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Freestyla_01
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why are there so many fat kids nowadays?
ive seen so many fat kids around my town lately.
just wondering.
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May 5 2002 9:57PM
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MART-IZZLE
Posts: 3429 - Karma: 13
AAAAAAAHAHAHA!!!
yea because the new world are parents that buy kids too much shit and spoil them ahha
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May 5 2002 9:59PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
Walk thru the grocery store... and look at what people are buyiong, and what parents are feeding your kids. Shit with fat content of like 12 grams for a pussy sized serving, and the kids end up eating like 5 servings at a sitting. Plus noone gewts excersize anymore...
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May 5 2002 9:59PM
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Skibum420
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 314
because us americans are lazy fuckers who love to eat. although i am not fat. i dont think fat people should procreate
D.A.R.E=Drugs are really excellent
May 5 2002 10:00PM
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tremblantripper
Posts: 1501 - Karma: 18
yeah all tv is now, 5 minutes of your show then advertisements for some fatty foods that just make us want to eat


Burns: We don't have to be adversaries Homer, we both want a fair union
contract...
Homer's Brain: Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?
Burns: ...and if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours...
Homer's Brain: Wait a minute, is he coming onto me?
Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?
Homer's Brain: Oh my God! He IS coming onto me!'
Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bed-fellows.
Homer's Brain: (Screams)
Homer: Sorry Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure
I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
May 5 2002 10:04PM
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MART-IZZLE
Posts: 3429 - Karma: 13
So true Jordan, So true
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May 5 2002 10:08PM
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T-lo
Posts: 1004 - Karma: 10
fastfood. 1 in 7 kids now-a-days are obese. that's way to many

T-lo
ski how you wanna ski
May 5 2002 10:19PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
it's a shame really - all those fat kids, and so little bullies to pick on them all... what has this world come to?

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

'It's the suppression of the word that gives it the power, the violence, the viciousness' Lenny Bruce
May 5 2002 10:23PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
hmm.... Fat bullies.

$1080PLP$: 'i just love canadian boys.. ' but really it was Brooke.
May 5 2002 10:26PM
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Canadian_kicker
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 13
I was talking about this with..... um... Doug and mike. haha took me a min to think.. Yeah and they came up with that people are all in this mind frame of 'accept your body, as it is' and 'look for whats inside' so there is really not a whole lot of motivation to loose the extra lbs. beacuse ppl are going to love you for you. not ur figure. which is goood.. yet bad..
I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
May 5 2002 10:35PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
Stop making fun of Jeff Thomas guys.

Skiing is for little fat kids.
May 5 2002 10:42PM
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witchbaby666
Posts: 642 - Karma: 10
while we are told to accept ourslever as who we are, ie. FAT and or UGLY, we are bombarded with images of anorexics and bulimics selling us clothes and food and sex....mmmmm, i could go for some food in my sexy clothes right now.....


Please ignore the crazy girl.
May 5 2002 10:45PM
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mauii
Posts: 6166 - Karma: 32
hey! don't pick on us less attractive people!

Mauii - Ontarian Jibber

Call me Mike!
May 5 2002 11:21PM
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FreshCoast
Posts: 5602 - Karma: 34
McDonalds, they fucked over our country and are currently ruining many others like China, France and all the others!
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May 5 2002 11:47PM
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etom
Posts: 2443 - Karma: 13
i heard that one in four americans eat at mcdonalds everyday, but im not sure its true.

~Tom
May 6 2002 12:13AM
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nealdawgdiamond
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 12
for a while my dad used to eat mcdonalds for breakfast and lunch for like months on end. it was horrible.
Big Gulps huh?
Well, see ya later!
May 6 2002 12:23AM
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powder99
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Parents are starting to be way to relax about eating habits, it should be child abuse if you let your child get obese
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May 6 2002 12:27AM
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PhattSarah
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I work in a supermarket and there are lots of kids who come in that are overweight. But then you look at what theyre buying and you don't have to wonder why! They have all these unhealthy snacks and lots of other junk food. Most don't buy fresh vegetables and fruit, and most kids today would rather sit around in front of a computer or tv than be outside playing and stuff.
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May 6 2002 1:46AM
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Casey
Posts: 7774 - Karma: 23,354
I think I'm going to be fat, I eat just for the hell of it, whether I'm hungry or not.
May 6 2002 2:13AM
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PhattTim
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I have high motabalism so I eat as much as I want of whatever I want basically and nothing happens, I'm lucky

