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If your skis could talk what would they say?

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SKIU4EA
Posts: 2387 - Karma: 2,072

Mine, would probably sound something like...

" When are you going to stop being such a little pussy and go hit the bigger shit?  Oh, and it wouldn't hurt to slap some wax on me once in a while." 

Feb 2 2010 6:53PM
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Sharpbrick
Posts: 133 - Karma: 20
fuck you... you have a hole in my base for the 2nd time
Mar 5 2010 8:28AM
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brian_man24
Posts: 87 - Karma: 17
Bang wit me!
Mar 5 2010 9:08AM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
Rock skis: ow. fuck. ow. why are you still using me. fuck. i don have edges. fuck. ow.

Chronic Crypons: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE rail WEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Mar 5 2010 2:44PM
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Boggnarly
Posts: 115 - Karma: 12
"i am very concerned about the political unrest in southeast asia"
Mar 5 2010 3:14PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895

you should grab me more

that tweak last night was excellent

Mar 5 2010 4:40PM
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TheHuggyBear
Posts: 1762 - Karma: 313
"You embaras me whenever you fall invfront of my friends, and yo hurt my tummy when you jib trees"
Mar 5 2010 5:50PM
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SNOWPARKCHlLE
Posts: 2047 - Karma: 6,727
"dubs are not allowed"
Mar 5 2010 5:56PM
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DJ_Pauly_D
Posts: 1043 - Karma: 42
"You suck"
Mar 5 2010 7:53PM
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skithedirt
Posts: 1759 - Karma: 382

"I love being Rockered"

"quit chipping my sidewalls"

"Why the fuck was that snowboarder in the landing?"

Mar 5 2010 8:10PM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
Lol
Mar 6 2010 12:24AM
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SweatyBallShack
Posts: 2857 - Karma: 58
Why are you following that girl. Actually more like "weeeeeeeeee! Another roller!!!"
Mar 6 2010 12:30AM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
"What the fuck is wrong with you! That hurt, asshat!"

"This is pretty steep and sketchy... you sure this is a good idea?" (notatallaclaim)
Mar 6 2010 4:46AM
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Z-Bag
Posts: 5 - Karma: 10
MORE POWDER!
Mar 6 2010 5:34AM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
wax me more than once every 2 years

sharpen my edges

take me to some powder
Mar 6 2010 4:29PM
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Keeno
Posts: 36 - Karma: 14
+k for the film reference.
Mar 6 2010 4:49PM
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assface
Posts: 4319 - Karma: 2,031
why havent you rode me in a month?, oh your shoulders broken.


fuck me
Mar 6 2010 4:58PM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,679
why the hell do you keep falling?
You know it really hurts to flex this much
Fuck, there goes another chunk of my great sidewall
Mar 6 2010 5:47PM
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SKIU4EA
Posts: 2387 - Karma: 2,072
can u backflip?
Mar 6 2010 6:13PM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535
I'll join that boat, mine is also out.
Mar 6 2010 9:50PM
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Snobnny
Posts: 26 - Karma: 5
"Why do you ski in a wedge all the time? You're killing me here! If a little kid can learn to parallel ski, why can't you? Suck it up and stop being a pussy! Lean forward and learn to parallel with me already....jeez!"
Mar 8 2010 1:32PM
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neverlookingback
Posts: 198 - Karma: 16
"do it, pussy"
or
"haha wow powders some shit sorry dude"
Mar 8 2010 1:39PM
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Sean_Mac
Posts: 46 - Karma: 10
"do I look fat?"   pow skis are sensitive about their figure
Mar 10 2010 10:02AM
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Pee_and_Ski
Posts: 1869 - Karma: 57
why do you keep doin rails
Mar 15 2010 8:15PM
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A.Eberhard
Posts: 4426 - Karma: 415
"Come on try and grab me for once!"

Mar 15 2010 9:04PM
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Snobnny
Posts: 26 - Karma: 5
They would say " I ROCK.... U SUCK!"
Mar 23 2010 7:29PM
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Andrew93
Posts: 116 - Karma: 90
Mine would say " Hey stop casing really big jumps, it hurts me so bad that i de-lamed, and then you shoved gorilla glue in my nose and duct taped it!!!!!!!
Mar 23 2010 8:05PM
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kpow
Posts: 373 - Karma: 33
yuperdoo
Mar 23 2010 8:11PM
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Snobnny
Posts: 26 - Karma: 5
bump!
Nov 25 2012 1:07PM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
"i appreciate that you like jumps more than rails."
Nov 25 2012 1:24PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
"thanks for not sliding rails so much. also, i like the swirley-doos. them are fun"
Nov 25 2012 1:47PM
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Executive.
Posts: 267 - Karma: 220
"the pain!! stop! i already have no edges, several cracks, just let me die!"
Nov 25 2012 1:52PM
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sNaubi
Posts: 1633 - Karma: 2,357
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"


nuff said
Nov 25 2012 1:52PM
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coldcuts69
Posts: 3718 - Karma: 1,890
"i fucking hate you, etc"
Nov 25 2012 2:05PM
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Ali_Dibden
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 1,688
"charge harder buddy"
Nov 25 2012 2:52PM
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kamron_708
Posts: 944 - Karma: 1,129
"Bro, take it easy!!"
Other ski:
"Easy it take, Bro!!"


1 ski mounted regular, 1 ski mounted backwards.
Nov 25 2012 4:56PM
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Stope.Neeze
Posts: 594 - Karma: 148
afterbangs
Nov 25 2012 5:20PM
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