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Ever play the jersey shore drinking game?

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NataliePortman
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shit gets you drunnnnkkkkk


Make sure you have lots of drinks available to you and your friends and everyone has to take a drink when:

  • Someone uses the word 'guido' or 'guidette'
  • If anyone, especially Vinny, fist bumps
  • If a guy has no shirt on
  • If a girl is wearing a bikini top
  • If Pauley talks about, uses hair gel or fixes his hair
  • Mike refers to himself as 'The Situation'
  • There is a fight (the one at the nightclub in episode 2 would have been a prime example)
  • Someone talks about being 'classy' or describes someone else as 'not classy'
  • Anyone wears Ed Hardy
Jan 19 2010 3:49PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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To put a slight twist on the game, you can just drink every time there's a person on the screen.
Jan 19 2010 3:51PM
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BootySpunk.
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That just seems like you would be drinking constantly for an hour...
Jan 19 2010 3:51PM
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Jodi
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I saw this on The Aftershow and I think I would be drunk in the fist 30 seconds of the show.
Jan 19 2010 3:52PM
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Elg
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ahahah i'm gonna try that whenever that show airs in norway! from what i've heard about it, those rules would get you pretty fucked up!
Jan 19 2010 3:53PM
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RudyGarmisch
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I dont even think being piss ass drunk would make that show enjoyable to watch.
Jan 19 2010 3:53PM
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MattWeiss
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this
Jan 19 2010 3:55PM
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OhMyBosh
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You could be a little bit more creative, seeing as you would never not be drinking...
Jan 19 2010 4:05PM
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LMPJibbin
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mike calling himself "the situation" happens every 5 minutes. you can pretty much run the game on that bullet point alone....
Jan 19 2010 4:08PM
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geteducated
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i disagree
Jan 19 2010 4:11PM
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theabortionator
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No way. I hate these kind of shows. For some reason this is so great. They put all of nj greatest in a shore house for the summer. I mean so much win.


Jan 19 2010 4:11PM
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lloyd_christmas
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that's not true.  even if you don't normally like trash TV.

 i'm not above Jersey Shore in any way shape or form.  there's bad TV, and then there's bad TV that's so entertaining and ridiculous that there's no reason to not watch it or at least admit its entertainment value even if you particularly don't support it..  this is the latter.
Jan 19 2010 4:23PM
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Peter.
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what an awful show
Jan 19 2010 4:24PM
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hellomynameisjef
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you take that back right now
Jan 19 2010 4:26PM
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I_Am_Mod
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You should play THUNDERSTRUCK !!

sit in a circle with some friends and a shitload of booze.
put on the song "Thunderstruck by ACDC"
(kindly provided to you guys by "myself")


whenever the word thunder is said the next person has to drink.
guaranteed you're all drunk as fuck by the end of the song !

+it gets extra challlenging towards the end when you're already drunk and start getting trouble following with filling up the glasses...

(obviously smaller groups = harder. Groups around 5 ppl are best and the funniest)
Jan 19 2010 4:28PM
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The_Cube
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take it back before i cut yo ass
Jan 19 2010 4:29PM
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Peter.
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no sir. i will give it to you that it's funny somewhat just based on how stupid the people in it are
Jan 19 2010 4:35PM
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BootySpunk.
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My uncle's friends play that when we go boating and they get soo waster. By the end of the song they all are screaming THUNDERRRR at the top of their lungs until on of them passes out on the bow of the boat.

Pretty damn funny.
Jan 19 2010 5:32PM
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LS.
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you would have alcohol posioning before the intro were they say all their names is over
Jan 20 2010 1:27PM
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AdolfShitler
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you sir are correct. fucking jersey shore is so stupid. i dont even get the point.. what is it about??
Jan 20 2010 1:37PM
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fireballin
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very true. I find it quite entertaining
Jan 20 2010 5:30PM
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chapz
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i prefer roxanne
Jan 20 2010 5:39PM
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TheQuailman
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I've played it

we took sips of beer everytime one of those things happened.  He called himself the situation a lot and there were a lot of times they had their shirts off

it wasn't really that fun

Jan 20 2010 6:41PM
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naturday
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Anyone that sits around watching jersey shore at a party is a very sad person that should not be allowed at any party ever. It is the most retarded show and it makes me weep for humanity. play any other drinking game, any game is better then this one 

Jan 20 2010 7:02PM
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gstaff
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thats what im thinkin
Jan 20 2010 7:06PM
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R-B-B
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it wasnt really that fun for you because you took sips of beer, take a swig of beer and you will probably have more fun
Jan 20 2010 7:13PM
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aquinn
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you would never drink tho.. there are no ACTUAL people in that show. just wax dolls
Jan 20 2010 7:36PM
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jeremy.g
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you would definitely die of alcohol poisoning in a really short amount of time
Jan 20 2010 7:42PM
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appa
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lol
Jan 20 2010 7:54PM
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Malcolm
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that sounds like fun
Jan 20 2010 7:58PM
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Master_Debater
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does anyone else think snooki is hot?
Feb 2 2010 7:53PM
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feihlination
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i have a better one, its very complicated though

1.) you have to rent the DVD of the first part of lord of the rings. you could also buy the shit or dL from tha interwebz. then you go to your neighbours house and ask whether they got the second part, or you could rent it somewhere else. buying the DVD is also a possibility, heck even downloading it somewhere, maybe on a torrent-site or whatever. the most important thing is to make these two parts available. the third part is better to have (just to be on the safe side of things), you can proceed in the same way as in the first two cases. yeah, its very important to check at first if you have the movies already at hand, then you dont have to get them elsewhere. so browse through all drawers in your house and look for dvds, svcds, illegal-shit-harddisks and even floppys (a LOT of them).

2. drink whenever the word "ring" is mentioned.



if i remember correctly, i was blacked out after 20 minutes or so into the first part. at first, there is this poem with like 10,000 "rings", then there are conversations like "find the ring"- "what ring?"- "the ring of blablabla". so if youre still alive after all three parts, youre my hero
Feb 2 2010 8:14PM
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TheQuailman
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nah it wasnt fun till some girls came over and we stopped playing and starting having fun
Feb 2 2010 8:16PM
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apcaipse
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LMFAO drinking game: Do a shot every time they say shots. Guaranteed to get you shit faced in less then 30 seconds.
Feb 2 2010 8:21PM
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