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Mine, would probably sound something like...
" When are you going to stop being such a little pussy and go hit the bigger shit? Oh, and it wouldn't hurt to slap some wax on me once in a while."
"Never ride me switch ever again. the last time you did that you smashed us both into my cousin Oak! You're lucky we're both alive!"
I rode switch into a tree and blacked out Sunday. I broke my shoulder blade so now I'm done for the season.
"stop peeling my skin, we're not in the silence of the lamb!"
Haha that's what my friend said. It is funny, but I'm upset I had to end it like that. Definitely gonna get a lesson next year so it doesn't happen again. Unfortunately I don't remember spotting the tree or steering out of the way due to the mild concussion I got. People just told me I dropped in switch, hit a tree, flipped and crashed. But thanks for the vibes dude. I guess this is how my 5th year curse will play out....
FYI, every 5 years I seem to break a bone. Right collar bone at 7, same bone again at 12, and now left shoulder blade at 17.
watch the rocks!! no no no no no nooooo!!!
"personify us on the internet"
everyone who has powder skis can relate to this one
"WTF is wrong with you? you paid close to $700 for me, and then another $300 on bindings, and you have only used me 3 TIMES! YOU SIR ARE RETARDED!!"
Atleast thats what my Comi's would say.
"what the fuck made you think i wanted you to take me out today? I was fine just chillin in the basement, but no you asshole."
"hey stop f****ng doing nollys there braking my god d*m back, hey and about taking the razer blade to my chipped sides,.......F**k im not a mother f****ng emo!"
my skis are BA rofl