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May 6 2002 4:24AM
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Sgt.Hessu
Posts: 714 - Karma: 10
tim: same with me.. i eat like a horse, and im still slim..
Me need snow!!
May 6 2002 4:32AM
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tremblantripper
Posts: 1501 - Karma: 18
yeah it is mostly all about metabolism, mines not too bad, better than others


Burns: We don't have to be adversaries Homer, we both want a fair union
contract...
Homer's Brain: Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?
Burns: ...and if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours...
Homer's Brain: Wait a minute, is he coming onto me?
Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?
Homer's Brain: Oh my God! He IS coming onto me!'
Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bed-fellows.
Homer's Brain: (Screams)
Homer: Sorry Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure
I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
May 6 2002 4:32PM
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Newskoolkavana
Posts: 2098 - Karma: 19
yeah its all about the metabolism, im one scrauny ass kid



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May 6 2002 4:36PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
and well... basically... metabolism is linked to physical output.If you don't exert anything, your metabolism will drop in time.
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May 6 2002 4:39PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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Mine is going down... Its funny, I'm getting fatter, but weighing less...?
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May 6 2002 4:44PM
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tremblantripper
Posts: 1501 - Karma: 18
hahahha youre lucky man, i can watch my beer gut grow now that ski season is done


Burns: We don't have to be adversaries Homer, we both want a fair union
contract...
Homer's Brain: Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?
Burns: ...and if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours...
Homer's Brain: Wait a minute, is he coming onto me?
Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?
Homer's Brain: Oh my God! He IS coming onto me!'
Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bed-fellows.
Homer's Brain: (Screams)
Homer: Sorry Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure
I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
May 6 2002 4:47PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
ya that's not good.. if you're loosing weight but not showing it at all then your muscle is being replaced by fat... not good. but it's probably just because the ski season's over.

$1080PLP$: 'i just love canadian boys.. ' but really it was Brooke.
May 6 2002 4:48PM
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Schwags
Posts: 4692 - Karma: 399
feed them hogs, the more meat the better the lay.



Machete skier32: man..dont talk to me like that, do you know who i am?
SchwagM: fuckin andy mahre...
SchwagM: haahah..
Machete skier32: andy mutha fuckin mahre...ya, thats right...your worst nightmare
May 6 2002 4:56PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
apparently coka-cola has it written down somewhere in the goals of the company to become the #1 liquid people drink... even more than water - now that is fucked up.

they wanted to put satalites up into orbit in the shape of a coke can for the ultimate advertisment... but environmental people put a stop to it ('cause of the polution caused by all the launches of satalites - and well.... who the fuck would want ads in the sky? they are already everywhere else on this damn planet...)

I just wrote that 'cause the thing about people eating at mcdonalds everyday reminded me of it...

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

'It's the suppression of the word that gives it the power, the violence, the viciousness' Lenny Bruce
May 6 2002 5:06PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
hahahah it ain't cool when you've got to hire a search team to find the right spot in all the flab...

There's a very sick sick sick story about this..
There's this woman that was very fat. She was trying to have kids for 14 years. But she didn't want to go to the doctors because she didn't want to be told that she had to loose weight. Her husband didn't want to go and be told that he's impotent. So she ends up going to the gynacologist... He says that she's perfectly capable of having children except that her husband has been doing a roll of skin for the last 14 years... now that's nasty... Imagine the smell.

$1080PLP$: 'i just love canadian boys.. ' but really it was Brooke.
May 6 2002 5:06PM
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caleBCaleb
Posts: 1758 - Karma: 9
i feel bad for the kids, if she ever has any

~'dont eat me, i have a wife and kids...eat them!!' -Homer
May 6 2002 5:33PM
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Gdawg3
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 10
I have a superhigh metabolism, I'm 5'11 and 140. That's damn skinny, so I usually hide in hoodies and baggy pants.

'I'm the guns of navarrone motherfucker!!'- Jules
May 6 2002 5:55PM
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SkunKJiB
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Thats kind of mean. Some people's metabolisms are justlike that. I'm not fat at all, but you gotta stand up for those people. They get so much shit.
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May 6 2002 6:12PM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
fat people need to go on a diet



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May 6 2002 6:14PM
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SkunKJiB
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Agreed, but don't tell them that unless they are morbidly obese.
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May 6 2002 6:41PM
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RRhighrider
Posts: 2137 - Karma: 1,105
all you guys are hella mean. some people are just fat. me and my older brother were both fat when we were kids then we grow in high school and both of us r pretty skinny now
'love the gift from the earth and whats from the earth is of a great disworth so before you knock it try it first for you will see it is a blessing and it's not a curse if you don't light my fire then don't come around cause i'm gonna burn one down yes i'm gonna burn one'
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May 6 2002 6:47PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
Ummm...we're not being mean. the reason adults an teenagers are fat is because the crap they/we eat, and the lack of excercise some people get nowadays.

