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Good secret santa gifts for cheap

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Avifarer
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We are having a secret santa at work and i am supposed to buy a gift for a girl i don't know at all.  Can you guys/girls give me some ideas of some cool secret santa gifts that arent normal stuff like chocolate and the works.
Dec 12 2009 10:24PM
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carbon.pulse
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Vibrator. Do it.
Dec 12 2009 10:24PM
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BigJew
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Spend whatever the recommended amount is on $1 scratch cards. For some reason at gift exchanges everyone wants them.
Dec 12 2009 10:25PM
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Cortez
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pee in her butt
Dec 12 2009 10:25PM
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pat_in_the_hat
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a teddy bear. ive done it before. it perfect
Dec 12 2009 10:26PM
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nipples-the-cat
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ancient dildo.. or something laced with shit
Dec 12 2009 10:28PM
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tuna.
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the twelve days of christmas.

its a shit ton of birds, but it's worth it.

Dec 12 2009 10:28PM
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Big_Spence
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edible underwear.
Dec 12 2009 10:31PM
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skiierman
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a flying car
Dec 13 2009 12:51AM
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Static
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framed photoshoped picture of her
Dec 13 2009 12:52AM
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Delphi
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head on a pornstars body, doing a nice big spread.
Dec 13 2009 12:53AM
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Sugarloaf1906
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a fifth of vodka
Dec 13 2009 1:02AM
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superpoluha
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dare me to drive?
Dec 13 2009 1:03AM
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Peter.
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a can of peas
Dec 13 2009 1:09AM
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skiierman
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you are a fucking fag. just throwin that out there.
Dec 13 2009 1:16AM
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Peter.
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skiierman strikes again
Dec 13 2009 1:22AM
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thelittlebiggs
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Just get her like gift certificates to like a movie theater.
Make it a little gift basket out of it with like popcorn and candy.
Or Just go to somewhere like Target or Walmart and get a gift basket already made with like lotion and soap.

Kinda depends on the spending limit.
Dec 13 2009 4:48PM
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rigzz
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Toothbrush and paste.

Soap and Shampoo.

A super small bottle of KY.

Some stupid ass batteries. Like AAA, or those rectangular one.

Egg. Just one in bubble wrap.

a 2$ coin in a a kleenex that's in a matches box,that's in a kinder suprise,that's in a small box,that is in a Shoe box.

Dec 13 2009 4:55PM
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Spacekroft
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give her a box of nachos. i mean who doesn't love nachos or a snuggie best creation ever! lol
Dec 13 2009 5:04PM
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BEARS.
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[random]when i was in a student exchange program to chamonix i went to a candy store that had candy cock rings.[/random]
Dec 13 2009 5:09PM
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