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I might have a Testicular Cancer

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s.g.
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 OK,so my left testicle is bigger than right for a longer time(more than a 1.5 year)and its not small ,but i never really tought it could be a cancer untill now.I also have lumps on my testical...im 15 and im fucking scared right now,dont know what to do and who to tell..PLEASE ANY HELP!
Jan 20 2010 1:14PM
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notomatoplz
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see a doctor
Jan 20 2010 1:16PM
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Delphi
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see a urologist /thread. when it comes to your nuts, don't listen to anyone but a professional. They are far too important to leave up to NS.
Jan 20 2010 1:16PM
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.frenchy
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Jan 20 2010 1:17PM
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s.g.
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my mom is a doctor,and im fucking sure that i have it...have all the simptoms
Jan 20 2010 1:18PM
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AdolfShitler
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then get the fuck off your ass and go to the clinic or some shit. you shouldnt have left it so long to ask someone
Jan 20 2010 1:19PM
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Crossfade
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don't show your nuts to your mom lol, scarred for life...
Jan 20 2010 1:20PM
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DYFI
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Chances are you just need a varicocele, it's an easy procedure and not cancer.
Jan 20 2010 1:20PM
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freestyler540
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Dont be afraid of a doctor to take a look at your balls
Jan 20 2010 1:25PM
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OhMyBosh
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You're a fucking idiot. Everyone has one ball a bit bigger than the other one, and the "lumps" are just whatever the fuck your balls are made out of, they're not symmetrical.
Jan 20 2010 1:34PM
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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137

Fuck off. The kid has a genuine concern. While its probably not sack cancer, it still could be.

Then again, was your "concern" genuine when you posted a thread about how your weed was "laced"?

Jan 20 2010 1:36PM
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ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
how do you know everyone has one bigger than the other, a lot of extensive research in the field??
Jan 20 2010 1:37PM
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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137
no, its true. Check your own/look it up
Jan 20 2010 1:39PM
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ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
can you just play along, like why you gotta shit on my fun parade
Jan 20 2010 1:40PM
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doobiebrotha
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coming from the kid who made the "OMG I THINK MY WEED IS LACED" thread...


your the real fucking idiot buddy



i too would be concerned about my balls if something seemed weird
Jan 20 2010 1:43PM
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sereguy
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More then likely you don't bro, just chill and go see a docter. did you know girls can have all the symptoms of being pregnant by being paranoid about it? the mind is a powerful thing. best thing to do is get checked out, and i'll bet its nothing.
Jan 20 2010 1:45PM
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Malcolm
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yeah go see a doctor
Jan 20 2010 1:52PM
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OhMyBosh
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i made a retarded thread when i was high and everyone hates on me (deservedly so), and then this kid makes a retarded thread whilst not high and i hate on him because he is a fucking idiot.

he doesnt have testicular cancer, im giving him good fucking news.
Jan 20 2010 1:55PM
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doobiebrotha
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dude u made a thread about ur weed being laced....
Jan 20 2010 2:06PM
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wasatch_rat
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don't listen to this motherfucker. cancer is no fucking joke, if your mom is a doctor, then talk to her, and then she'll take you to a specialist. ++vibes kid, the earlier its detected the better, so don't wait around
Jan 20 2010 2:10PM
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dbricknasty
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+ vibes man. definitely get that checked out sooner rather than later. cancer is nothing to fuck around with.
Jan 20 2010 2:14PM
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-+Siver+-
Posts: 1902 - Karma: 12
Are you a doctor, no. Have you seen this kids balls, i hope not. Therefore, you should not be telling this kid if he has testicular cancer or not. To the OP go see a doctor even if it is nothing it is just one less thing to worry about, and if it is i wish you the best.
Jan 20 2010 2:16PM
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wasatch_rat
Posts: 1771 - Karma: 2,937
sorry for the double post, but seriously what bad could come from going to a doctor? best case scenario you have a slightly awkward doctors appointment that leads to the biggest sigh of relief ever. and if your not so lucky, then the doctor tells you its a good thing you came early so they can start treatment.

my call, you probably don't have cancer. but if you have a doctor in the house, and insurance, then get someone to examine your nads. this isn't something to take lightly
Jan 20 2010 2:17PM
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Spinoza
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go to a doctor go to a doctor go to a doctor
Jan 20 2010 2:18PM
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Brock.
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im the same age as you and my balls are different sizes for sure, but i dont have these "lumps"
if you are really worried than just tell your perents and get it looked at by a doctor or something.
Jan 20 2010 2:41PM
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s.g.
Posts: 355 - Karma: 11

I only wish you are right,but if i would show you my balls you would run away...left one is twice as big as the other one and lumps are all over...in fact,only 1/3 of it actually looks like an elipse.

