these people are totally serious and crazy. everyone please join and argue with these people because it is too much fun to read these.
If you aren't convinced, read this quote and you will be intrigued...
"I remember one time when my dear departed husband was alive.
There was a loud scream from the Bathroom.
My poor husband had somehow slipped on some soap in the shower, and
fell backwards on to one of these Demonic Cucumbers (which just
happened to be pointing upright).
It took a team of Surgeons quite some time to remove it.
We never had Cucumber sandwiches again, after that day.
I think he re-lived it several times."