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Im so poor, please for the love of god.

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Detective
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 59
Seriously I'm gonna be living in a box if I don't get some money. at this point I'm incredibly desperate. please buy my moguls skis. they are brand new. dynastar assault superiors. oh please god Im porr
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May 7 2002 9:25PM
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JShBattier31
Posts: 255 - Karma: 15
oh my gosh, the poor guy, I feel so bad for him. Dude, someone buy his skis, or donate food, clothes, condoms..

May 7 2002 9:28PM
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jesus041
Posts: 1551 - Karma: 42
I aint interested...but your model skis?

May 7 2002 9:28PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
may i send you money?

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'I'm not a deadbeat, low life kid that's going to be a high school dropout.' - Tanner Hall...
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May 7 2002 9:34PM
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ACLs_suck
Posts: 534 - Karma: 11
You poor guy. How do you afford booze?????
May 7 2002 9:41PM
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linkray
Posts: 289 - Karma: 10
theres got to be some way you can get money..no welfare?


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May 7 2002 9:44PM
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SkunKJiB
Posts: 805 - Karma: 10
You the man's in trouble when he's selling his skis.
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May 7 2002 9:45PM
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bagO'tricks
Posts: 304 - Karma: 11
i got a few condoms i think i can donate.



>whats na na na-na na!?
>no! its na na na-na na! its a taunt..

May 7 2002 9:45PM
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FreshCoast
Posts: 5602 - Karma: 34
I can send some can food but it will the crap that sits around and noone eats like barley mushroom corn chowder soup stuff. It probally expired too even though its in a can!
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May 7 2002 10:56PM
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freeskiCharley
Posts: 414 - Karma: 9
jon get a job... on that note, does anyone want to buy 1080moguls?... 171cm practically new. I'm poorer. (is that a word?) jon lives in whistler.
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May 7 2002 11:02PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
you can't ski, so why haven't you worked your ass off in the downtime?

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

'It's the suppression of the word that gives it the power, the violence, the viciousness' Lenny Bruce
May 7 2002 11:06PM
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LifeJacket
Posts: 2660 - Karma: 28
I'm the poorest... I've just descovered the Whistler food bank... God Bless...

My income right now is about a $2 bucks a day...
From all the bottles i refund 2 get deposits.

King Can of CREST 10%... baby





'... but whatever the leaders of our sport are crack addicts so who knows whats gonna happen.'

-Schwags
May 7 2002 11:08PM
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Dirty
Posts: 679 - Karma: 12
shut up reedy, just steal skis from turpins bitch ass and sell them!!!

haha, fo sheezy

peace dmb
'what the fuck you mean is he fuckin dead? the nigga layin there wid all types of fuckin blood comin out his head'
May 7 2002 11:59PM
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Stinkyprimo
Posts: 976 - Karma: 10
I feel sorry for you.. tell you what I'm willing to donate to you my purple skis... they're my most prized posestion and you may have them


~Join the Brooke fan club today!!!~

*Proud Resident of the Dirty Part of Surrey*
May 8 2002 12:07AM
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Digital_Dave
Posts: 1557 - Karma: 21
Sell your body, or your seed. That's always good for a couple bucks, even if you're ugly.

Hey, it worked for your mom.
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'Skiing is not a hobby, it's a lifestyle.'
May 8 2002 1:31AM
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Big_Willy
Posts: 2865 - Karma: 6
You live in whistler, dont complain.



'Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.' -Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989
May 8 2002 2:12AM
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emilypotterskis
Posts: 1255 - Karma: 10
hahahha jon

man i think the only thing you can turn to is prostitution now
good times when you're not wearing underpants

'We must tie all these desperate impressions together.' - Jim Morrison
May 8 2002 7:25AM
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SkunKJiB
Posts: 805 - Karma: 10
Yeah, I'm willing to be poor to live in Whistler. But really, I feel bad for you. To make money, just sell your body. Work the street corners. Learn what a 'Cleveland Steamer' is.
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May 8 2002 7:51AM
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woodencrate83
Posts: 390 - Karma: 9
HAHAHAHA cleveland steamer... good stuff... ii love how everyone one of those involves the 'donkey punch'
May 8 2002 12:37PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
i don't like the prostitutes in whistler... they kick you out of thier condo and don't even give you some shoes or tell you how to get home... damn them.

you could sing x-mas carols and play the spoons for quarters... or just become a drug dealer and sell your pot instead of somkin' it...

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness
May 8 2002 12:40PM
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Detective
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 59
haha seriously you guys are the sheeznit. And to top it all off I got a virus and now I can only log on to newschoolers at school. friggin crap. by the way if you get a page asking if you wanna upgrade interenet explorer, DONT!

I'm going to sell my body (among other things) andwhen dustin gets here we are gonna get a job somewhere. but damn it there has to be someone left that skis moguls.
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'That's Nice. That's a nice penis. Hey guys come take a look at the size of this guy's penis.' Some dude to Corey G while urinating behind a Dominos.

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May 8 2002 1:35PM
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fakiedropdude
Posts: 1108 - Karma: 1
is that tom morello in your icon?
May 8 2002 2:48PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
Man, one of my friends asked me one night if I wanted a job......If i knew that he was bi, I wouldn't have said sure.....god, and we were at my cottage, the next night was a long one, spent with eyes open and ass cheeks clenched..damn, so the moral of this story is...If a guy asks you if you want a job, bust his face open on a curb and piss on his mother.



