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Don't you hate getting stuck on the chairlift?

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dave...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh06NgPWur4
Dec 22 2009 8:53PM
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*TURBONERD*
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wow.... even if this happened, you would have to be retarded not to have a cell phone....
Dec 23 2009 4:40PM
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Dub_Digital
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can't wait! should be even better than snakes on a plane! genius!
Dec 23 2009 4:44PM
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Cincher
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I don't think it'll change the safety protocol, I mean they already run each chair two extra laps just to be totally sure no one is stuck on it. And they don't hire any schmuck off the streets to operate the lifts without putting them though that protocol. I'm also positive this is why the industry hasn't already responded.

How much did Natasha Robertson's death affect people's use of helmets? I don't see a lot of drastic changes to helmet use policy at my local hills(but then again I'm unfortunately a canadian prairie skier, so nothing here can qualify as a major resort). The fact that the film is fiction and not fact will also reduce any possible damage to resort safety protocol.

If any of my facts are wrong, please feel free to correct me.
Dec 23 2009 5:00PM
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easiestEC
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dude i hate getting stuck on chair lifts. one i got stuck right in the spray of a snowgun. i had about an inch or so of snow on me by the time the chairlift got going again.
Dec 23 2009 5:10PM
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.frenchy
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haha, so thats why you check the chairlifts to see if theirs anyone left on it?
Dec 23 2009 5:11PM
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dylansiggers
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" it wil do for skiers what Jaws did for swimmers"

aaaahahahahahahhahahaha
Dec 23 2009 7:04PM
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RideDoctor
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Check it out:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1323045/

Plot: Three skiers are stranded on a chairlift and forced to make life-or-death choices that prove more perilous than staying put and freezing to death.

Haha what? What could be more perilous than freezing to death?

Review here: http://www.brutalashell.com/2009/12/film-review-frozen/

Someone actually fainted at a screening of this film. Bahaha.
Dec 23 2009 7:12PM
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yojimbo
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what about the lift rolling back and you getting smashed into little pieces?
Dec 23 2009 7:14PM
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DirtyMick
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What he said.
Dec 23 2009 8:05PM
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selkirks
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I don't think it will really change anything, but the media I bet will be clamoring for more on-hill safety. The ski industry will no doubt speak out shortly regarding the implausibity of this film's premise. Even if it's just a horror film, it could pose a risk to some areas' bottom lines--especially resorts that cater almost exclusively to the gaper crowd. You'll see a NSAA press release before this film, you mark my words. By the way, Vail Resorts and Intrawest recently passed mandatory helmet rules for employees. It's debatable whether it was related to Natasha Richardson's death, but the media certainly tried to paint it that way.
Dec 23 2009 8:10PM
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BC.
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Straight to DVD.
Dec 23 2009 8:18PM
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Low.End
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what's great is that the comments they show in the trailer are from people associated with such esteemed companies as "bloody-disgusting.com"
Dec 23 2009 8:20PM
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.peter
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Um 1st of all that actually happened at I think West mtn. years ago.
2nd ever heard of cell phones? not that I think people should ski with them but really?
and what mountain closes for that long during peak season?
or you can just do like EDIAS and rail slide the whole cable all the way to the bottom.

Dec 23 2009 8:22PM
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purps
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I agree, but they somehow managed to do it in another movie, but I can't remember what it's called. All I remember is it's a few people treading water for probably hours trying to think up how to get back onto their boat and they kill each other, etc etc. It was stupid but they did drag it out for quite some time.
Dec 23 2009 8:36PM
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Low.End
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Open Water?
Dec 23 2009 8:44PM
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purps
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Yeah! thanks

Dec 23 2009 8:48PM
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SKIU4EA
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u fuckers don't know a good movie if it came over to you and bitch slapped you.   I'm already waiting to find out the details for the SEQUEL!    yes, the "sequel", i'm excited too.  Try not to shit yourself with anticipation.
Dec 23 2009 8:51PM
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Drail
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retarded not to have a cell phone? you're retarded. I've never owned a cell phone in my life, and I will keep it that way as long as I possibly can. I also have more friends who don't own a cell than do.
Dec 23 2009 9:03PM
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heFF
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please tell me this isn't serious
Dec 23 2009 9:10PM
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MatRich
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hahah what the hell is going to happen on a fucking chairlift with no lights on that is going to be entertaining.

that fucking lifty is a dick for calling last run, they were doomed right from there

Dec 23 2009 9:26PM
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ike.
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is this an actual movie or like a spoof edit
Dec 23 2009 9:28PM
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Malcolm
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haha i want to see this.
Dec 23 2009 9:38PM
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Dr.Brown
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

they actually made a horror movie about getting stucked in a chairlift?! LOL

What's next? a horror move about toe bang?


