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Venezuelan President Says US Caused Haiti Earthquake

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Brenone
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Hugo Chavez thinks the US tries to play the role of God:

Jan 21 2010 10:25PM
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.KYLE.
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I think it was actually too many fat people in Florida caused a fracture in the earth to form, which then pwned Haiti.
Jan 21 2010 10:26PM
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AgentOrange11
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shit was lazed
Jan 21 2010 10:27PM
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fillup
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And thats why every american citizen got the fuck out of venezuela.
Jan 21 2010 10:27PM
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Delphi
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I KNEW IT ALL ALONG. God damn US Navy with their earthquake inducing depth charges...Seriously, how fucking backasswards is this complete lunatic? Get him out of power, what a douchenozzle.
Jan 21 2010 10:28PM
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Delphi
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I KNEW IT ALL ALONG. God damn US Navy with their earthquake inducing depth charges...Seriously, how fucking backasswards is this complete lunatic? what a douchenozzle.
Jan 21 2010 10:29PM
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ho_chi_minh
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Jan 21 2010 10:29PM
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Hermondo
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awesome
Jan 21 2010 10:30PM
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Delphi
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Dubble post fail. Wtf is this spambuster shit, I waited 2 minutes before posting and it sent it twice. fuck the boshit.
Jan 21 2010 10:32PM
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Delphi
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Fox has actually had really great coverage, I was impressed. They have been drumming up a shit ton of financial support from their viewers to send down there.
Jan 21 2010 10:36PM
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benk
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we need to apply this technique to cut the risk of avalanche danger
Jan 21 2010 10:38PM
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Uah
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He who smealt it dealt it
Jan 21 2010 10:43PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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I guess we should just have Obama bow to him to solve that problem. Always the best policy when it comes to foreign affairs.
Jan 21 2010 10:44PM
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Delphi
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he should be bowing to his employers...US. Instead, the country is bowing down so he can continue to ram us in the ass. no lube either.
Jan 21 2010 10:47PM
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skiierman
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yea and the US also invested millions into the research of a gay bomb that would turn the enemies into homos so they would fuck each other instead of fighting.

theres so much BS stuff that has been researched and to say that it exists? thats a whole other thing.
Jan 21 2010 10:56PM
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GILLSKI
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Im pretty sure the quake was just the aftershock of the blast from blowing up chads gap.
Jan 21 2010 11:08PM
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OhMyBosh
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You can't be so sttupid as to actually believe that the US could have caused the Haiti earthquake? I just saw you make a perfectly intelligent post about American Idol a few moments ago...



Jan 21 2010 11:11PM
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shragler
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Danny Glover said- Global warming caused it. SO thats what I think!!!
Jan 21 2010 11:14PM
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Calb3rt
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its actually not as farfetched as all of you think. do some research into the HARRP program and you will understand how plausible it actually is. Niko Tesla was a brilliant scientist and an even more responsible human being. when he realized that the military was trying to use his inventions for war instead of peace he put a stop to his work.
Jan 21 2010 11:23PM
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skiierman
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engaging means testing. doesn't mean it really works. i engaged in picking up some pussy over xmas break but it doesnt mean i actually got laid.
Jan 21 2010 11:24PM
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casimiro
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This just shows that we have power to manipulate sound waves for multiple applications. I have no opinion on the Haiti situation, but this thing can be used to trigger avalanches, military purposes and complete rocking and 2 years ago the audio world watched as it was developed.
Jan 21 2010 11:29PM
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skiierman
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that was the gayest fuckin video ever...
Jan 21 2010 11:35PM
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BdoubleU
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hahahaha yeah pretty much
Jan 21 2010 11:45PM
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OhMyBosh
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I will concede that we could maybe perhaps have the potential ability to cause an earthquake, however, i think it is still highly fucking unlikely, and just because someone whose job is to fear-monger implies that we have the ability to cause earthquakes doesnt make it that credible.

I'd like to see some sort of science to back up this idea also.
Jan 21 2010 11:49PM
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Chickendodo
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I hope you're not insinuating what I think you're insinuating, because if so, you are extremely ignorant.
Jan 21 2010 11:50PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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Well i dont know what country your from but here in America we have something called a joke. I can give you the definition if you want?

Also what did you think I was Insinuating?
Jan 21 2010 11:57PM
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skiierman
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your definition proves my point you jackass. actually it doesnt show anything but showing great attention to... jesus. and if anything is said by the someone as high up as the dept. of defense, its not going to liberate any confidential activity as incredible as creating earthquakes. you're reading way to hard into this but thats cool if youre a conspiracy theorist. oh by the way, we've already done climate control, but thats on a whole other level than creating earthquakes by manipulating tectonic plates or using BIG sub woofers. fucking idiots...
Jan 22 2010 12:10AM
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skiminnesota
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Hugo needs to...........

