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What to do when stuck at an airport?

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B.Aussie
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First off I searched barred and didn't find much.

We all come to a point sometime when we're stuck at the aiport and it's quite boring, so what are some things you guys do to pass the time?

I came across this website: http://ezinearticles.com/?Layover-Delays,-Stuck-In-The-Airport?-10-Tips-To-Make-Time-Fly&id=701185
But it's kind of lame.
I'm stuck in Seatlle after an 8 hour delay and now a cancelled flight. Anything to do is much appreciated haha.

Jan 18 2010 11:02PM
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General_Ripper
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Make the sea level club
Jan 18 2010 11:03PM
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Scott29~
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 62
Seattle? Well you could have sex with me in the bathroom. Be right there, no need to tell me which gate you are at, ill find you~
Jan 18 2010 11:06PM
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geteducated
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bomb threats i suppose.
Jan 18 2010 11:08PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431
well if you have internet just rip up some gnarshmallow. or search for random facts on google
Jan 18 2010 11:08PM
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RevealingSkirt
Posts: 528 - Karma: 62
do some x and have a sweet rave in the airport
Jan 18 2010 11:09PM
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skiminnesota
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rock out on your ipod.

read a book.

sleep.

i like to watch the airplanes and all the ground operations outside. but that might just be me.
Jan 18 2010 11:11PM
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MidWestGaper
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you could steal stuff from the little stores inside the terminal, masturbate, fuck with people, get drunk, ect...
or you can just do the usual when in an airport: sleep, eat, read, or listen to your ipod

Jan 18 2010 11:19PM
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seemeski
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Play around on wheel chairs, there goes an hour.
Jan 18 2010 11:24PM
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fosnow333
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actually have done that.......veryyyyy fun. and time consuming......just dont get caught. :)
Jan 18 2010 11:29PM
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Cortez
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pretend you're a terrorist
Jan 18 2010 11:39PM
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Elijah.
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Wheelchair races for DAYS.
Jan 18 2010 11:40PM
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Shredneck
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masturbate
Jan 18 2010 11:42PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
yell BOMB as loud as you can
Jan 18 2010 11:45PM
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lawlz.
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tell people it's your birthday and get them to buy you drinks
Jan 18 2010 11:49PM
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ride_on
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for some reason the internet is more boring in an airport, so i tend to listen to music and eat whatever i can get my hands on

Jan 19 2010 12:09AM
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steveys
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Do not take illegal drugs into a airport.  You can easily find yourself spending the next 2-4 years in federal prison.

You could always get out of the airport and check out Seattle.  Maybe a 12 year old virgin can talk a 16 year old friend with a car to show the 3 of you the sites of seattle.

Jan 19 2010 6:40AM
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MikeWalsh
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Is it just me that any food you eat in an airport tastes really bad... even if its something youd normally like?

Music and book + day dream of skiing
Jan 19 2010 7:23AM
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aquinn
Posts: 824 - Karma: 217
no russian
Jan 19 2010 7:33AM
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.Asain-Skiier
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sleep
stare at people.
Jan 19 2010 7:45AM
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Laurent.
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Use your charisma to let an business man take you with him to an KLM lounge, if he has a KLM card he can get you in for 40 euros.

Free liqour and food.

Atleast that's the way it goes in the euro KLM Lounges.
Jan 19 2010 7:46AM
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I_Am_Mod
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*pretend you have lost something, have other people help you find it
(even funnier if you pretend to have lost your baby brother...)

*Sit somewhere and talk to your imaginary friend or pet your imaginary cat; watch people react to it and tell them to mind their own business !

*walk on hands and feet

*don't touch the floor while moving through the airport

*moonwalk backwards on one of those conveyor bellt things...

*stare at people, then when they tell you to F off, you tell them you're blind...

*go stand at the main entry and welcome people to the airport !
(even cooler if you take some airport flyers and hand them out)

*sing a song, perform an act for money...