Dec 23 2009 9:43PM
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Dr.Brown
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movie **

fail
Dec 23 2009 9:44PM
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hue.
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this is waht happends when you use your woman powers for evil and get free lift tickets
Dec 23 2009 9:53PM
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hue.
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this is waht happends when you use your woman powers for evil and get free lift tickets
Dec 23 2009 9:54PM
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doublexl
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hahahaha

ok, first of all, what resort closes down for like five days in the middle of winter?

who the fuck takes there gloves off when ur stuck on da chair?

who the fuck wouldnt hot lap that shit after like, i dono, 5 minutes?

dont claim last run ahaha
Dec 23 2009 10:00PM
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nathanbalkman
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this looks about as good as PIRANHA 3D
Dec 23 2009 10:29PM
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paulgenovese
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So aparently noone has cell phones in 2009......this movie will be soo goddam funny. I bet the ski hills will have to put signs up to clarify this will not happen to keep the gorbs calm

Dec 23 2009 10:41PM
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dr_phil
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lol ... I've said that on another non-ski related forum and got hated on big time.
Dec 23 2009 11:13PM
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Drail
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ok, so i just showed a room full of friends and we got it.

repunsle (sp?) take your clothes off and tie them together in a rope, tie it to the chair and climb down the makeshift rope to safety.

BAM!
Dec 23 2009 11:36PM
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Avifarer
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thats why patrol rides last chair they have radios duh
Dec 23 2009 11:49PM
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Idahoskier420
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haha there are so many ways this fails
Dec 24 2009 12:05AM
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LightAscension
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wow...this movie is nothing but ignance the whole way through
Dec 24 2009 12:18AM
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JOHNishi
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yes, totally true, and they have to send the guys at the top station down the lift so they can get home and not sleep in the lift. and theres no way a lifty would let skiers go up if those guys were already down. plus, patrol usually does sweep, so theyd definitley hear people screaming from the lift. and there are much easier ways to get off a chair than jumping
Dec 24 2009 12:21AM
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Steezy_IN_KC
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A. put more clothes on B. look more steezy. C. SKI and all your problems are solved!

This cant be real and if it is... Straight to DVD just like the past 12 american pies
Dec 24 2009 12:21AM
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hellomynameisjef
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please be fake
Dec 24 2009 12:27AM
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JOHNishi
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seriously, after devils head i totally thought it'd be rollback, that would be waaay scarier. this is just stupid. i really thought it was a hoax until i read through the thread. wtf
Dec 24 2009 12:33AM
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steveys
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What I hate is when it starts rolling back at about a bazillion miles per hour and you get smashed to pieces.  Ouch :(

Getting stuck on a chair all night and having the people next to you end up eating you probably wouldnt be very fun either.

Dec 24 2009 2:21AM
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steveys
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That is what the internet is for....
Dec 24 2009 2:24AM
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steveys
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Hey, TruTV is "not reality, its ACTUALITY" (yeah right!!)
Dec 24 2009 2:27AM
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SEABURN
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this was my thought.
Dec 24 2009 2:54AM
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GORlLLA
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bout time another snowboarding comedy came out
Dec 24 2009 3:06AM
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ski_ENDUB
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ha, beat me to it. So for everyone questioning the legitness of this movie, yes it's real and no it's not a joke. I simply avoid these problems by 1) not calling last run/ n ot getting on the chair at the end of the day when nobody else is, and 2) not riding a chairlift that looks like it was salvaged from the soviet union
Dec 24 2009 3:10AM
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ski-swagga
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hahahahaha.
Dec 24 2009 3:20AM
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Mike-O
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"...and are stuck on the lift due to communication problems."

Okay, so the liftie at the bottom station says "Last lift up". Shouldn't there be a lift operator at the top, who comes down using the lift when the mountain is that big in size? How could it be that the liftie wouldn't see those three, call bottom station "Hey, we still have people here." No more need for a film.

This looks to be absolutely hilarious. A woman fainted? Oh my. It must be like Paranormal Activity, which was reeeeaally scary and stuff.

While watching the trailer I was half-expecting that Samuel L. Jackson, Iron Man or Jack Sparrow from another Epic/Disaster/Scary movie would come up and say random shit. It was that bad.
Dec 24 2009 6:53AM
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Panchuk
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You guys are making it seem like they just sit in dark the whole movie. The sun does come out you know. From what I've read its very possible to make a decent movie in the same spot, just like open water. Not saying this movie is going to be any good, it's possible, but most likely not.
Dec 24 2009 9:11AM
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adamlukowski
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Why Wouldn't you have a cell phone? those people are at the age of keeping their phone on them 24/7
Dec 24 2009 9:22AM
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HamFaceGirl
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how exciting can a movie be if the people are just sitting there most of the time?
Dec 24 2009 9:30AM
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[BRI]noceros
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this can't be legit...
Dec 24 2009 9:36AM
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