It is their fault they are fat, you arn't born to be naturally fat. HINT*SUGGESTED WEIGHT*HINT...
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DatGrlyChick: skier??
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May 6 2002 7:01PM
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RRhighrider
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u r right about most people are fat because all they do is sit on their ass and eat
'love the gift from the earth and whats from the earth is of a great disworth so before you knock it try it first for you will see it is a blessing and it's not a curse if you don't light my fire then don't come around cause i'm gonna burn one down yes i'm gonna burn one'
ben harper
May 6 2002 7:05PM
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FreshCoast
Posts: 5602 - Karma: 34
Solution: Become a ski bum. You cant afford all the snack foods just things like soup and potatoes. Plus your always skiing and hiking the backcountry! I think its impossible to be a fat ski bum.
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May 6 2002 7:07PM
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Diabhal
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I'm way too fucking skinny, i'm 5'11' and im 125 lbs. I have a high metabolism and small appetite, a very bad combo.
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May 6 2002 7:18PM
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etom
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5'11, 125 lbs, oh man you have to be a twig. im 5'11 and 158 or so. i used to be hella big, then i got much skinier, mostly cus i run a bunch, and soccer.

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May 6 2002 7:43PM
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Gdawg3
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 10
Diabhal, you need to hit the weights. I used to be that skinny, and all the 15-20 lbs that I've gained is muscle from sports lifting. I'm still damn skinny, but it's not freakish anymore.

'I'm the guns of navarrone motherfucker!!'- Jules
May 6 2002 7:50PM
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teethi
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how bout 107 lbs and 5'6? im lanky. kids are fat cuz these new extreme sports are easy to puss out on. like sayin u hurt ureself last time. they just pose and like to call themselves whatever they can. everyone wants to be classified. and they can sit and eat instead of moving. if u cant ski cuz there's no snow, then run! or bike! or something.



'But won't your hand smell like shit too?'
'Small price to pay for the smiting of one's enemies.' ~Brodi and T.S. in the Stink Palm scene of Mallrats
May 6 2002 7:53PM
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teethi
Posts: 434 - Karma: 10
how bout 107 lbs and 5'6? im lanky. kids are fat cuz these new extreme sports are easy to puss out on. like sayin u hurt ureself last time. they just pose and like to call themselves whatever they can. everyone wants to be classified. and they can sit and eat instead of moving. if u cant ski cuz there's no snow, then run! or bike! or something.



'But won't your hand smell like shit too?'
'Small price to pay for the smiting of one's enemies.' ~Brodi and T.S. in the Stink Palm scene of Mallrats
May 6 2002 7:59PM
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linkray
Posts: 289 - Karma: 10
im not exactly 'fat' but im 5'10 and 185 pounds, big frame though.


when life gives you a lemon throw it at someone
May 6 2002 8:58PM
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Canadian_kicker
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For me. i gain weight in the winter. cause im always at the ski hill eating expensive 10 dollar hamburgers and Poutine... but i loose alot of weight in the summer. because im always working with the horses and i never eat... you get a great tan too.. it rules.... but yeah I really need to loose weight.. And im not being to smart about it at the moment.. I eat maybe 1 meal a day.. I relaly gotta change that.but i dont ever have time to eat. And well i need to loose the weight
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May 6 2002 9:08PM
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ductapeboy
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fat kids make the best jibbers.

'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
May 7 2002 5:04PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
i wanna go skiin' in a sumo suit... just do huge backflips and lincolns and shit... don't think you can spin or grab or cork really well in them 'cause of the lack of flexability - but it would look so damn funny.

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

'It's the suppression of the word that gives it the power, the violence, the viciousness' Lenny Bruce
May 7 2002 5:38PM
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sonya
Posts: 289 - Karma: 8
has anybody see a fat kid attempt a back flip?? i haven't, but that would be pretty funny!

later,
sonya
May 7 2002 5:44PM
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Freestyla_01
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at grouse, a guy was in a beaver suit with a mountie uniform on, he was doing backflips over the big table. it was advertising for the 'Beavertails' cafe dealy at grouse.
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If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.
Go from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you.
-Jimmy Soul - If You Want To Be Happy

'People who smoke pot grow up and do nothing with their lives.... Look at me. I'm a teacher.'
- My Gym Teacher
May 7 2002 7:34PM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
no, fat kids dont leave the ground, lol

where can you get sumo suits?



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May 7 2002 11:28PM
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