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May 8 2002 2:51PM
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gordo
Posts: 1323 - Karma: 31
what size? if they are my size ill buy them. how much?


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May 8 2002 6:45PM
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NeilTurener
Posts: 242 - Karma: 11
How do u have internet?
May 8 2002 9:07PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10887 - Karma: 2,165
hey charley,

how much you want for the 1080 moguls? in CDN funds




SKI SPECTACULAR TALISMAN MTN. RESORT
May 8 2002 9:24PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
you live in whistler? forget me sending you money. i dont have any anyways,
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May 8 2002 9:29PM
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1080chick
Posts: 1315 - Karma: 10
that sux for you...i would send you money but....no
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May 8 2002 10:40PM
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tremblantripper
Posts: 1501 - Karma: 18
sorry to hear dude, no worries things will get better

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May 8 2002 10:51PM
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sonya
Posts: 289 - Karma: 8
guess no sex for you. ha jk
May 8 2002 11:01PM
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skiordie
Posts: 807 - Karma: 11
i can paypal u some monopoly money if u want. but right... u need to have a credit card to register with paypal.

sorry dude, better luck next time.
Fear is the mind killer!
May 9 2002 12:35AM
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--J()nes--
Posts: 1049 - Karma: 23
what tha fucks the internet




feelin' all right...
May 9 2002 1:08AM
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freeskiCharley
Posts: 414 - Karma: 9
PIPE MUNKY, umm... $700CAD... with bindings: salomon T9 or something? I can check if ya want.
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May 9 2002 1:25AM
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Digital_Dave
Posts: 1557 - Karma: 21
Neil... Good point. How does he have the internet, and a computer for that fact??!!

Sell you're body.

Postin' Drunk.


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'Skiing is not a hobby, it's a lifestyle.'
May 9 2002 2:08AM
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Canadian_kicker
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 13
jon ahah your not poor you got your dad to pay for things.. and yeah darryl made a good point. while your injured go get a job
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May 9 2002 1:03PM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22671 - Karma: 75,830
You live in whistler with no job?

that's crazy...


Why can't we all just get along?
May 9 2002 1:56PM
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Detective
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 59
I dont live with my dad.

and don't buy the 1080 moguls, they suck compared to the assault superiors.

I'll sell mine for whatever you wanna give me (within reason) size 185 and 180. I have three pairs of 185 and one pair of 180's.
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'That's Nice. That's a nice penis. Hey guys come take a look at the size of this guy's penis.' Some dude to Corey G while urinating behind a Dominos.

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http://www.jibculture.com
May 9 2002 5:34PM
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freeskiCharley
Posts: 414 - Karma: 9
bite me jon. he wants the 1080s.
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May 9 2002 7:49PM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
get a sponsor...or sell your cloths...
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May 9 2002 9:49PM
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freeskiCharley
Posts: 414 - Karma: 9
yea jon, jeez. why don't you just get a sponsor
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May 9 2002 11:20PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
ya, like seriously...

you could always just sleep on the benches in the village... ask Will Bray (Wintrwill) how it is

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness

'I gotta keep my liver occupied, I don't want it to not get any excersise' Dave Pauls on why he drinks all the time
May 10 2002 12:37AM
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Digital_Dave
Posts: 1557 - Karma: 21
Sleep in some chick's condo. That works.

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'Skiing is not a hobby, it's a lifestyle.'
May 10 2002 1:07AM
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ESB
Posts: 9273 - Karma: 10,647
Reedy, get on the phone with Dynastar and tell them you want 10 grand a year or you are finished with them. Then when your sponsorship is pulled, tell me so I can laugh.

'Cure blindness with a whore's spittle.' -Jim Morrison
May 10 2002 5:44PM
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castlerock
Posts: 1096 - Karma: 11
hey detective, iv got a good, quick money making scheme for you: sell your body to fat chicks

~Chris

You know something that would really make me applaud? A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out, riding on water skis. How do they do that?
May 10 2002 8:36PM
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castlerock
Posts: 1096 - Karma: 11
what........ fat chicks need love too

~Chris

You know something that would really make me applaud? A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out, riding on water skis. How do they do that?
May 10 2002 8:36PM
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castlerock
Posts: 1096 - Karma: 11
.....but they gotta pay!

~Chris

You know something that would really make me applaud? A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out, riding on water skis. How do they do that?
May 10 2002 8:37PM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
yeah fat chicks dude

or you could save your money and buy a lot of weed and sell that. im geting a 1/4 for $75 and selling it all to make some money. if youve seen that show on mtv, you saw how much money you can make doing that.
skiing in fun

if canadian bacon is ham, then what is bacon?
May 10 2002 10:00PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
yeah fat chicks... more cushin for the pushin....

$1080PLP$: 'i just love canadian boys.. ' but really it was Brooke.
May 10 2002 10:01PM
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Detective
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 59
by the way, 75 bucks for a 1/4 is rediculous. its mo like 50 round these parts. Things are about to get better. would be much easier if my skis would sell but meh. Since I'm crippled for the summer I'm gonna get a couple jobs once dustin gets out here on tuesday. it'll be all good again;/
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'That's Nice. That's a nice penis. Hey guys come take a look at the size of this guy's penis.' Some dude to Corey G while urinating behind a Dominos.

Blazed

http://www.jibculture.com
May 10 2002 10:13PM
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Digital_Dave
Posts: 1557 - Karma: 21
It's all about the pyramid schemes, ha.

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May 10 2002 10:29PM
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