My teacher was trying to explain to us the basic plot of Romeo and Juliet. Here's how the conversation went:
Teacher: 'Class, Romeo and Juliet is a play about sex.'
Deanna: 'I thought that it was about true love?'
Teacher: 'Are you crazy? The first thing Romeo thought when he saw Juliet wasn't 'I love her', it was 'Man, that girl is hot. I want to nail her'. Romeo was a player.'
It was hilarious!!! I almost died laughing!!! My teacher is 40 something, and hearing her say 'Man, that girl is hot. I want to nail her'.
Anyone else have some stories about their teachers?
'Bob gets drunk in a park alone and gets arrested for getting in a fight with a group of teenage girls.'