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and i mean earth. haha



i suppose our sending hundreds of millions of dollars, and all the military aid is all just a ploy too.
Jan 22 2010 12:13AM
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casimiro
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This idea of using a sub as a weapon has been around for some time as well as high frequency direct wave weapons. I thought it was an interesting tie into the idea that we can use controlled sound waves in avalanche control and science to manipulate our environments as weapons. I never said it was used for this Haiti conspiracy. I  thought it was cool. I am an audio nerd as well as a skier. I guess someone should say "skierman strikes again" or something like that about now.
Jan 22 2010 12:19AM
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Calb3rt
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not to sound like a conspiracy theorist or anything but, yes. it makes us look good for lending a helping hand. not to mention all the aid that is coming from other countries. if i were to test some sort of thing capable of creating earthquakes i would prefer to test it on a 3rd world country that would receive plenty of aid, including from me to make it look i had nothing to do with it at all. i personally think that it is plausible, to each his own though...
Jan 22 2010 12:26AM
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OhMyBosh
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I'm gnna go ahead and assume that we probably can't make earthquakes and/or volcanoes happen whenever we want...
I'd like to see some evidence to support it. I know it is "plausible," however, theres a shitload of fucking conspiracy theories that are "plausible" but really have nothing to back them up. I just think this whole idea seems incredibly far-fetched, and without anything more than one quote to back it up, i think you are going a bit to far in your vehement defence of it.


Also, you'd think if it was a super top secret idea, the guy in charge wouldnt be fucking talking about it???
Jan 22 2010 1:37AM
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geteducated
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all i'm gonna say is HAARP
Jan 22 2010 1:43AM
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An10a_Eng
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i just read an article talking about why fox news is #1, regardless of politics but based on their line up and shit. plus they are the least biased
Jan 22 2010 9:59AM
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Skierguy1234
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I was waiting for Fox to blame it on the democrats
Jan 22 2010 10:17AM
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Gorilla.Steeze
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wow, chavez is an idiot.
Jan 22 2010 10:25AM
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Skierguy1234
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maybe my sarcasm meter is broken, but did you just say that fox is the least biased news source?
Jan 22 2010 10:26AM
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Gorilla.Steeze
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lets be honest here, they are all biased. fox, cnn, msnbc etc. they all suck
Jan 22 2010 10:28AM
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I_Am_Mod
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CLAIM: !! weapons can actually induce earthquakes !!!

background info: earthquakes happen through a "stick-slip" mechanism.
two tectonic plates move along eachother and tension between the plates builds up.
when a critical amount of tension (stick) is built up the plates will suddenly "slip" loose and cause an earthquake...
So the earthquake could've actually been triggered by the us navy, but then the question rises; if the navy hadn't launched some sort of bomb, tension would've still been rising and the resulting earthquake would've been even more powerfull...

So either way; the navy didn't do anything at all and chaves is a ffin moron (most likely)
or the navy did do some weapons test and triggered the earthquake, but thereby possibly saved a shit load of lives because if they didn't set it off now, the resulting quake would've been even more deadly ...



so far my 2cents on this jibberjabber.....
Jan 22 2010 10:33AM
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jibbpeter
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THIS
Jan 22 2010 10:33AM
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rockjumper
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ya, well you made a perfectly intellligent post about how your weed is laced.

22.More creative and shit?
Jan 22 2010 10:39AM
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I_Am_Mod
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^^anyhow, in regards to my prior post; the haitian earthquake could've never been triggered by any sort of bomb since it was a very large and deep quake; only superficial quakes and small quakes can be triggered by explosions...

also the energy produced by even the largest a-bomb come nowhere near the amount of stress on a tectonic plates fault zone; setting of a deep quake of this magnitude with a bomb would be as if you're trying to pry a safe open with a toothpick...
Jan 22 2010 10:41AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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i drunk, when i fall over i cause earth\quakes
Jan 22 2010 11:28AM
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njwa88
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outrageous.
Jan 22 2010 11:53AM
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Dbouch
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Yeah but but claiming Fox is the least biased is like taking a hooker and saying she has the least amount of STDs so its Ok. TV news is the worst.
Jan 22 2010 3:11PM
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nickyp
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Yo, Hugo, pics, or it didn't happen.
Jan 22 2010 3:20PM
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PacificRimJob
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He watched the movie "the core" too many times...



it's so real.




Jan 22 2010 3:24PM
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Dustin.
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Haha, Chavez is actually telling his people that's our way of peacefully infiltrating Haiti.
Jan 22 2010 3:34PM
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bermbuster49
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hahah the obama picture is so great
Jan 22 2010 3:39PM
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breezepig
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HAARP system somebody wikipedia that shit, I dont care how crazy Jesse Ventura sounds its just cuz hes too wrapped up in it but the mother fucker has got it right.
Jan 22 2010 3:42PM
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Half-Blood
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And the government is trying to drown Southern California right now..
Jan 22 2010 3:57PM
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