And yeah Ii just went to see a doctor,its not a cancer,but is a thing ,that I think someone of you mentioned in previous posts,and I  have to go on a surgery in summer,luckily not on the actual balls but above them.
thank you.
Jan 20 2010 2:42PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
2 things
GO SEE A DOCTOR
and don't stand in front of the microwave.

Why do people go on NSer before they go to the doctor?
Jan 20 2010 2:46PM
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h_bar
Posts: 1611 - Karma: 506
i went to the doctor once for that same matter, they sent me to the hospital to check if there were something wrong. turned out my balls where 100% healthy. such a relief that the babymakers were okey since im going to get kids when im older.
Jan 20 2010 2:46PM
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superpoluha
Posts: 1986 - Karma: 10
ask the nser by the name of ladysaga she goes through a lot of balls a day



on a serious note, please follow up with us, and ++++vibes broski
Jan 20 2010 2:48PM
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soulskier
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♫oh i'm half the man i used to be♫
Jan 20 2010 2:53PM
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Mr.Panda
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Billy Joel?
Jan 20 2010 2:56PM
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STAUSS
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your prolly fine.  although dr newschoolers is not a valid source of info, so go to a hospital. 
Jan 20 2010 2:58PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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"Yesterday..."
Jan 20 2010 3:25PM
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JahJahBinks
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This is why your karma is lower than your post count
Jan 20 2010 3:26PM
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Dustin.
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Are you fucking kidding me....NS is your source for possible life altering information?  Go to a doctor and ask him to look at your brain too.
Jan 20 2010 3:36PM
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OhMyBosh
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oh no!
Jan 20 2010 3:38PM
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Calb3rt
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Jan 20 2010 3:41PM
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Mr.Panda
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Why the shit did I think that was Billy Joel.... grrr....
Jan 20 2010 4:03PM
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theabortionator
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Def go get it checked out.

Watch out for this guy though Click for larger image
Jan 20 2010 4:18PM
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jason...
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Your testicles are laced.
Jan 20 2010 6:44PM
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TheQuailman
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Everyone has different size nuts

the lumps are probably not cancerous.  If they get smaller/larger and/or a little squishy then its not cancer either.  Your probably feeling your epididemis anyway.

I'm pretty sure that the AMA no longer suggests men do self-checks for testicular cancer until your like 50 because SO many men think they have cancer when they don't.  And I think you said your 15.  I'm pretty sure your not old enough to be in the critical range.

Disclaimer: I'm not a doctor, I have no medical knowledge.  I suggest you look around online cause its probably not cancer.

Jan 20 2010 6:47PM
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uni-corn
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Quit playin with your balls so much man.


Also, that sucks balls................................
(pun intended)
Jan 20 2010 6:47PM
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pounds.
Posts: 837 - Karma: 55
dude... i had the exact same thing like 5 years ago... 1 nut was noticeably bigger and there were lumps. i just had a hernia and vericose cele. surgery fixes it like it was never there and your nuts dont even hurt afterwards.
Jan 20 2010 6:59PM
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p-fo
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^^ shit that sounds bad. remember it IS normal for one nut to be bigger and/or hang lower...
Jan 20 2010 7:03PM
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pounds.
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haha not bad at all... 8% of guys get a hernia and it doesnt even hurt unless you let it get to big... and the vericose cele was just like and enlarge vein or some shit... i dont remember. but its not like they cut right into your ball sack... they made the incision like above my pelvis.
Jan 20 2010 7:08PM
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-Mugatu
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she might smell your dick and notice you've had sex.

On a serious note, If you had ANY doubts about having cancer, making a thread on a skiing website should have been the last thing you should have thought about. Im not hating on you, I just really really think that you should see a doctor if you have the slightest thought that you have it.
Jan 20 2010 7:08PM
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Kevski
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Look up vericocele. It's possible that's what you have. Then go to a doc and get it checked out. You'll probably get an ultrasound. Nothing wrong with getting a nurse to cover your balls in warm goo for a couple minutes.

I actually made a thread on something like this last year and I was fucking scared too. Turned out to be a cyst and I still have it. It just chills there and it's no big deal.

Good luck man.
Jan 20 2010 7:11PM
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Been.stick
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scared?
go to church
Jan 20 2010 7:13PM
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lahnabonny
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oh sure, tryin to play it off all cool now cause you still get made fun of for it....
Jan 20 2010 7:15PM
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jibjunkie
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a varicocelle isnt a procedure it is a condition where you have a an abnormal sized vein on your scrotum. they can feel for these during your physical it can mean cancer but most likely not. my doc thought i had one so i saw a urologist. yes a man felt up my balls for like a minute. was it worth it?yes i know i dont have cancer.
Jan 20 2010 7:19PM
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Zump.
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and you would know this how? you've been a member since the 7th of this month.

that thread was a long time before you...don't pretend that you know about threads you've never seen. your not cool just because steezpowtrees mentioned a thread about laced pot and your using it to trash ohmybosh

Jan 20 2010 7:30PM
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