 23 2010 3:46PM
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hoodratz47
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every body knows that candian chicks wipe back to front and have shity pussys.. DUH!

but really i could not care.. i cannot enter the country of Canada for 2 more years.. no biggy not missing out on anything.. other than a heart attack from poutine!

Feb 23 2010 4:01PM
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LoneSkier
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Someones butt must hurt.
Feb 23 2010 4:09PM
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corona
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you're fucked up self-centred conceited idiot to say all that. those are only true to a point, i'd call maybe a quarter of them true victories. btw nam was a complete failure.
and how can you say the "American Civil War" is a victory?? it was americans vs americans so obviously americans won, but they also lost. I'd call any civil war in general a loss
Feb 23 2010 4:45PM
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Ian.Ham
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except all canadians eat is maple syrup and poutine
Feb 23 2010 4:49PM
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Tasche
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haha you are a fag.
Feb 23 2010 5:18PM
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THATS_STREET
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well boys, lets see how they they fare against those germans tonight.
Feb 23 2010 5:19PM
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