(an old dude with a rainbow sweater and gray hair, at red mountain. A skiier in a wheelchair like thing with one ski on the bottom skis by, she looks like shes like 15 or somthing)
old guy: hey
me:hey
old guy: you see that chick ski by in the chair?
me: ya
old guy: thats one hot piece of ass
me: ya?
old guy: ya when she starts to go fast... im telling you, one hot piece of ass.
(at a rave, some guy walks up to me and my friend, i thought my friend knew him, he was like 20 somthing)
random guy: hey
us: hey
random guy: whats up?
me: not much
random guy: so whos going to be tapping a 19 year old tonight?
my friend: what?
random guy: there so messed up they wont even notice, trust me its cool.
random guy: trust me, your fucked, and your fucked, but they are more fucked.
(on a fairy boat)
my brother: (gets a napkin stuck in a waterbottle)
my brother: ohhh you got the napkin stuck in there
my brother again: thats what she said
some guy across the fairy: that is what she said
(halloween. after dropping off our passed out friend at another friends house, and walking down to panagos, carrying skis, boots, backpacks, and pillowcases filled with candy and liqour.
A caveman walks up to us with a box of pizza, and his girlfriend has dreads and kinda looks like amy whinehouse)
caveman: how do you get to the hound hotel?
us: i dont think there is a hound hotel
caveman: ya there is my friend told me to go there.
(hes standing infront of the hume hotel or somthing like that)
my friend: can i have some pizza?
caveman: no youve had enough
caveman: he needs some, skinnny bastard
(gives pizza to my skinny friend)
so we start walking away, and hes following us.
caveman: im not an aggressive person but im not afraid to be.
us: what?
caveman: your taking me to the hound hotel right?
then a bunch of chicks dressed as spartans walked by, he grabbed there swords and they beat him up.
anyone else?