*etc.

if i think of more stuff, i'll post it up....
Jan 19 2010 8:11AM
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shea.
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i see what you did there +K
Jan 19 2010 8:13AM
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h_bar
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run
Jan 19 2010 8:40AM
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Malcolm
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hahaha that is the most awesome shit ever
Jan 19 2010 9:00AM
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+[wall.e]+
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Buy a kendama. Best $20 investment you will ever make, especially in said situations.
Jan 19 2010 9:02AM
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rigzz
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My dad is part of the Air canada lounge shit, and he can take the whole family in, for FREE. Free internet, and free food is awesome! haha

Wheel chair races are the best thing.

ipod battle if you have small speakers.

hide and seek.

ask around if people want to hear your dead baby jokes.!
Let me think of others, i'll come up with more.

Jan 19 2010 9:09AM
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PaleCelery
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Beat off
Jan 19 2010 10:30AM
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Tasche
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tape fishing string to a dollar bill and pull in in front of people walking around.
Jan 19 2010 10:35AM
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PaleCelery
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Or do the shit dollar trick.  Smear shit on a dollar bill and put it shit side down, kinda propped up like a tent and watch as people pick it up and get shit on their fingers. Hours of entertainment.
Jan 19 2010 10:39AM
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sereguy
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ugh I hate that. I was once in a airport for like 15 hours. I thought I was going to die. Music, laptop with a TON of movies, and talking to random people makes the time go by way fast
Jan 19 2010 11:03AM
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inactive
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read a motherfucking book.

Jan 19 2010 11:15AM
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eastside
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mini golf, but i'm not sure if seatle has it because its such a small city.
Jan 19 2010 12:06PM
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Gorilla.Steeze
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masturbate in the male bathroom.
Jan 19 2010 12:08PM
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KGlicious
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Try to find some skaterkid and steal his skateboard, and then just ride it. Skate + empty airport, kinda awesome. But that might be hard so play hide and seek or something.
Jan 19 2010 12:10PM
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.Asain-Skiier
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yo yo for money.

ask people if they have seen your lamp

pretend your deaf and talk really odd.
Jan 19 2010 12:40PM
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FrenchToastMafia
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get a bunch of payphones numbers and continuously call them and watch peoples reactions
Jan 19 2010 1:45PM
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looneygeorge
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wow so many creative things in this thread.. im gonna step right back into the box and tell you to spend 50 bucks on movies and just have a marathon.
Jan 19 2010 3:53PM
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superpoluha
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this site is all you need
Jan 19 2010 3:53PM
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factory81
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hookers and blow
Jan 19 2010 3:56PM
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McShane
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This made me lol. Thank you. I'd say just hang on NS though!
Jan 19 2010 3:59PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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as unoriginal as it is, I usually get hammered. you meet a lot of people at an airport bar. it's always a good time.
Jan 19 2010 4:05PM
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LMPJibbin
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the floor is lava

sleep

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Jan 19 2010 4:09PM
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**Jibs@Royal**
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SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

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Jan 19 2010 4:24PM
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The_Cube
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find a bitch and put ur tounge in her mouth
Jan 19 2010 4:27PM
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Big_Shane
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*Gnarshmallow
*read
*kendama is a sick idea
*learn to juggle, it entertains people, and they might give you money for beer
Jan 19 2010 4:41PM
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baethoven
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you post too much.
Jan 19 2010 5:07PM
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snowking249
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obviously newschoolers
Jan 19 2010 5:26PM
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Bright_Nation
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wheelchair soccer.  had a game of 5 on 5 in the Calgary airport.  Lasted a good 2 hours before we got shut down.

I doubt this works anymore with the retard level of security there is now.

Fuck airport security.
Jan 19 2010 5:39PM
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nipples-the-cat
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for sure.. that or talk to people about politics, just have some weird ideas about hitler and shit or liking communisum.. it is quite fun

Jan 19 2010 6:51PM
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bk47
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when you get eye contact with someone just stare till it gets awkward for them until the point where they get up and find a new place to sit
Jan 19 2010 6:57PM
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