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Ate to much carrots

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KFRADtheLaxBro
Posts: 632 - Karma: 10
im grounded and all i can do is study so i decided to eat an entire bag of large mini carrots. i feel like shit and have little remains of carrots in my teeth. cool story right.
Dec 12 2009 11:02PM
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*Dos*Planker*
Posts: 2983 - Karma: 168
your skin could turn yellow, lol. not joking though if u eat enough it will turn u yellow
Dec 12 2009 11:04PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
ur piss iz gonna look funny.
Dec 12 2009 11:05PM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
I ate too many carrots.

You'll probably grow orange pubes now. Watch out for firecrotch, dude. That burning sensation? It isn't normal.
Dec 12 2009 11:08PM
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TGdude
Posts: 290 - Karma: 10
prepare to have night vision.
Dec 12 2009 11:10PM
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OhMyBosh
Posts: 5056 - Karma: 170
*many
Dec 12 2009 11:11PM
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brogilvie
Posts: 2607 - Karma: 123
How big are large mini carrots?
Dec 12 2009 11:12PM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
about the same size as small normal carrots.
Dec 12 2009 11:15PM
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brogilvie
Posts: 2607 - Karma: 123
THATS A FUCK LOAD OF CARROTS!
Dec 12 2009 11:17PM
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Shredneck
Posts: 2051 - Karma: -32
stfu
Dec 12 2009 11:19PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
You should probably invest some more time in studying.
Dec 12 2009 11:21PM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
well then, he can join the club. its not too bad, just have to use a fire hose to manscape
Dec 12 2009 11:22PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 65
what are you symptoms?
Dec 12 2009 11:54PM
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powderdrunkie
Posts: 2034 - Karma: 976
i bet you can see into the future now
Dec 12 2009 11:54PM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
It sounds like something was laced.
Dec 13 2009 12:06AM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,438
can you fly yet?
Dec 13 2009 2:10AM
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invader7
Posts: 5756 - Karma: 49
i ate a whole bag the other day your fine
Dec 13 2009 2:19AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Rabbits eat carrots all the time and can't see for shit at night.
Dec 13 2009 2:20AM
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Royalty
Posts: 33 - Karma: 11
errr you sure you did not eat too many carrots?
Dec 13 2009 2:25AM
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Static
Posts: 8491 - Karma: 4,050

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Dec 13 2009 2:28AM
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Obsessedwski
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 71
Hahahaa!

fuck now this is gonna be one of those threads in my "my threads" that'll piss me off everytime it gets bumped because I only wanted to contribute my 2 cents but didn't actually give a rat's ass about what it was about...
Dec 13 2009 2:31AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
SUCH..... AN..... AWESOME..... SHOW!!!!!!!!
Dec 13 2009 2:33AM
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hokkanee
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 435
prepare to have neon orange shit. We fed my dog carrots when she was sick and she literally shat bricks of neon orange crayons everywhere. It was awesome
Dec 13 2009 2:58AM
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silex
Posts: 526 - Karma: 63
that happened to me when i was a wee lad
Dec 13 2009 3:02AM
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xxMdahlxx
Posts: 552 - Karma: 15
or... I ate too much carrot
Dec 13 2009 3:03AM
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Howie07
Posts: 73 - Karma: 49
mmmmmmm carrots!
Dec 13 2009 3:05AM
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.Asain-Skiier
Posts: 3708 - Karma: 977
pics or it didn't happen
Dec 13 2009 9:21AM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
i heard if you eat too many carrots, you turn into a communist shape-shifter.
Dec 13 2009 9:23AM
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*steeze_is_good
Posts: 2885 - Karma: 718
my threads
Dec 13 2009 9:32AM
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