Yea, OP, i think you forgot to include the fact that a lot of those guys, at least at the schools that make a "killing" as you say, on probably on scholarships. Those could total over 100 grand if they play all 4 years, plus imagine if they paid those guys.... they are like pro athletes but younger and dumber. They would just buy phat whips and party and get into trouble, because they would probably think of themselves even more as super stars. Imagine if they were allowed to have sponsors and stuff, not only would they have classes, practice and games, but commercial shoots and stuff like that as well.
I think college football is better to watch than pro because they actually care about winning and not about their status on the team and whether or not they will get paid as much next year.
I can't tell you, you are wrong for not liking it becasue i know plenty of people that dont like watching football, but your reasons suck haha.